Chics these days, seriously

[evansteve]

no offense, but if she is anything like the girls at my school, even if shes ugly and unpopular shes already been fucked at least 20 times.

im just tryin to figure out why with those odds i havnt been picked for at least one sexual adventure

well one but it didndt turn out treal good

good question, it seems like girls have it easier than guys. girls have no problems getting laid. guys on the otherhand do.

and girls complain about having life harder, pfftt!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

gentlemen dont kiss and tell


...good thing im not a gentleman so there i was, right, in this club, and i have to say, its a damn shame i wasnt around when Michealangelo was sculpting, because man...i was looking good really good its a cosmic tragedy that future generations cant see the splendour that is...The Delicious

so i was sauntering through the club (full of wounded zebras) with my pack of starving hyenas, and there was this cute little thing standing in front of me, and...

actually NNNOOOOOOO qt im not telling you, its personal alright

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH

bugger

 

[Rex]

FFOS: Wow, sweetie, you are so nice. Thanks I appreciate that.

16 year old chic: hehe

FFOS: How old are ya?

16 year old chic: I'm 16.

FFOS: Wow, I'm only 12 years older than you. (being sarcastic) <What you should have said: 18 huh?>


16 year old chic: I won't tell, if you won't

FFOS: WTF!!! <what you should have said: Deal.>

(Damn 6 character minimum requirements for posts. )

 

[UA_Iron]

yeah right

I am in the prime to bang the 18 year oldish crowd. i should get working on this

oh wait nm.

How come all the girls I run into dont like to give head??

 

[Rex]

How come all the girls I run into dont like to give head??

I think it's part of them asserting themselves as individuals and not sex slaves for me. "Why not be an individual who happens to perform fellatio you self righteous bitch?" is what I say.

 

[evansteve]

I think it's part of them asserting themselves as individuals and not sex slaves for me. "Why not be an individual who happens to perform fellatio you self righteous bitch?" is what I say.

couldnt u just offer to give them oral in return?

that would show that you dont think it has anything to do with slaves or power.

 

[UA_Iron]

I think it's part of them asserting themselves as individuals and not sex slaves for me. "Why not be an individual who happens to perform fellatio you self righteous bitch?" is what I say.

yeah, I'll even toss a chicks salad (if freshly showered or from the jacuzzi)

the least she could do is give me head - its not like I'm not supportive of the action trying to make her feel more comfortable with it and stuff...

must be the fact that she's 18

 

[Rex]

couldnt u just offer to give them oral in return?

that would show that you dont think it has anything to do with slaves or power.

Shit I go down first as long as she's trimmed. Rex don't lick a bush that looks like the jungles of Viet Nam.

 

[Rex]

yeah, I'll even toss a chicks salad (if freshly showered or from the jacuzzi)

the least she could do is give me head - its not like I'm not supportive of the action trying to make her feel more comfortable with it and stuff...

must be the fact that she's 18

I don't think I could stay with a chick who won't fellate. Scratch that. I know I won't stay with a chick who doesn't hob knob.

Maybe it's because she's 18. Ain't no fucking way she'll keep a man.

 

[HiDnGoD]

'cept you. LOL

Bingoooooooo