caught my daughter with a personal massager

[heavy_duty]

She had the thing turned on and yah it was between her legs.
She had jeans on you pervs!

I calmly asked her what she was doing and she said "it felt good"...I say "oh really like what?" she says "Like I have to pee"

So I just said well its not really for kids so I took it and put it in my bedroom and waited for the wife to get home.

I cant wait to tell this story at her wedding LOL

oh yah by the way, she's turning 5 next month!

 

[chris302001]

oh man.......

 

[stilleto]

it DOES feel good!

also, why do you have a "personal massager"?

 

[Smurfy]

it DOES feel good!
also, why do you have a "personal massager"?

i was just gonna say this.

 

[lartinos]

yup, one of my ex's said she did something similar as a kid the very same age. Not a massager but that she would just rub against the stairs if I remember correctly.

 

[pin]

This thread is far worse than anything I've ever posted.

Just sayin'

 

[heavy_duty]

it DOES feel good!

also, why do you have a "personal massager"?

It is my wifes. She has a job thats hard on her body so she needs a lot of massage as well she does go for regular deep tissue massage.

 

[heavy_duty]

yup, one of my ex's said she did something similar as a kid the very same age. Not a massager but that she would just rub against the stairs if I remember correctly.

we have a little cousin who would hump the floor and of course you dont want to make a big deal out of it as she was only 4 or 5...one night she did it in a restaurant LOL

 

[75th]

Holy Jesus.

 

[Smurfy]

tell your daughter I used my "personal massager" two times last night

TWO TIMES!!