Can't ejaculate

[Andre9]

Hello guys,

I finished a fina-winny-dbol cycle about a week ago. I'm on clomid therapy now. I take anti-depressant everyday, 75 mg Effexor. I'm very stressed and can't sleep more than a couple of hours a night. This is a recipe for a major noodle.

I may come back with my ex-girlfriend. Actually, I slept at her place yesterday. We had sex once yesterday night (I was drunk on top of that) and once this afternoon. My erection comes fairly easily and I can keep it. But I can't ejaculate! And that pissed the girl off (figure that one out... unlimited sex, no goo on her tits).

So, did someone here had an experience like that before? Because I may see that girl in 2 weeks, and I want her to feel my hot load on her chest. Proviron maybe?


Andre

 

[HighIntensity]

you sound like a true romeo, cut the "load on her tits" bullshit no one here is going to be impressed, and it makes you sound like a child.

As for your little problem

Proviron, maca and cilias should make you a man again

 

[drrman]

bro, i've made numerous posts on this subject, i have the same problem and it actually is a huge problem between me and my girl, i get hard and i can stay hard, but its almost impossible most of the time to get a nut.

 

[Spoud]

How long have you been on the effexor? Is it the Effexor XR?

Effexor has a common side effect of causing abnormal ejaculation (including no ejaculation) plus you just finished the cycle and just started the clomid...

 

[pauly]

the anti depressants are the problem.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Don't listen to them bro...I thought the goo on her tits thing was pretty funny! But I'm gonna have to go with the crowd here and say it's all about the anti-depressant.

 

[bigazzmofo]

the anti depressants are the problem.

Yup not to mention post cycle blues. But one of the sides of anti depressants is pre mature and no ejaculation. As someone else suggested get some proviron and that should fix you right up!

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

Effexor XR killed my nuts in the same way... I switched to Celexa and I feel better... it's not perfect, but it makes me last longer...

 

[freakazoid]

the anti depressants are the problem.

yep,gota agree.paxil does me like that

 

[seeker02]

Antidepressants give all sorts of negative sexual side effects. Decreased libido, inability to get hard, and inability to ejaculate are common ones. May want to cut back on the Effexor and mix some Wellbutrin with it if it becomes a problem. Wellbutrin has the least sexual side effects and has even been known to increase libido.

 

[Spoud]

Antidepressants that do not do bad on sex:

Buproprion (Wellbutrin and Zyban)
Serzone (Nefazodone)

 

[Andre9]

Guys, I really appreciate you input.

High Intensity, I'm sorry I sounded like a child. I didn't want to impress anybody. It's just that the pill doesn't work with my girlfriend and the only contraceptive we use is the "cum on her tits" method.

Starting today, I will cut Effexor in half. I will see my doctor and tell him about my sides, and ask him about Wellbutrin.

About the Proviron. I still have about 5-6 pills here. Would it be good to have like 50 mg the day I think I'll have sex? What would be a good dosage when I find some more? 50 mg ED?

Thanks!


Andre

 

[liftsiron]

I've never taken antidepressents (although maybe I should at times) but I've had that same problem with D-bol and so have a couple of my friends. I'd drop the d-bol, up the test and hit proviron at 50mg a day. Don't waste your load on her tits come in her eyebrows.

 

[Andre9]

I can't cum on her eyesbrows anymore. She warned me several times (it's supposed to burn the eyes), but I told her I couldn't control it. I did it again and she told me "from now on, you can't go higher than my tits".

True story.


Andre

 

[Kanine]

I can't cum on her eyesbrows anymore. She warned me several times (it's supposed to burn the eyes), but I told her I couldn't control it. I did it again and she told me "from now on, you can't go higher than my tits".

True story.


Andre

Turn her upside down then............

 

[Mo T 4 Me]

I had the same problem with the seropram, a ssri.

 

[MUSTGETHUUUUUGE]

Same thing happens with Paxil.

 

[seeker02]

It's just that the pill doesn't work with my girlfriend and the only contraceptive we use is the "cum on her tits" method.

You really should find something that does work with your girlfriend then because the "cum on her tits" method will probably get her pregnant eventually.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

I've had this problem before. No problem, do this. Turn her ass around and do her doggy-style. If you don't bust a nut, then conjure up a big loogie and spit it on her ass while you fake it with the noises. She'll never know the difference.

 

[GoinDeep]

You really should find something that does work with your girlfriend then because the "cum on her tits" method will probably get her pregnant eventually.

My thoughts too.

 

[double d]

I've had this problem before. No problem, do this. Turn her ass around and do her doggy-style. If you don't bust a nut, then conjure up a big loogie and spit it on her ass while you fake it with the noises. She'll never know the difference.

Enigma, you have the best solutions for any sexual performance dysfunction crisis. That's some funny shit.

 

[Canuck4]

I've had this problem before. No problem, do this. Turn her ass around and do her doggy-style. If you don't bust a nut, then conjure up a big loogie and spit it on her ass while you fake it with the noises. She'll never know the difference.

Bwhahhahaha

 

[swoldier]

Thats some funny shit enigma

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

LOL! You know what's really sick, I've actually done this.

 

[promet1]

This is some Funney Sh@!
I won't worry about any of this if your only getting it once every two weeks

 

[fhg43]

the anti depressants are the problem.

pauly-
that is the best avatar!! Is that you? It would only be too funny if it was!

FHG

 

[xsnrg]

My GF way of birth controll is to close her legs and open her mouth.....and a real lady doesnt spit.