Canadians - Seriously

[ponyfitness]

Montreal has the sluttiest girls in Canada.

Agreed, and they don't even speak English so you don't have to talk to them. I once picked up a little hottie at a rave speaking broken Spanish.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

So basically what you all saying is Montreal is boring as fuck

 

[manny78]

I am going to Canada in December (what a great frikin time to be heading to the land that will hit minus 20?).

Ok so It's Montreal, please fill me in on what the weather is like at that time and what can be done for fun?

December ? Last year we had over one foot of snow beginning late november till early march. The year before ? Nada in december. Just concrete lol Dunno about this year. But here it's not a big deal. Even with 2' subway, bus and everything isnt really down. Just a bit more traffic but who cares.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

So basically what you all saying is Montreal is boring as fuck

Are you fucked out of your tree?

Montreal has a sick nightlife and probably one of the funnest places in canada to go. I fucking hate french-canadians (sorry) especially the french speaking ones! But I can't wait to go to montreal to party.

Best strip clubs in the country too from everything I've heard.

If you can't find a good time in montreal you should check your pulse because you might be dead.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Are you fucked out of your tree?

Montreal has a sick nightlife and probably one of the funnest places in canada to go. I fucking hate french-canadians (sorry) especially the french speaking ones! But I can't wait to go to montreal to party.

Best strip clubs in the country too from everything I've heard.

If you can't find a good time in montreal you should check your pulse because you might be dead.

hahahahaha

I'll be there with my partner so no chance of clubs, clubbing or strippers and I don't cheat either.

So basically what you're saying is Montreal is boring as fuck for matured men

 

[BBR100]

Hot 90+ temps, pack light.

you're good with the Speedo, CS

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

hahahahaha

I'll be there with my partner so no chance of clubs, clubbing or strippers and I don't cheat either.

So basically what you're saying is Montreal is boring as fuck for matured men

Welllllllll perhaps!!

haha, since I'm not a matured man, I don't really know what you like to do for fun?

I'm sure they have some interesting curling.. and uhm..

fine dining??

Check out a Canadians game that would be a blast even if you sort of half like hockey, but I wouldn't recommend cheering against the home team, it could be detrimental to your health those Habs fans are craaaaazy.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I mean is there anywhere I can book a challet, is it too cold for fishing? Just wanna stare out the windows over a log fire with a joint in my hand and puff puff puff away. Nice food, wine and so on.



I hate cold weather but am being forced to make this trip

I will cheer on the other team to stir it up a bit

I like doing that.

What else is there? can i get a snow jet ski what ever they called?

Will there be snow?

 

[Cardinal Slin]

you're good with the Speedo, CS

Don't have speedo's, I have a leopard string that I use... Want the address I'll be swimming at?











Perve....

 

[BBR100]

I mean is there anywhere I can book a challet, is it too cold for fishing? Just wanna stare out the windows over a log fire with a joint in my hand and puff puff puff away. Nice food, wine and so on.



Yes, on the chalets, great restaurants and doobage but no on the fishing.

I hate cold weather but am being forced to make this trip

I will cheer on the other team to stir it up a bit

Don't even think about it.

I like doing that.

What else is there? can i get a snow jet ski what ever they called?

Will there be snow?

Maybe. As Manny pointed out, last year around Christmas there was plenty of snow but none the year before. Winter is just getting started in early December.