can you spank it with your pet watching?

[Gambino]

i was taking care of some early sunday business
checking out this real fine dark skin beauty
vigoursly working the wood over, when i felt a pair of eyes burning a hole in my back
sure enough my dog was up and staring at me, i couldn't finish, wrecked the moment

 

[PICK3]

and yet he'll hump everything in front of you with no regard

 

[heatherrae]

The dog doesn't know what you are doing.

 

[Gambino]

The dog doesn't know what you are doing.

still pretty fucked up

 

[heatherrae]

still pretty fucked up

meh.

 

[rnch]

ur dog bothered u? su-prised u "Work the Wood" with the lights on and ur clothes off....

 

[jackangel]

i wouldn't like that either.

these are the probing questions EF needs more of, i can tell you that.

 

[jack sparrow]

So you just quit? I didn't think that was possible. I would have found a way.

 

[mountain muscle]

Unload on his nose next time.

LMAO at preformance anxiety in front of your dog.

He'll just lick it up and want treats after.

 

[jh1]

I like it when they watch.

 

[Gambino]

I like it when they watch.

they?
so you got a bunch of animals watching? sick fuck

 

[jh1]

they?
so you got a bunch of animals watching? sick fuck

The more the better bro.... I like an audience when I perform.

 

[Gambino]

The more the better bro.... I like an audience when I perform.

lmao that is funny shit lolol

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

i know my dog would prob. eat the cum or at least taste it.

 

[PICK3]

most perverted thread ever!!!

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

finish and wip your hand on your dog's fur.

 

[Smurfy]

i did that once in my walk in closet and unbeknownst to me my cat had made her way in there. i dont remember how it all ended but i recall it being a little weird.

 

[MichaelScott]

why in the walk in closet?

 

[jh1]

i did that once in my walk in closet and unbeknownst to me my cat had made her way in there. i dont remember how it all ended but i recall it being a little weird.

 

[Smurfy]

why in the walk in closet?

that's where i kept my goodie bag of toys and although I would normally go downstairs in front of the DVD player, i just went at it right in the closet - maybe it was for a quickie, i dont remember

 

[MichaelScott]

awesome

 

[Gambino]

that's where i kept my goodie bag of toys and although I would normally go downstairs in front of the DVD player, i just went at it right in the closet - maybe it was for a quickie, i dont remember

dvd player?
shouldn't you mean vhs or beta? i assumed this was a old school tale

 

[biteme]

i was taking care of some early sunday business
checking out this real fine dark skin beauty
vigoursly working the wood over, when i felt a pair of eyes burning a hole in my back
sure enough my dog was up and staring at me, i couldn't finish, wrecked the moment

Never felt comfortable jerking off in front of an animal. I wonder if they know what I'm doing

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nobody likes a quitter bro

 

[PICK3]

Whack your little buddy off too.

 

[Gambino]

Never felt comfortable jerking off in front of an animal. I wonder if they know what I'm doing

what if a horse fly was watching you
would you stop to swat at it, or continue w/o caring?

 

[nefertiti]

The more the better bro.... I like an audience when I perform.

I'm a moderately exhibitionist woman and all, but that doesn't extend to beastiality. Bleh. Family pets get shut out when I am handling business.

 

[Smurfy]

dvd player?
shouldn't you mean vhs or beta? i assumed this was a old school tale

no this was just a few yrs ago actually right before I moved out to DC. why did you think it was old school?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Family pets get shut out when I am handling business.

Um... yeah, btw, your business just got bought out. I'll be handling it from now on.

 

[PICK3]

Um... yeah, btw, your business just got bought out. I'll be handling it from now on.

wtf???

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf???

Jealousy

 

[Sub-Zero]

one time i was jerking off and my dog started licking my toes.

if the dog licks your toes that meant she had to take a shit lol, so i had to pack up and walk her with a boner, and then clean up her shit. i still jerked off after i was done.

my dogs dead now thoughthis was when i was in 8th grade when ifirst learned to jerk itt

 

[Sub-Zero]

Um... yeah, btw, your business just got bought out. I'll be handling it from now on.

lol good line

 

[ceo]

what if a horse fly was watching you
would you stop to swat at it, or continue w/o caring?

no, but if it were a BEE he would KO that mother!!!