Can someone summarize the "truth @ strongbrow" thread for me?

[samoth]

You in the uranium industry to?

Maybe.

I *am* a member of the SAS, a professional soccer player, have two PhDs, 20k posts here AND 30k posts on the prestigious HOT OR NOT forum where I stalk young, underage girls with the same 5-year-old picture of myself at 180lbs that I post everywhere else on the internet.

Oh, and my dad's the president of a small European country.

Needless to say, I'm very important; and certainly not an insecure, flabby little nerd who needs to exaggerate on the internets in order to feel better about himself. No, not at all.

Here's a pic of my back. I had to edit my face out because I am so important!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Interesting.

Did you know that uranium is up 3$ a pound? CNN couldn't talk it up enough the other day. Industry insiders are speculating that it will go up to 180$ per pound by 2010.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Interesting.

Did you know that uranium is up 3$ a pound? CNN couldn't talk it up enough the other day. Industry insiders are speculating that it will go up to 180$ per pound by 2010.

Is Uranium a countrie by rissia?

 

[Razorguns]

I thought he worked for CIA or Navy Seals or something and can't talk about it?

And no photoshopping. That was cropping! Learn technology bitch.

r

 

[rnch]

Is Uranium a countrie by rissia?

ah thought dat's where u apply the pages of last years' sears catalog?

 

[timtim]

summary:

real life loser creates fake life internet superman using someones elses hard earned pics, gets busted, and then recreates himself as 230 pound 007. also used an alter to try and support his claims.

 

[lartinos]

I will summ it uo for you Samoth.
Strongbow is the wrongbro.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I will summ it uo for you Samoth.
Strongbow is the wrongbro.

Meanie

 

[Strongbow]

summary:

real life loser creates fake life internet superman using someones elses hard earned pics, gets busted, and then recreates himself as 230 pound 007. also used an alter to try and support his claims.

I am so going to love rubbing this shit in your face when it is all said and done. And it will be. Would you please pull your drawers down boy.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Is Uranium a countrie by rissia?

Yes, we will be vacationing there next month. I wanted it to be surprise but now you went and ruined it.