You in the uranium industry to?
Maybe.
I *am* a member of the SAS, a professional soccer player, have two PhDs, 20k posts here AND 30k posts on the prestigious HOT OR NOT forum where I stalk young, underage girls with the same 5-year-old picture of myself at 180lbs that I post everywhere else on the internet.
Oh, and my dad's the president of a small European country.
Needless to say, I'm very important; and certainly not an insecure, flabby little nerd who needs to exaggerate on the internets in order to feel better about himself. No, not at all.
Here's a pic of my back. I had to edit my face out because I am so important!

