Calling Out SublimeZM (AKA healother)

[puddlemonkey]

So I'm procrastinating taking a shower after my workout last night when I decide to stroll on over to Elite Fitness for a few. Its about midnight PST and not much was going on. Jack_schitt is posting that he's going to bed, stefka is posting how she is bored. Forum couldn't be moving any slower. Around 12:30am (3:30 EST) Sublime shows up and makes a few posts (12:31, 12:32, 12:33), then he disappears. Oddly enough about 20 minutes later healother shows up with this post (both users are logged in at this time):

I was trying really hard to contain it, but its tough cuz everyone there was completely stuck up!

I tried hitting on probably close to 30 women, and got 1 girl to dance with me. someone else got a girl to dance with me for like 10 seconds by begging her to but that doesnt count. the first girl danced with me for like a minute then stopped and was like ok im done, and then wouldnt dance with me for the
rest of the night.

no one at the club gives a shit about what kind of time you're having, except for that one dude that tried to help me.

This guy who can really dance good, who happens to be black, I kept on trying to say hi to him, I coincidentally have bumped into him at like 3 dif clubs now, but everytime i even look at him he blows me off and looks or walks the other way.

I got so pissed that I started calling girls bitches as I was walking away (most of the time they didnt hear me though) or saying "what the fuck" after they blew me off.

This one girl wouldnt dance with me but she danced with an acquaintence of mine that I saw at the club, and I asked her afterwards why she didnt dance with me and she just faced her female friend and her friend said "shes my baby". I said "thats cool, im just trying to be friendly, im not a threat". they said "just leave"
I said "you 2 leave, why should i have to leave" they said "just go" . I said "you 2 are fucking bitches, get the fuck out of here" and they sighed and looked the other way.

I was so pissed I just walked away. I'm surprised I didnt throw a fit tonight, I was trying really hard to stay calm, but it sucks so much to see women reject you and then slut themselves to another man. Just about every man was dancing with women as the club was closing and getting numbers. I was the freak dancing around alone.

I know rejection shouldnt bother me, but it does, and ive been going out there and trying to get practice so that it doesnt affect me as much, but I tell you I'm afraid one of these days I'm going to snap and get in trouble.
I just hate how I work my ass off to be in good shape, and these women dont even give a damn or try to even help me learn what to do better.

and thread crappers get the fuck out of here.

When I read it I couldn't help but feel I recognized the writers style and wording. Then I thought, could it be? Would he? And the answer is yes, I think he would! So why Sublime you ask? Simple, for one, to make an alter with 4,000+ posts you need a lot of spare time on your hands. Sublime obviously has this with over 20,000 posts himself. Remember those long EF raps he conjured up? Kid definitely has some time to waste. Two, you need access to multiple computers so the IP addresses don't match. Living at home with his parents I'm sure he has access to more than one computer in the house. Three, and the one that caught my attention the most, the posting habits of the two are very similar. I don't know many people who use both the 13 year old girl texting style (Hi! How r u?) and proper English as well. Usually people will use one or the other. Take a look at some of Sublimes posts, notice the use of "u" and "you" (even in the same sentence/post), as well as words like "cuz" and "EFers" ect:

he means when you tried to clown up your fauxdaughter cuz she was fat and everyone made fun of her, then u called the older one a slut

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7499308-post22.html

if you actually care about being sick, instead of being a girly girl and crying about what other people do, you should try washing your hands before you eat or touch things that are going into your mouth, or in your case, anus.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7499132-post25.html

wow you are weak as fuck how do u look so jacked and good

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7497739-post90.html

wow ur lucky u go to the same gym as AAP? fucking crazy i wonder if any EFers go to my gym.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7497735-post89.html

cool but have u read his posts and flames? funny guy, funnier than u, but maybe not as swole, he should post up

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7496977-post12.html

i have years worth of logged training you can look through also, with dates on them, to give u an idea

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7496498-post37.html

wtf, it smells really good. if i smell weed and its not mine i get a headache so bad not cause i dont like it but cuz i want it so badly

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7483920-post46.html

lota peeps getting tats of their sons. what happens if u guys get a devorce? or you have a better son

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7473306-post14.html

plus what if u fall for a girl that ur best friend used to tell you about all the "freaky shit" they did, lolol

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7471835-post59.html

exactly, if worse comes to worser say you didnt even know it was them (if for some reason they catch you).

be like "we heard u yelling and speeding towards us and got scared u were a robber or something".

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7470044-post9.html

Now look at some healother posts, notice a very similar style, too similar:

I was trying really hard to contain it, but its tough cuz everyone there was completely stuck up!

This one girl wouldnt dance with me but she danced with an acquaintence of mine that I saw at the club, and I asked her afterwards why she didnt dance with me and she just faced her female friend and her friend said "shes my baby". I said "thats cool, im just trying to be friendly, im not a threat". they said "just leave"
I said "you 2 leave, why should i have to leave" they said "just go" . I said "you 2 are fucking bitches, get the fuck out of here" and they sighed and looked the other way.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7500856-post1.html

Alright everyone, I waited a few days, and then called her and left her this message, this will be my last time trying to contact her:
"Hey Lori, its Steve, I haven’t talked to you in a few days. I’m sorry if what I said bothered you the last time we talked, I know I may have come off as rude and unaccepting of the way you are, and I don’t mean to be that way. And I’m sorry about being intrusive and rude in some of our other conversations. Anyways, I to hope hear from soon, later. "

your a cool dude grumpy, but uhave no idea what you're talking about

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7500282-post135.html

golden, the reason u score women isnt just because you read all the manuals on the internet about the "mystery method"

ive heard other EFers say that you are a goodlooking guy, and it sounds like u probably are, which might explain why you are having success.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7470626-post10.html

sent in response to the troll girl i dated for 3 weeks, cuz she texted me "i miss you" (this was after we broke up)

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7470468-post26.html

when will u ever learn to stop the drama?
you feed these people. just stop and they will stop.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7470393-post33.html

some people say the same about the workplace. I've realized its funny cuz sometimes the places that are sanctuaries or the places we are around the most are the places we get to know people the best.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7433900-post101.html

Have you ever been talking to someone on IM either that you know from life or met on an online dating site, or myspace or something, and they talk to you on IM a little, but not really enough?

What is the secret with these women? I've been told sometimes if u talk to them less, the more they'll want you. I've tried that tactic and it hasn't worked. I dont know how to sound interested and talk to someone when they arent writing back much to begin with.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7432677-post1.html

I've tried this before, and its sorta worked actually. I find that when you are both on the elliptical at the same time, and not too tired (like if u just started working out) its a pretty good opportunity. Of course most of the time its very difficult to get the balls to approach them because they might get pissed off that u approached them.

But if she has headphones on, that really complicates things, cuz you don't know why she has those headphones on.

Question for yall:
The other day I was biking around the lake, and I saw an absolutely amazing girl jogging and wearing headphones. How do I approach her? I'd probably have to be running and come up along side her I'm sure, but when you are jogging outside are things any different than from the gym, or is it the same principle?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7431552-post86.html

So SublimeZM, I guess all we need to know now is why?

 

[heatherrae]

speaking of having lots of free time.

 

[Bikini Mod]

If Sub is healother's alter or vice versa... the kid is either a genius, or has split personality disorder.

 

[H_T_]

lmfao @ Inch High Private Eye....Tigers won, biznatch..

 

[Lestat]

hahahahaha great analysis!

did you know that sublimeZM = AAP?

 

[heatherrae]

I actually think their personality is very similar. They both have views of women that a very young boy may have. They both go on and on and on when they tell a story.

 

[H_T_]

check that. PM = Encyclopedia Brown....

 

[Faizakafez]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUDDLE MONKEY your the fucking EF detective

i was wondering where you were today! holy NAILED HIM

 

[Faizakafez]

and he tried to punk me!!

Plus the fake myspace account too!!

 

[calveless wonder]

do all your employees know you're such a lazy sack of shit?


cuz mine do

 

[Phaded]

lol @ two diff computers in the same house having diff ips..

 

[Faizakafez]

do all your employees know you're such a lazy sack of shit?


cuz mine do

whatch you talking about willis?

 

[puddlemonkey]

lmfao @ Inch High Private Eye....Tigers won, biznatch..

Fuck! I forgot to bet today

I had a much more in depth one written up when we had a power surge here and I lost it all. I was so pissed I almost put a hole in the wall, it wasted 2 hours of my time, had a shitload more examples though. Second time around I rushed it.

 

[Phaded]

and if this is true.. sublime is my idol..

 

[puddlemonkey]

I actually think their personality is very similar.

Very very much so! I noticed a lot more while researching, but like I said my more elaborate one got erased when the power flickered

No doubt in my mind they are the same poster though.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol @ two diff computers in the same house having diff ips..

I had a different ISP when I lived with someone years ago.

 

[puddlemonkey]

do all your employees know you're such a lazy sack of shit?


cuz mine do

lol

 

[calveless wonder]

cliff notes:

both virgins who are frustrated w/ women

that's all they have in common

 

[Faizakafez]

Puddle i will get you up too speed on the FF league

IN!

that is all!

 

[the_clockwork]

no way in fuck I'm reading all that but I already know who healothers alter is

 

[heatherrae]

cliff notes:

both virgins who are frustrated w/ women

that's all they have in common

lol.

 

[Lestat]

cliff notes:

both virgins who are frustrated w/ women

that's all they have in common

hahahah

 

[Sub-Zero]

my aunt is visiting and she knocked on my door to say hi and i go "what who is it" super mean, then realizes she was here and it wasnt my mom and im like "oh hi i thought u were mom".

im about to go work shoulders AAP style

 

[Phaded]

i gotta hit up aap's shoulder workout next week

 

[needtogetaas]

speaking of having lots of free time.

no shit I love sub he is mad cool we think the same on a lot of things and he was the first to ask me and really care about what happen to me...that little guy has a big heart even though he tries not to show it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

my aunt is visiting and she knocked on my door to say hi and i go "what who is it" super mean, then realizes she was here and it wasnt my mom and im like "oh hi i thought u were mom".

im about to go work shoulders AAP style

Hi buddy!

 

[puddlemonkey]

my aunt is visiting and she knocked on my door to say hi and i go "what who is it" super mean, then realizes she was here and it wasnt my mom and im like "oh hi i thought u were mom".

im about to go work shoulders AAP style

I think you owe me green for my detective work!

 

[needtogetaas]

my aunt is visiting and she knocked on my door to say hi and i go "what who is it" super mean, then realizes she was here and it wasnt my mom and im like "oh hi i thought u were mom".

im about to go work shoulders AAP style

wtf my work out is the best.

 

[jh1]

wtf my work out is the best.

As evidence'd by the fact that you are more jacked, stronger, and more astethically pleasing than AAP.

Proof is in the Pudding. N2 OWNS AAP's SHIT.

 

[Phaded]

As evidence'd by the fact that you are more jacked, stronger, and more astethically pleasing than AAP.

Proof is in the Pudding. N2 OWNS AAP's SHIT.

i agree

 

[KillahBee]

Wait, all I got out of that diarrhea was that Sub and Healother are the same b/c they both say "u", "cuz" and "EFers".

We all just got much, much dumber

 

[needtogetaas]

As evidence'd by the fact that you are more jacked, stronger, and more anesthetically pleasing than AAP.athletically

Proof is in the Pudding. N2 OWNS AAP's SHIT.

I would not go as far as athletically pleasing thats for shore.

 

[needtogetaas]

Wait, all I got out of that diarrhea was that Sub and Healother are the same b/c they both say "u", "cuz" and "EFers".

We all just got much, much dumber

so true

 

[puddlemonkey]

Wait, all I got out of that diarrhea was that Sub and Healother are the same b/c they both say "u", "cuz" and "EFers".

We all just got much, much dumber

Dammit, read the examples. Show me other users who will put both "you" and "u" in the same post multiple times. Just look at some of the other things too, the use (or lack of in many cases) of apostrophes etc.

Not to mention he comes in here and does not even bother denying it lol.

 

[Phaded]

sublime is my hero

 

[KillahBee]

Dammit, read the examples. Show me other users who will put both "you" and "u" in the same post multiple times. Just look at some of the other things too, the use (or lack of in many cases) of apostrophes etc.

Not to mention he comes in here and does not even bother denying it lol.

I agree
















































with your user title

 

[Cal_21]

I say puddle monkey's really healother; and is trying to throw everyone off of his trail...

 

[puddlemonkey]

His karma message was all I needed. Great alter Sub, props to you!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I say puddle monkey's really healother; and is trying to throw everyone off of his trail...

Speaking of alters

 

[Cal_21]

haha, do I say u and You?

 

[puddlemonkey]

haha, do I say u and You?

Quoted!

 

[MichaelScott]

speaking of having lots of free time.

no shit, and he is in my fantasy football league i think we are all screwed if he can research this much lolol

 

[calveless wonder]

no shit, and he is in my fantasy football league i think we are all screwed if he can research this much lolol

he told he he's taking vick with his #1 pick

 

[puddlemonkey]

and if this is true.. sublime is my idol..

wtf, I should be your idol.

 

[MichaelScott]

make some good points

 

[puddlemonkey]

he told he he's taking vick with his #1 pick

lol, Vick wont be in my top 20, legal issues or not. I'm a Saints fan, so I have to despise him.

 

[MichaelScott]

ill take reggie bush then andtrade him to you for all your studs, u good with that ??

 

[needtogetaas]

I would go with brady as a qb this year thats for shore if he dont get 4000 yards ill kill myself.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Fuck Brady

 

[MichaelScott]

i love how every thread turns into a ffootball thread

 

[needtogetaas]

Fuck Brady

fuck him or not he is going to get a lot of yards and tuoch downs this year.he is a good take fore fantasy.

 

[MichaelScott]

fuck him or not he is going to get a lot of yards and tuoch downs this year.he is a good take fore fantasy.

is the (old) needto or the (new) needto talking? j/k (old)

 

[puddlemonkey]

If he can't get good passing yards he's a fuckin retard, all those WRs they have now.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm going out for drinks later tonight, but I expect to come home to an open confession by sub (not a k message, but I'll still take the k cause I'm a k whore). In fact, Sub you should donate all of healothers karma to me. Just sayin'

 

[samoth]

Compelling argument.

Now I so need to do some detective work of my own...

 

[jh1]

Let's be clear.

Healtoher is real.

If SubZ is posting as him -it's only because steve gave him his password.

This isn't anything new, shit happens all the time.

 

[Phaded]

my wife just gave me head

 

[jh1]

my wife just gave me head

PICS or STFU

 

[Gambino]

puddlemonkey is a bit too green to be mr. ef detective save the day/whales
you don't know your healother/flexgel/flexygell2/evansteven/p60 history
you have failed at this thread and the internets in general

 

[needtogetaas]

puddlemonkey is a bit too green to be mr. ef detective save the day/whales
you don't know your healother/flexgel/flexygell2/evansteven/p60 history
you have failed at this thread

christ some times its fun to know your shit on ef.lmfao

 

[Gambino]

christ some times its fun to know your shit on ef.lmfao

if puddle knew his shit he would realize the high improbabillity of sub being young flexy
p60 was posting here around 2000

 

[Sub-Zero]

if puddle knew his shit he would realize the high improbabillity of sub being young flexy
p60 was posting here around 2000

lol i was 12

 

[needtogetaas]

if puddle knew his shit he would realize the high improbabillity of sub being young flexy
p60 was posting here around 2000

lol sub would have bin 10 years old give or take

 

[Gambino]

lol sub would have bin 10 years old give or take

exactly
which further makes puddlefunkey look foolish and small penile ridden
unless of course subz was a sexually frustrated 4th grader olo

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

This thread is making me feel old. I was 21 in 2K.

 

[jh1]

exactly
which further makes puddlefunkey look foolish and small penile ridden
unless of course subz was a sexually frustrated 4th grader olo

That or Steve gave SubZ his password.

Then you'd be the owned one.

 

[needtogetaas]

exactly
which further makes puddlefunkey look foolish and small penile ridden
unless of course subz was a sexually frustrated 4th grader olo

lol so true.some people try to know but they just dont know.sups is a good bro and to my knowledge has never had a major alt on this site.

 

[puddlemonkey]

exactly
which further makes puddlefunkey look foolish and small penile ridden
unless of course subz was a sexually frustrated 4th grader olo

Thats it, when you get to Oregon next week you're getting brutally raped!



Gambino = SublimeZM

 

[bigmann245]

its funny how many people look for these things and nothing else. but guess what, your the same person you were before you dug this stuff up.

 

[Yarg!]

good job columbo, this is the dumbest investigation ive ever seen.

 

[MichaelScott]

imagine if he tried to cure cancer with this much dedication lolol

 

[digimon7068]

hahahahaha great analysis!

did you know that sublimeZM = AAP?

this ^^^ actually seems more likely imho. . .

 

[cm23]

who cares?

 

[crazyjoe]

So I'm procrastinating taking a shower after my workout last night when I decide to stroll on over to Elite Fitness for a few. Its about midnight PST and not much was going on. Jack_schitt is posting that he's going to bed, stefka is posting how she is bored. Forum couldn't be moving any slower. Around 12:30am (3:30 EST) Sublime shows up and makes a few posts (12:31, 12:32, 12:33), then he disappears. Oddly enough about 20 minutes later healother shows up with this post (both users are logged in at this time):



When I read it I couldn't help but feel I recognized the writers style and wording. Then I thought, could it be? Would he? And the answer is yes, I think he would! So why Sublime you ask? Simple, for one, to make an alter with 4,000+ posts you need a lot of spare time on your hands. Sublime obviously has this with over 20,000 posts himself. Remember those long EF raps he conjured up? Kid definitely has some time to waste. Two, you need access to multiple computers so the IP addresses don't match. Living at home with his parents I'm sure he has access to more than one computer in the house. Three, and the one that caught my attention the most, the posting habits of the two are very similar. I don't know many people who use both the 13 year old girl texting style (Hi! How r u?) and proper English as well. Usually people will use one or the other. Take a look at some of Sublimes posts, notice the use of "u" and "you" (even in the same sentence/post), as well as words like "cuz" and "EFers" ect:






















Now look at some healother posts, notice a very similar style, too similar:



















So SublimeZM, I guess all we need to know now is why?

I'm convinced your right.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm convinced your right.

I always am