C&C lingo doesn't work IRL

[WoodyO]

I responded with "who fucking cares?" To at least a dozen emails in the last month. One of them was a co-worker emailing in sick and the CEO was copied. He replied to me with"???" And I replied "lol".

 

[-SD-]

I asked my companys CEO if I should run nolva with my test/dbol/deca cycle.

 

[WoodyO]

I should mention our CEO is one of my beer drinking buddies, so I can get a pass whenever shit goes down.

 

[bigbassturd]

i wanna tar mop but kinda dont since hes at least making some sort of effort and sticking around

Yeah he's gonna be a rob soon

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[redsamurai]

this actually is a wonderful place to hone your troll. You go back out into the real world and no one can handle you.

 

[bigbassturd]

I ate dinner at my parent's house the other night and my mom was telling me all about some bullshit that happened at work. She talked for a good five minutes straight, then got to the kicker line and looked all proud of her story and waited anxiously for me to laugh at how funny it was. I instead replied 'cool story, pass the pepper please'

She was butthurt for like an hour

 

[-SD-]

I ate dinner at my parent's house the other night and my mom was telling me all about some bullshit that happened at work. She talked for a good five minutes straight, then got to the kicker line and looked all proud of her story and waited anxiously for me to laugh at how funny it was. I instead replied 'cool story, pass the pepper please'

She was butthurt for like an hour

Can i write out of the will?

 

[bigbassturd]

Can i write out of the will?

Fucking better not. Can't wait to be a 1%er

If my parents die and don't leave me anything, I'll kill them.

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[nangiggles]

I've done the "nice life"

 

[Rachel...lol]

You guys make me want to post pics - well, not really.