C&C lingo doesn't work IRL

[bigbassturd]

He's cheating on her

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[Fitguy308]

I said who the fuck do you think you are to my girlfriends little sisters new boyfriend on Saturday it was funny he's 17 and shit his pants

 

[tryin2tone]

I have found myself saying Can I before i say something sarcastic, or I'll say nice ____[insert ignorant comment here]___ life. Some people get it, some don't, and some just stand there and laugh with a crazy look on their face.

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[-SD-]

I said who the fuck do you think you are to my girlfriends little sisters new boyfriend on Saturday it was funny he's 17 and shit his pants

This makes no gutdamn sense unless you say why you said that to him, then it becomes an actual joke

Youre getting closer to becoming a rob just gotta kick it up a notch or two.

 

[smurf2]

Oh look at me I get to share EF with my husband for even moar closeness and love

lol
I'll admit it provides entertainment when we're bored

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I just glazed ur donut

 

[smurf2]

Can i ingest sperm?

 

[-SD-]

Can i post pics?

 

[bigbassturd]

I said who the fuck do you think you are to my girlfriends little sisters new boyfriend on Saturday it was funny he's 17 and shit his pants

Why's that funny?

You're a dick bro

 

[-SD-]

Why's that funny?

You're a dick bro

i wanna tar mop but kinda dont since hes at least making some sort of effort and sticking around