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C&C lingo doesn't work IRL

bigbassturd

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Don't ask your boss who the fuck he thinks he is when he tells you to do something...


Anyone else pulled some jackass shit lately thanks to this circus?
 
I use the C&C lingo at work all the time. I reply to emails with "I have 3 people in this thread" (*usually accounting related emails) several times a week now.
 
i called someone Rob once, just played it off like i thought his name was Rob hahahaha
 
Lololololol


I called the fedex guy rob friday. Felt like an ass. He goes to my church and I have known him my whole life, and his name is Kevin. I couldn't really explain the situation without looking like a fucking loser so I acted like I had a lot on my mind and screwed up haha
 
I told my fiance about the karma system here and she laughed her ass off at me.

So I asked her who the fuck does she think she is
 
I said who the fuck do you think you are to my girlfriends little sisters new boyfriend on Saturday it was funny he's 17 and shit his pants
 
I have found myself saying Can I before i say something sarcastic, or I'll say nice ____[insert ignorant comment here]___ life. Some people get it, some don't, and some just stand there and laugh with a crazy look on their face.

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Fitguy308 said:
I said who the fuck do you think you are to my girlfriends little sisters new boyfriend on Saturday it was funny he's 17 and shit his pants
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This makes no gutdamn sense unless you say why you said that to him, then it becomes an actual joke

Youre getting closer to becoming a rob just gotta kick it up a notch or two.
 
I responded with "who fucking cares?" To at least a dozen emails in the last month. One of them was a co-worker emailing in sick and the CEO was copied. He replied to me with"???" And I replied "lol".
 
I ate dinner at my parent's house the other night and my mom was telling me all about some bullshit that happened at work. She talked for a good five minutes straight, then got to the kicker line and looked all proud of her story and waited anxiously for me to laugh at how funny it was. I instead replied 'cool story, pass the pepper please'

She was butthurt for like an hour
 
bigbassturd said:
I ate dinner at my parent's house the other night and my mom was telling me all about some bullshit that happened at work. She talked for a good five minutes straight, then got to the kicker line and looked all proud of her story and waited anxiously for me to laugh at how funny it was. I instead replied 'cool story, pass the pepper please'

She was butthurt for like an hour
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Can i write out of the will?
 
I do the "nice [whatever] life" to pretty much everyone

and "bant!" which is fun with subordinates

did the "super cool story" to everyone before anyway

and randomly call ppl Rob, Orb, Borly, Broseph

fml
 
First rule of EF club is you have to to hydros, second rule is a CAN I before the start of anything.

Can I lingo?
 
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