Seashell said:
Okay I'm over it.
Where you going?

Vegas I understand, but San Bernardino? why?The Ejaculator said:Las Vegas, and San Bernardino, CA....
SoreArms said:Vegas I understand, but San Bernardino? why?
In L.A., we call that San Bernartucky!
You might as well drive your ass down here to L.A. bor, less than 1 hour away.
chaos mage said:ejaculator reminds me more and more of Shadowfuckin every day. I hope you get epicentered in a 9.3 while you're there.

The Ejaculator said:That's right... most of you will be relieved that I am leaving today on vacation and won't be posting after today until 7/6....
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crak600 said:oh yeah, does anyone else forsee Terd Fergeson not posting til after ejerkingofftomen'spics gets back from vacation?
SoreArms said:so tell us some of the lame stuff you did

The Ejaculator said:LOL...
My g/f and her (HOT) sister made out w/ each other in the back of an H2 Strech Limo... this was in vegas on the way to Rain. Oh my g/f's sister is my best friend's g/f... we got an eyefull... that is for sure. (This lady that looked almost exactly like Celine Dion asked us to go along with her and her friend in the Limo, then after we got in she started getting freaky with whipped cream and shit... they were obviously swingers and wanted the 4 of us to join in... we didn't. The girls were putting on a show in the limo, but that's where it ended for us. We were better looking than they were, LOL)
Is that lame enough for you?
Nah... we went to Newport Beach... when we were in CA, we went to Magic Mountain (the girls wanted to go), we went horse back riding on some beach, we went clubbing like crazy in Vegas, Gambled, etc....
Becoming... I'll hit you up on email with some pics of the girls...![]()
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