Morning
> A foursome of guys is waiting at the mens' tee while a
> foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The
> ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready
> to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes
> over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it
> another ten feet and finally hacks it another fifteen feet.
> She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says
> apologetically, "I guess all those f***ing lessons I took
> over the winter didn't help."
> One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it! You should
> have taken golf lessons instead!"
> He never even had a chance to duck.