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[jh1]

A chicken once killed my entire family and then threw them in the lake only to be eaten by fish. Like Chuck Norris, I have a vendetta against them.

LMFAO!

That's awesome!

 

[Megalomaniac]

you want my dirty bird?

You can't even imagine how much I want a hot chick to ask me to do that right now. Actually she doesn't even need to talk, just give me the look without saying anything and I'll give it my best. I won't say a word when I'm done, just quietly slip out the door. Am I asking for two much in life?

 

[Megalomaniac]

You can't even imagine how much I want a hot chick to ask me to do that right now. Actually she doesn't even need to talk, just give me the look without saying anything and I'll give it my best. I won't say a word when I'm done, just quietly slip out the door.

I sure hope that is what you meant by 'dirty bird' because if you meant your left over chicken and avocado in the fridge I would feel really stupid right now.

 

[blueta2]

LMFAO!

That's awesome!

I make funnies when I have a few beers in me

 

[blueta2]

You can't even imagine how much I want a hot chick to ask me to do that right now. Actually she doesn't even need to talk, just give me the look without saying anything and I'll give it my best. I won't say a word when I'm done, just quietly slip out the door.

I sure hope that is what you meant by 'dirty bird' because if you meant your left over chicken and avocado in the fridge I would feel really stupid right now.

D, you sick bastard. I was talking about my left overs from lunch