Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Blind Date

Dunk

Dunk

New member
my cell phone just rings. its my aunt. she says. "dunk" theres this cute lil italian girl i work with and shes 21. (im 24) i want you to give her your cell phone #. i want you guys to talk.

im like uhhh. i dont like this. its wierd. i dont even know the girl. blah blah blah

2 seconds later as im saying this she goes, "Antonella come here, talk to my nephew."

im like aahhhhhhh man. so we start talking. about what? i dont know. lol

she felt uncomfortable as well.

felt really really awkward but turns out she lives in the same town as me. and she wanted to hang out it seems. so i ask her if shed like to go out sometime. she said sure. why not. heres the deal.

she is busy tonight. she asked how bout after work. i said ide let her know. do i call her back and say i cant make it i have to go to the gym?

or do i cancel the gym today and hang out with her after work.

im not feeling the after work thing. ide rather it be night time plans.

(p.s. i had my cousin call up my aunts job to find a little 411 on this chick and the woman she spoke to said shes really cute and shy.)

fuck man Blind Dates suck.
 
Meet i a public place to ease her for the first meet, yeah! i would cancel the gym, you may not get another chance!

RADAR
 
Last edited:
dunk said:
my cell phone just rings. its my aunt. she says. "dunk" theres this cute lil italian girl i work with and shes 21. (im 24) i want you to give her your cell phone #. i want you guys to talk.

im like uhhh. i dont like this. its wierd. i dont even know the girl. blah blah blah

2 seconds later as im saying this she goes, "Antonella come here, talk to my nephew."

im like aahhhhhhh man. so we start talking. about what? i dont know. lol

she felt uncomfortable as well.

felt really really awkward but turns out she lives in the same town as me. and she wanted to hang out it seems. so i ask her if shed like to go out sometime. she said sure. why not. heres the deal.

she is busy tonight. she asked how bout after work. i said ide let her know. do i call her back and say i cant make it i have to go to the gym?

or do i cancel the gym today and hang out with her after work.

im not feeling the after work thing. ide rather it be night time plans.

(p.s. i had my cousin call up my aunts job to find a little 411 on this chick and the woman she spoke to said shes really cute and shy.)

fuck man Blind Dates suck.
Click to expand...

I'd wait and go when you feel most comfortable.

I know about meeting someone for the first time in an awkward meeting situation and it didn't turn out as good as it would under different circumstances.

It's hard to focus on the girl if you are distracted by other stuff.

Just my .02
 
RADAR said:
Meen i a public place to ease her for the first meet, yeah! i would cancel the gym, you may not get another chance!

RADAR
Click to expand...

its not so much the gym cancelling but after work sucks. ya know.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I'd wait and go when you feel most comfortable.

I know about meeting someone for the first time in an awkward meeting situation and it didn't turn out as good as it would under different circumstances.

It's hard to focus on the girl if you are distracted by other stuff.

Just my .02
Click to expand...

Operation Atlanta didnt go as planned? j/k witcha.

i hear ya. second dilemma. tomorrow night. Poker night. lol
 
Yeah but meeting right after work you are safe cause if you like her you have more time to put down some groundwork and seal the deal by sleepy time :) If you don't like her you can always shut it down early and you still have time to make it to the geigh porn theater :rainbow:
 
cornfish said:
Yeah but meeting right after work you are safe cause if you like her you have more time to put down some groundwork and seal the deal by sleepy time :) If you don't like her you can always shut it down early and you still have time to make it to the geigh porn theater :rainbow:
Click to expand...



Thats the idea!!!! ;)
RADAR
 
dunk said:
my cell phone just rings. its my aunt. she says. "dunk" theres this cute lil italian girl i work with and shes 21. (im 24) i want you to give her your cell phone #. i want you guys to talk.

im like uhhh. i dont like this. its wierd. i dont even know the girl. blah blah blah

2 seconds later as im saying this she goes, "Antonella come here, talk to my nephew."

im like aahhhhhhh man. so we start talking. about what? i dont know. lol

she felt uncomfortable as well.

felt really really awkward but turns out she lives in the same town as me. and she wanted to hang out it seems. so i ask her if shed like to go out sometime. she said sure. why not. heres the deal.

she is busy tonight. she asked how bout after work. i said ide let her know. do i call her back and say i cant make it i have to go to the gym?

or do i cancel the gym today and hang out with her after work.

im not feeling the after work thing. ide rather it be night time plans.

(p.s. i had my cousin call up my aunts job to find a little 411 on this chick and the woman she spoke to said shes really cute and shy.)

fuck man Blind Dates suck.
Click to expand...

it's
I'm
There's
don't
she'd
here's
and ......... I'd















hee hee... Just picking on ya dunk'n donuts... Take the chick out.. skip the gym one night it won't hurt... ya never know.. you may get your workout anyway :evil:
 
I really hate blind dates, makes me uneasy as hell.

I got litterly(sp?) dragged by the arm but this woman in a restaurant to meet her daughter who was totally not my type, I felt so bad for the girl.
 
load up on viagra and cialias before the date just in case she gives you some of that good stuff
 
TC2 said:
I really hate blind dates, makes me uneasy as hell.

I got litterly(sp?) dragged by the arm but this woman in a restaurant to meet her daughter who was totally not my type, I felt so bad for the girl.
Click to expand...

I figured blind dates were the only way you could get a girl to go out with you?:confused:

You should welcome them.
 
Frisky said:
it's
I'm
There's
don't
she'd
here's
and ......... I'd















hee hee... Just picking on ya dunk'n donuts... Take the chick out.. skip the gym one night it won't hurt... ya never know.. you may get your workout anyway :evil:
Click to expand...

i type with poor grammar on purpose. tryin to win that wanksta poll. nah whum sayin?
 
dunk said:
i type with poor grammar on purpose. tryin to win that wanksta poll. nah whum sayin?
Click to expand...
:qt: you're #1 baby!
 
Gambino said:
load up on viagra and cialias before the date just in case she gives you some of that good stuff
Click to expand...

Brolino. im el naturale. all i need is the wind to blow and im like animol.
 
the dago bitches that I've dated have all been major cunts, hot, but cunts nonetheless
 
cornfish said:
Yeah but meeting right after work you are safe cause if you like her you have more time to put down some groundwork and seal the deal by sleepy time :) If you don't like her you can always shut it down early and you still have time to make it to the geigh porn theater :rainbow:
Click to expand...

Agree. Drinks only. If it is going well, then maybe grab something to eat.
 
alien amp pharm said:
If she will let him.
hehehe
Click to expand...

No, she won't do that. No self-respecting lady would allow that to happen. Only females with no morals put out on blind dates. :qt:

hehehe

(btw, check your pm)
 
nycgirl said:
No, she won't do that. No self-respecting lady would allow that to happen. Only females with no morals put out on blind dates. :qt:

hehehe

(btw, check your pm)
Click to expand...


Would you quit hating on the plumpers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
awittyusername said:
Would you quit hating on the plumpers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click to expand...

shes a cutie dude. my aunt knows my style.

and shes studying to be a dietician
 
awittyusername said:
Would you quit hating on the plumpers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click to expand...

I'm not hating on the plumpers!!! There is a good joke there, but I'm going to leave it alone.
 
awittyusername said:
no bro, I wasn't saying she was fat. NYCgirl hates plumpers. ???? And, was making more ant-plumper statements.
Click to expand...

I don't hate the plumpers. I have some other opinions about them, but I don't hate them. I have a right to have preferrences.

Why are you starting trouble? Before you know it, someone will create a thread to have me banned because I'm anti-plumper.
 
nycgirl said:
I don't hate the plumpers. I have some other opinions about them, but I don't hate them. I have a right to have preferrences.

Why are you starting trouble? Before you know it, someone will create a thread to have me banned because I'm anti-plumper.
Click to expand...

Female hate on plumpers, a unique phenomenon. I've witnessed it many times, esp. against the plumpers who got game. Basically what I think it boils down to is all women's inner-most fear of slipping into plumperville, a move few make in reverse.
 
all I know is that I have dated one Antonella in my life and she is/was wife material. If I ever cross her path again, I will slap a ring on her finger. Drop dead old school italian beauty too.
 
Gambino said:
Female hate on plumpers, a unique phenomenon. I've witnessed it many times, esp. against the plumpers who got game. Basically what I think it boils down to is all women's inner-most fear of slipping into plumperville, a move few make in reverse.
Click to expand...

My god, I don't hate the plumpers!! If a plumper has game, good for her. With regard to inner-most fear, it won't happen, I won't let it happen. I can't let it happen (for various health reasons).
 
KillahBee said:
all I know is that I have dated one Antonella in my life and she is/was wife material. If I ever cross her path again, I will slap a ring on her finger. Drop dead old school italian beauty too.
Click to expand...

never dated an italian girl. this will be my first.
 
nycgirl said:
My god, I don't hate the plumpers!! If a plumper has game, good for her. With regard to inner-most fear, it won't happen, I won't let it happen. I can't let it happen (for various health reasons).
Click to expand...

don't think I'm singling out the females, men have the same sort of plumper-fear.
plumpers are the true american rock stars...they eat big, fuck hard and die young
 
Gambino said:
don't think I'm singling out the females, men have the same sort of plumper-fear.
plumpers are the true american rock stars...they eat big, fuck hard and die young
Click to expand...

I know what men think. However, like you said a female anti-plumper is unique. It seems like I'm the only female anti-plumper on the board.
 
nycgirl said:
I don't hate the plumpers. I have some other opinions about them, but I don't hate them. I have a right to have preferrences.

Why are you starting trouble? Before you know it, someone will create a thread to have me banned because I'm anti-plumper.
Click to expand...


Maybe I will start a thread to have your prejudice ass banned.

What if I said I was Anti-Black, or Anti-Latino, or Anti-Canandian. (Well, I guess anti-Canadian would be understandable)

You need to let go of the hate you have towards plumpers!! Plumpers are people to. :heart:
 
awittyusername said:
Maybe I will start a thread to have your prejudice ass banned.

What if I said I was Anti-Black, or Anti-Latino, or Anti-Canandian. (Well, I guess anti-Canadian would be understandable)

You need to let go of the hate you have towards plumpers!! Plumpers are
people to. :heart:
Click to expand...

Dang, what did I do to you? Leave the Canadians alone. I love the Canadians.
 
dunk said:
never dated an italian girl. this will be my first.
Click to expand...

Italian women are awesome if you can get past the attitude. I've dated a couple before.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Italian women are awesome if you can get past the attitude. I've dated a couple before.
Click to expand...

I find humor in this ;)
 
awittyusername said:
Well, we are exactly opposites. You hate plumpers...I love plumpers...You love Canadians...I hate Canadians
Click to expand...

I don't hate the plumpers!! Why do you hate the Canadians?

Yes, I guess we are opposites. Hopefully, we will meet at the next meet-up.
 
nycgirl said:
I know what men think. However, like you said a female anti-plumper is unique. It seems like I'm the only female anti-plumper on the board.
Click to expand...
I'm sure there are other "female anti-plumpers" out there. Just not as direct as you.

Wow, let's hope any for their sake, no "female plumpers" hop on EF to gain some insight from our not-so-plump female members. Comments like that from females who participate in the women's forum will keep them far away for sure.

That was bold.
 
habitualhealth said:
I'm sure there are other "female anti-plumpers" out there. Just not as direct as you.

Wow, let's hope any for their sake, no "female plumpers" hop on EF to gain some insight from our not-so-plump female members. Comments like that from females who participate in the women's forum will keep them far away for sure.

That was bold.
Click to expand...

Where is that 'two cats fighting' smiley at?!? ;)
 
For me, a plumper is a thick gal, but not fat and slappy. The physique of a sprinter chic is what I'm looking for. Not a plumper in the truest sense, but a plumper compared to the crack whores marketed as hot (p.hilton, etc)
 
nycgirl said:
I don't hate the plumpers!! Why do you hate the Canadians?

Yes, I guess we are opposites. Hopefully, we will meet at the next meet-up.
Click to expand...

I don't hate our friends to the North. I playfully tease them.:)

I would love to meet you and show you the joys a plumper can bring to our lives. But, I'm afraid the tension we share, because of our disagreements over plumpers will cause us to end up in a passionate LOVE/HATE relationship. :busy:
 
habitualhealth said:
Pipe down shortbus.


No catfighting....she's entitled to her comments just as I.
Click to expand...

Don't ruin this for me, I'm starting to get wood.
 
habitualhealth said:
I'm sure there are other "female anti-plumpers" out there. Just not as direct as you.

Wow, let's hope any for their sake, no "female plumpers" hop on EF to gain some insight from our not-so-plump female members. Comments like that from females who participate in the women's forum will keep them far away for sure.

That was bold.
Click to expand...

That's the problem. Maybe the should be.
 
awittyusername said:
I don't hate our friends to the North. I playfully tease them.:)

I would love to meet you and show you the joys a plumper can bring to our lives. But, I'm afraid the tension we share, because of our disagreements over plumpers will cause us to end up in a passionate LOVE/HATE relationship. :busy:
Click to expand...

It may lead to great passionate sex.
 
CanadianCutie said:
I will date plumbers.. but only if they r italian:P
Click to expand...
why if only italian??? girl i was in Italy for 2 years and let me tell you there 1. is no male plumpers and 2.they dress like girls tight bell bottom pants and net see through shirts and shit....maybe i was in the wrong part of italy but no nice looking hotty's...or shall i say very few of them are nice looking..half american and half italian are nice
 
Dunk, sorry bro, she's cheating on you. I'd confront her about it on this date.
 
KillahBee said:
are you serious? are you Italian? aren't you from Strong Island? You must be hitting up the JAPs pretty hard then
Click to expand...

as a heart attack

im italian. you mean Wrong Island? just never dated an italian chick from here. nah. no japs for me. senk you drive thuey.
 
Last edited:
gonelifting said:
Dunk, sorry bro, she's cheating on you. I'd confront her about it on this date.
Click to expand...

i fuckin knewit!

shes gonna get a hi nice to meet you, followed by a fresh one.
 
lol @ the misunderstanding. What does japs mean?
 
nycgirl said:
I doubt that. :qt:
Click to expand...

Probably true. But, our tension filled passionate love affair would end up like an episode of the tv show COPS.

You would catch me looking at plumper porn, and start with the anti-plumper comments. Then, a heated altercation would ensue. You would call the police. They would come to our trailer, and drag me out kicking and cursing. (not allowing me to put my shirt or shoes on) Then, as they are putting me in the cop car....You would be sitting on the curb crying, and saying...."Wait, don't arrest him...I love awittyusername." :bawling:
 
awittyusername said:
Probably true. But, our tension filled passionate love affair would end up like an episode of the tv show COPS.

You would catch me looking at plumper porn, and start with the anti-plumper comments. Then, a heated altercation would ensue. You would call the police. They would come to our trailer, and drag me out kicking and cursing. (not allowing me to put my shirt or shoes on) Then, as they are putting me in the cop car....You would be sitting on the curb crying, and saying...."Wait, don't arrest him...I love awittyusername." :bawling:
Click to expand...

I would run to the station to bail you out!!!

(LOL @ trailer!!)
 
nycgirl said:
I would run to the station to bail you out!!!

(LOL @ trailer!!)
Click to expand...

Oh great...Now, I know our love will never work. You hate people that live in trailers and plumpers.

Well, honey I grew up in a trailer park. Some day I will post pics of my old tailer with the green appliances and dark wood paneling!!!

You think your better than me!!!!! Well, let me tell you something!!!!....Wow, are you as turned on as I am?
 
awittyusername said:
Oh great...Now, I know our love will never work. You hate people that live in trailers and plumpers.

Well, honey I grew up in a trailer park. Some day I will post pics of my old tailer with the green appliances and dark wood paneling!!!

You think your better than me!!!!! Well, let me tell you something!!!!....Wow, are you as turned on as I am?
Click to expand...

Who said anything about love? I just want hot and passionate sex.
My god, is it me or is it getting hot in here.
 
don' cancel the gym dude, not for some chick you've never even met. Priorities.
 
SoKlueles said:
whats wrong with trailers? :worried:

and i love cops
ive seen deteras on there a few times
Click to expand...

Whats up with this chick. She doesn't like Plumper or people that live in trailers?????

Plumpers and trailers pretty much sums up the first 20 yrs of my life.
 
awittyusername said:
Whats up with this chick. She doesn't like Plumper or people that live in trailers????? Plumpers and trailers pretty much sums up the first 20 yrs of my life.
Click to expand...

I offer you sex, and you are still on my case.
 
nycgirl said:
Who said anything about love? I just want hot and passionate sex.
My god, is it me or is it getting hot in here.
Click to expand...

I thought you loved me. :(

Do you think you are too good to love someone that...(as you would say) is Trailer Trash and likes plumpers?
 
awittyusername said:
I thought you loved me. :(

Do you think you are too good to love someone that...(as you would say) is Trailer Trash and likes plumpers?
Click to expand...

I've loved Trailer Trash before. However, I'm not looking for love right now.
 
awittyusername said:
Whats up with this chick. She doesn't like Plumper or people that live in trailers?????

Plumpers and trailers pretty much sums up the first 20 yrs of my life.
Click to expand...
mine too......well actually not
but trailers have taken up some of my life lol
and trailers are nicer than some homes that i have seen
 
I've gone from anti-plumper to anti-trailer. Next, I will be anti-puppies, anti-kittens, anti-children, etc.

awittyusername, you must like me because you are picking on me a lot lately.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

storyoftheprophet
Aus GH - your source for Domestic Ancillaries and GH
Replies
13
Views
2K
abolone
abolone
4
FAKE Pfizer Genotropin Napsgear
Replies
16
Views
2K
jasonhill800
jasonhill800
Noah Wixx
Approved N2BM N2Guard TD Bottle
Replies
20
Views
3K
25homes
25homes
Legomannen123
Tips for a 2nd cycle?
Replies
29
Views
4K
25homes
25homes
B
Help with muscle growth and strength
Replies
21
Views
2K
Tiger Salman Khan
Tiger Salman Khan
Top Bottom