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Bitchiest Internet Dating Profile Ever

so what youre saying is,you haven't learned your lesson yet
 
I saw nothing wrong with her profile, just the "Do you have children? All my kids are over 18" part. She's only 36. But I could totally look beyond her whorish past and date that.
 
i emailed her and she is pretty docile. Might not live up to the original CIC.
 
you only want noodz cuz shes a brunette with not a small nose
 
its how he rolls...ask him


(plus im a brunette w/o a small nose)
 
reading this profile turned into listening to adults in Charlie Brown

Edit: random likes/dislikes are OK, but this is going too far
 
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It's hysterical when chicks lay out all the rules like that in a profile. Everyone knows women have no idea what they really want.

SD, of course she was docile. Her profile is a reaction to being bombarded constantly by losers. Truth is it frustrates her even more that she can't find love which makes her even more desperate.

That girl is actually easy pickins. She gives you all the information in her profile that you would need to BS her right into bed.
 
she's got RW'esque sweet-tits, but also a touch of BM-esque crazyness?
i dunno...but hit it?
yesyes
 
she's got RW'esque sweet-tits, but also a touch of BM-esque crazyness?
i dunno...but hit it?
yesyes

RW's tits cannot be equaled. They are the yardstick by which all other tits are measured.

But this crazy bitch's tits are at least a 0.9 on the RW scale.
 
RW's tits cannot be equaled. They are the yardstick by which all other tits are measured.

But this crazy bitch's tits are at least a 0.9 on the RW scale.

RW's tits are the template for great tits, the gold standard.
i'd say those tits are at least a 6 on the W scale
 
I actually came out liking the girl after reading this. At least you know what you are getting into. Tits say - yes, go for it.
 
she may have great tits, but she's a whore for putting them out there like that.
 
you look like biff tannen
 
she may have great tits, but she's a whore for putting them out there like that.

come on that's what they are their for, esp if they are bolt ons who are we kidding?
also keep in my mind this is a site where peeps pump bathtub test from dubious sources into their arses in hopes of altering their look and getting peeps attentions...
 
come on that's what they are their for, esp if they are bolt ons who are we kidding?
also keep in my mind this is a site where peeps pump bathtub test from dubious sources into their arses in hopes of altering their look and getting peeps attentions...

lol at bolt ons
 
I saw nothing wrong with her profile, just the "Do you have children? All my kids are over 18" part. She's only 36. But I could totally look beyond her whorish past and date that.

I think she said she didn't like bald dudes, or ones that wear shortey shorts.


two strikes against you my friend.
 
don't think it's bitchy just probably wastes time on dates with sleezballs and wants to get point across
 
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