Best way to pick up chicks.....

[Fina Junkie]

by the pool ?

I was tanning my stunningly swollen bod today by the pool, and behold, two stunning ~not really stunning, but doable~ chicas come into view. Being the shy, modest, sweet, and introverted person that i am. i just look at them through my shades trying to keep "unit" under control.

I plan on another adventure to the pool tomorrow after i get my swole on at the gym. How do I strike up a conversation ?

Is it a good or bad idea to read a book by the pool ?

 

[BrandonXJ]

normally I just walk up to them and say "hurry up and give me your number before I don't want it any more.."

 

[Becoming]

normally I just walk up to them and say "hurry up and give me your number before I don't want it any more.."

"you must spread it around....."

 

[The_Ghost]

Have you heard of the word Hello, how are you, its not really that hard.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

anyway, if you are a Fina Junkie, keeping "your unit" under control should not be that difficult.

 

[Paulo]

The best way to pick up chicks is by placing your hands around their waist and heaving them onto your shoulder.


anything less, would be uncivilized

 

[alien amp pharm]

The best way to pick up chicks is by placing your hands around their waist and heaving them onto your shoulder.


anything less, would be uncivilized

nice!

you could also football tackle them into the pool as they walk by. That's a guaranteed attention getter there.

 

[BileStew]

Ether or roofies should do the trick...

 

[d3track]

never woulda thought bg would have the sensible response
those doughnuts calming you down?

 

[Razorguns]

become rich or famous.

it's worked well for everyone who's, duh, rich or famous.