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Whats his name?
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walliwalibus
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LOL hahahah always getting in something.
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heatherrae
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NEO = Non Ejaculatory Orgasm
jnevin
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I'm sure this is the case.
LMFAO ROTF ASMS
ok I added the last part
ok I added the last part
drsketch
Banned
its not there fault they smoked all their teeth
walliwalibus
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LOL... This thread is balls deep, in s@#$.
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bottleneckblooz
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Text response no.1 "Define All night"
Text response no.2 "Like hell I can"
Text response no.3 "I already did my cardio bitch, your getting the usual 2 minutes!"
Strongbow
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Yea those were the good ole days, I use to get those texts. Then I decided to work things out with the wife and now those texts i get are like, Can you stop and get some milk and shit? Or when you getting home, so you can whoop your sons ass? You need to let me hook you up with some numbers, Sketch, I hate to some fine ass go to waste.
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heatherrae
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how do you get all those gay guys to stand so close to chicks while you are doing that?
how do you get all those gay guys to stand so close to chicks while you are doing that?
Oh shit here comes the HR bust your ass lines!!!
Carry it I thought you were spreading it... And you know we don't hate your kind! We accept you for who you are...
NEO1
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lolololol
drsketch
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I can honestly say I don't think I have ever gone "balls deep" on a girl. Of course it is probably easier with a small penis
Some bitches complain that it hurts but the good sluts take it
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lartinos
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how do you get all those gay guys to stand so close to chicks while you are doing that?
lol
how do you get all those gay guys to stand so close to chicks while you are doing that?
I think its becuase they are tranies. You know chicks with tools!!!
fistfullofsteel
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dude stop banging your cousin
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Humble Pride
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Living in the real world.......................
ricco561
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Hopefully she won't deflate again.
drsketch
Banned
i got the one made out of durable airplane rubber this time. they guarantee
any respectable lady would be all over sucking on a cock after its been all up in her asshole.
yahooooooooo
ricco561
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What does that have to do with drsketch?
drsketch
Banned
I actually have them douche out their assholes before I hit it, i dont want no shit on my dick
That is what you meant right!
BTW give her a donkey punch when you are all in it!
drsketch
Banned
lol, when you break it down it does not make much sense yet every man knows what it means.
it means you got your cock in her (or him?) all the way to your nuts
Sigh, I know that, it's just not possible.
lmao Im crackign up at )or him?)
chris302001
Banned
LOL, dammit sketch, dont post your threads til the afternoon when I get home. I cant think of a way to make fun of you that someone hasnt already said.
drsketch
Banned
I'm over 7" and have gone balls deep before bro, you can even stuff your nuts in too if you get creative.
totally unnecessary
chris is in charge of my titties
chris302001
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LMAO, I've actually seen a porno where some doode stuffed his balls in the chicks ass....
nimbus
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are you sure? i think i see some on your chin
There's still enough to wrap my fist around when I hit her cervix.
ah yes, "internet inches"....
lol this was a good one.
bw1
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chris302001
Banned
you have a 2 year window? I'm sure you'll find someone
hope so
NEO1
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Just lay down, I'm sure Dr. Sketch's cawk is big enough to reach you cross country, just ask him.
stephen4327
UGK
thats one of the best feelings right there
chris302001
Banned
Having Sketch balls deep in your ass??? I'm officially not coming to the bbq now.........
legit bro. if I was gonna embellish, i'd be bigger. I'd love to have an 11 inch wonderah yes, "internet inches"....
depends on the girl, ive been with some that can take a cock
mustang_00
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i bet sketch went out and bought a crotchless leotard for special occasions
whose cervix?
Cardinal Slin
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Fixed
txbondsman
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I get these odd texts, somebody is always texting "if you have snacky cakes, I'll secs you all night, they won't miss me in the morning at my office anyway"... idk
Sketch so how was your night? I got minz! Ummm what a great GF! No ass play though...
mustang_00
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what, thats all we get??? no juicy details of a2m or other crazy stuff??? you got stood up huh? if you mow the lawn in your leotard you're my fucking hero!!!!
fistfullofsteel
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dude, give your anus a break. take the night off.
with a sore ass?11am....my repeat-offender-between-the-sheeter from last night just left...
drsketch
Banned
she actually was not down for a2m, she was down for anal but she didnt wash her ass out and i didnt plow it.. I did fuck her though then after midnight me and a buddy went to a bar where I picked up some other stray and banged her too.. I always feel like a dickhead when I bang more than one girl a day but fugg it
if u do it correctly nobody's ass is sore...guess u don't know how to do it right?
No you dont fucker, you feel like king shit so quit lying.
Yeah, after they get all hot and into it and the cervix moves out of the way there's a couple more inches to play with. Start hitting that and they scream things like "OMG I can feel that in my throat!" I think their nerves are connected funny.
ricco561
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heatherrae
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did someone say "snack cake?"
ricco561
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Surprise, surprise..............lookie whos here.
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heatherrae
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I have snack cakedar...lol
nimbus
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sounds like you're packing some serious meat bro!!
ricco561
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I will hide my snacky cakes in the future.
OneBreath
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My name ..... is Humble ..... Pride ... I use ..... to exude ... vigor ..... I .... am .... sofa ... king.... we.... tad.... edd..................................................
get that ........ key unstuck there bro.
kthkxby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ricco561
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but when u get 'em both in it's worth the effort!
Maybe I'm out to lunch, but if you can get your cawk and balls in an asshole, wouldn't that be like fucking a pale of water?
my bad....i was referring to "teabagging", assumed onebreath was also.
ricco561
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Have to agree with that.
ricco561
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Now that would make sense.
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