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Badonkadonk Butt Appreciation Thread.

RottenWillow said:
that's a penis. When a man really loves a woman he puts that in your vagina.
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I remember asking my mom that when I was like 9
tough question for ma

my next question was what if he wants to pee
 
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my ass is saggy and pimply. so you only get a back shot.
 
The commies are wearing short shorts and t-shirts. No skirt today:(

Anyway, my mom is home all day and I have a bunch of crap to do so I probably won't have pics or anything exciting.

If something changes I'll let you guys know. Perhaps I will try some russian.
 
HumanTarget said:
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my ass is saggy and pimply. so you only get a back shot.
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hehehehe...you wanna package of buns to go with that pack of hot dogs on the back of your neck there, Sir Sweats A Lot.
 
covergrl80 said:
now tell me what that had to do with my comment. Or did you just need to let me know what I am missing?
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it's early. and i've been accused of having a fathead for several months here. it's B.S. my head is under 20% bf....
 
jh1 said:
Nice jeans orb.


Walmart has an awesome customer service.
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hahaha at all the shallow people who swath themselves in 263 dollar jeans so they fit in with the cool crowd.
bro i'll keep on rocking my levi's cause they are comfortable
keep rocking what mtv tells you to
and my ass is phat
 
Gambino said:
hahaha at all the shallow people who swath themselves in 263 dollar jeans so they fit in with the cool crowd.
bro i'll keep on rocking my levi's cause they are comfortable
keep rocking what mtv tells you to
and my ass is phat
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No doubt it's your style.

If you're after the duece from hawt 19 y/os... well.. ya gotta step up the game.


Edit: Wait. Weren't you asking me for style tips in a thread a few months ago?

I told you that you could hook up with some nice stylish jeans @ Men's Express - less dan fitty bucks.

Do it. Totally worth it.
 
ok now,

somebody told me there is some cawkage in this thread, I search for needto's post and didn't see him posting here...

tinypic/imageschak/imagebucket are all banned at work, so please direct me to the offending post (pick3 didn't find it offending, so I was told as well)
 
pintoca said:
that is a post to my own post beotch, I know before even clicking on it, I read ef like Neo read the Matrix (in those big-ass monochrome displays).

so, since you don't find cawk pics offending (sure you saved it and all) I'll have to go huntin for it
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I didn't see no cawk pics, and I ain't clicking on no links from shady characters.
 
jh1 said:
No doubt it's your style.

If you're after the duece from hawt 19 y/os... well.. ya gotta step up the game.


Edit: Wait. Weren't you asking me for style tips in a thread a few months ago?

I told you that you could hook up with some nice stylish jeans @ Men's Express - less dan fitty bucks.

Do it. Totally worth it.
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you honestly chase 19 yr olds?
 
jh1 said:
No. They chase me.
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so you are just some innocent 30 yr old who happens to get chased by teens?
lol i don't buy it bro, you take us for fools
you put yourself into situations that allow you to socialize with teens...then when you do meet one, you act like "teehee, i wasn't trying to meet teens here i just happened to bump into one teehee"
girl you know it's true
 
Gambino said:
so you are just some innocent 30 yr old who happens to get chased by teens?
lol i don't buy it bro, you take us for fools
you put yourself into situations that allow you to socialize with teens...then when you do meet one, you act like "teehee, i wasn't trying to meet teens here i just happened to bump into one teehee"
girl you know it's true
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Nah Bro honestly.

I was hanging out with all my bros and g/fs.. 90% of which are all actually *OLDER* than me. None are younger. My entire life I hung out with older crowds. I never fit in with my age group - seemed so far behind, I never was able to connect with them - so older peeps it was.

Then.. my buddies g/f's little sister starts hitting on me. I blew her off for years, I thought she was silly to say the least.

One day I fell for it. You know the rest.

That's it. I don't chase young girls, nor do they normally chase me. It just happened.
 
jh1 said:
Nah Bro honestly.

I was hanging out with all my bros and g/fs.. 90% of which are all actually *OLDER* than me. None are younger. My entire life I hung out with older crowds. I never fit in with my age group - seemed so far behind, I never was able to connect with them - so older peeps it was.

Then.. my buddies g/f's little sister starts hitting on me. I blew her off for years, I thought she was silly to say the least.

One day I fell for it. You know the rest.

That's it. I don't chase young girls, nor do they normally chase me. It just happened.
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bro we are the same age aprox...i never find myself in situations with that young of a crowd...how the fuck do you? not like they are at the pub
i'd feel like a dirtbag hainging with teens, boys or gals
 
Gambino said:
bro we are the same age aprox...i never find myself in situations with that young of a crowd...how the fuck do you? not like they are at the pub
i'd feel like a dirtbag hainging with teens, boys or gals
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What hte fuck...did you not read my shit?

All my friends are older. My best buddies younger sister would see me around, always had a crush on me. SHe used ot find reasons to be around if I was... there wasn't a group of them.

It was her. Seeking me out.

Geezuz. Read orb.
 
jh1 said:
What hte fuck...did you not read my shit?

All my friends are older. My best buddies younger sister would see me around, always had a crush on me. SHe used ot find reasons to be around if I was... there wasn't a group of them.

It was her. Seeking me out.

Geezuz. Read orb.
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alright now i did
do you have more pics of gal sec from left?
tell me cumdumster stories of her
 
Mavafanculo said:
you offering to sit on his head?

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Man, my head looks pretty tiny compared to the ass you photoshopped onto me. On second thought, it's probably sort of accurate...:worried:
 
heatherrae said:
Man, my head looks pretty tiny compared to the ass you photoshopped onto me. On second thought, it's probably sort of accurate...:worried:
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i think it's dead on.
 
heatherrae said:
How the hell would you know? lol.
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i've calculated it. by taking the base ass diameter of 2 ft. (which is pretty much all women) and factoring in sitting time & calorie intake.
 
HumanTarget said:
i've calculated it. by taking the base ass diameter of 2 ft. (which is pretty much all women) and factoring in sitting time & calorie intake.
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Ohhhhh, I'll get that rabbit!


:argue:


I'm a genetic anomoly, that is certain.
 
Mavafanculo said:
you offering to sit on his head?

hr-ht-2.jpg
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Hook me up with the original fattie pic, homeslice.
 
jnevin said:
I'm no HT, but my traps are growing. Just no pack of franks back there.

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i see major swoleness in your future

good work
 
Spartacus said:
well hell then I've been here 6 years
taken last week

http://i6.tinypic.com/4q5pi5g.jpg
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyyyy is that really you?

I click on this thread on this page cause did not want to go through all these pages and this is the first thing I see......!

Oh got to go make love to myself now


Ok who posted their butt shots?
 
yonkers weights said:
Her body is very tight. Round ass and a flat stomach. Hummmm
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truth is, the angle makes it look phat
honestly we need more pics to make a accurate assessment
wimmens have a way of finding the best angle, and ass shots are easy to manipulate by angle and position
 
Gambino said:
truth is, the angle makes it look phat
honestly we need more pics to make a accurate assessment
wimmens have a way of finding the best angle, and ass shots are easy to manipulate by angle and position
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any woman looks hot bent over.
 
HumanTarget said:
any woman looks hot bent over.
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exactly
then they stand up and the ass sags and loseses it's alleged roundness
tight jeans often act as a prop for saggy asses
i'm wise to the tricks, i fell vic to a nice ass in jeans, turned out not so nice
 
Gambino said:
exactly
then they stand up and the ass sags and loseses it's alleged roundness
tight jeans often act as a prop for saggy asses
i'm wise to the tricks, i fell vic to a nice ass in jeans, turned out not so nice
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thas why bars have everything low to the ground. so chicks have to bend over like frothy dogs in heat...
 
Love these past couple of posts!
I have a mental pic of her bent over and that works for me. Don't ruin the moment.
Pics makes her look hot and like she wants it so that's the story I am going to keep in my head... both of them.
 
HumanTarget said:
thas why bars have everything low to the ground. so chicks have to bend over like frothy dogs in heat...
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objects in black pants appear larger than they are
true story
 
HumanTarget said:
jeans can be cruel. they're like a bench shirt for women....
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who would you rather the pistons square off against in the east, NJ or the Cavs?
in the finals, spurs or suns?
 
Gambino said:
who would you rather the pistons square off against in the east, NJ or the Cavs?
in the finals, spurs or suns?
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the Nets, for obvious reasons. and i think the Pistons would match up better against the Suns. Spurs it would be almost a mirror image, except that we don't have a Duncan.
 
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