Attack of the black panthers

[biteme]

So my dad, who is a little delirious, says that he saw a black panther in the field behind my house. I pass it off as him just seeing things, until my mother told me that she saw it also and that last night all the dogs heard something outside and that they all got real quiet. My sister heard heavy footprints outside her window and my dad said that he heard something hit his car and make a loud noise. There were large paw prints on the trunk of his car. I find this very fascinating, living amongst the wild animals.

 

[SoreArms]

try to lure it by tying raw chicken breasts to your legs. Lay in the back yard and see if it comes.

 

[Testosterone boy]

So my dad, who is a little delirious, says that he saw a black panther in the field behind my house. I pass it off as him just seeing things, until my mother told me that she saw it also and that last night all the dogs heard something outside and that they all got real quiet. My sister heard heavy footprints outside her window and my dad said that he heard something hit his car and make a loud noise. There were large paw prints on the trunk of his car. I find this very fascinating, living amongst the wild animals.

Hearing a panther walk is pretty tough when indoors.

Really large cat prints are proof though.

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

DOOD i thought this was some kind of racist post but anyway
Rub peanut butter on your nuts and see if he licks it off....

well worked for the bear i caught last year

 

[Sub-Zero]

my friend and i had a run in with dems.



one time we were dingdong ditching, and we did it, and we ran, and we saw the lights go on, and someoen come out, and then we just hid there for a while, and decided to do it AGAIN, and right as we did it a suburban rulls up right in front of his house and we haul ass all the way back to his house and lock the door.

we decide to go back out and say no matter what happens, we both get our asses beat or we both run- no one left behind-

so then we are out there and go back to the house and theres a fuckload of cars there, and we see like 10 guys jump out of the cars and behind bushes and shit, and someone yells "BLACK PANTHERS LETS GET EM"

we haul ass back to the house- i was fat then too, and i still made it!!!)

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

SUBLIME YOU ARE THE SHIT...always making me laugh my ass off

 

[Sub-Zero]

i appreciate fans, but thats a true story.