Are you good at a sport that nobody cares about??

[dballer]

I am good at Enduro motorcycle racing... I was good at BMX... I think I am still good at boxing.

I am also a top notch Sport Eater.

 

[supersizeme]

interesting post. we could've used you on our softball team last year...i saw one homerun the entire season and you can bet your ass it wasn't mine.

i am forrest gump...i dominate ping pong tables. it's not even funny the ninja shit i can pull out just like whenever i want to. i'm lefthanded, too, so even if i'm playing a seasoned player, they can't hang with the reverse F5 tornado spin that is coming their way relentlessly. they call me "King Pong." frankly, i'm just happy to be good at a sport that reels in the ladies like a tupperware party and yields wealth unimagined to the common man. Fuckin' A. a buddy of mine throws house parties a couple times a year and they have a ping pong table out in the garage and it's like the ping pong world series every time. they wait till this honkey is adequately drunk and high as nuts before they start playing me, but even then it's easier than kicking puppies. but then they get the added bonus of getting nonstop shit talked to them the entire game, and it's all thoroughly backed up like havoc's anal canal after a night in a cub scout lock-in.

 

[toga22]

Someone told me a couple weeks back that I could "easily" get sponsored by Easton or Worth and make thousands of dollars by playing in tournaments because I'm "only" 22 and big.

Up here in Wisconsin and Minnesota...softball is a really big thing in the summer. I would say that 85% of the guys I know play in some sort of softball league, or just in weekend tournaments. A few of my very good friends play for the Easton team out of the Twin Cities. They personally do not get a paycheck, however the Easton rep has furnished each player on the team with shirts, hats, ballpants, pullovers, ballbags, batting gloves, jackets, and of course Easton also supplies each player with 4 softball bats each. In addition to this the team gets between $5-10 thousand dollars to pay for travel, lodging, entry fees, etc.....Which all adds up...

~toga

 

[The MN Bulk]

Re: Re: Are you good at a sport that nobody cares about??

Up here in Wisconsin and Minnesota...softball is a really big thing in the summer. I would say that 85% of the guys I know play in some sort of softball league, or just in weekend tournaments. A few of my very good friends play for the Easton team out of the Twin Cities. They personally do not get a paycheck, however the Easton rep has furnished each player on the team with shirts, hats, ballpants, pullovers, ballbags, batting gloves, jackets, and of course Easton also supplies each player with 4 softball bats each. In addition to this the team gets between $5-10 thousand dollars to pay for travel, lodging, entry fees, etc.....Which all adds up...

~toga

Hey Toga I've played in a few county leagues around St. Paul and Minneapolis any clue how to get in touch with the Easton team. I'm assuming they actually win a few games during the season which would be a very nice change.

 

[havoc]

interesting post. we could've used you on our softball team last year...i saw one homerun the entire season and you can bet your ass it wasn't mine.

i am forrest gump...i dominate ping pong tables. it's not even funny the ninja shit i can pull out just like whenever i want to. i'm lefthanded, too, so even if i'm playing a seasoned player, they can't hang with the reverse F5 tornado spin that is coming their way relentlessly. they call me "King Pong." frankly, i'm just happy to be good at a sport that reels in the ladies like a tupperware party and yields wealth unimagined to the common man. Fuckin' A. a buddy of mine throws house parties a couple times a year and they have a ping pong table out in the garage and it's like the ping pong world series every time. they wait till this honkey is adequately drunk and high as nuts before they start playing me, but even then it's easier than kicking puppies. but then they get the added bonus of getting nonstop shit talked to them the entire game, and it's all thoroughly backed up like havoc's anal canal after a night in a cub scout lock-in.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Kahn]

all thoroughly backed up like havoc's anal canal after a night in a cub scout lock-in.

Almost too funny, my kid has his lock in this weekend. If he coughs it up for my kid, I'll seal his ass shut for him.

Anyway, I am embarrassed about softball, too. I'm real good at hardball but people just watch when I get into softball. Guys in the outfield don't even pay attention when I bat. I can rifle the ball in from the fence to the plate. Never see anybody here play it.

 

[Citruscide]

I was a high jumper in college.. I don't think people give a dick about track and field. My girl was on the crew team, another sport I don't think people give a dick about.

But tell someone you play flag football and they get interested... shit... with the amount of blood and sweat put into track and field... well... just shit.

C

 

[Peyote Killa]

I am good at surfing and boogie boarding. Most people who don't live near water don't give a shit about these sports, cuz they have no where to do them. Although they are becoming more popular, and people are starting to like them more and more, and I guess that's good for the sport, so I'm not mad. But none the less, I am good at almost all water sports.

 

[curling]

I am good at Enduro motorcycle racing...

I.

Man dude I use to that too. I did one in central texas one time that was one the hardest terrain I have ever ridden on. Huge hills steep down hills, ponds, creeks, mud, sand everything. Dang, that was fun. I didn't even finish I ran out of gas before me and my dad got to our gas stash.

 

[Test boy]

I'm a world class girl watcher and chicken choker. For some reason, I am not too proud of this.