Anyone Gonna scare kiddies tonight?

[theoak01]

I know there has to be some other twisted fucker on the board who makes their house look scary and freaks out kids when they come to the door.

Im considering a dressing up like a scarecrow and sitting in a chair by the door with a bowl of candy by my feet,and when the kids come up I scare them shitless,by jumpin up or using a airhorn.

 

[Tomek.. The HULK]

lol.. oh how i wish we had a proper halloween here..

 

[theoak01]

its a blast man,Ive made it my passion to scare the shit out of kids for the past 5 years.

not sure what mask Ill wear this year or if I even have one,hope I do

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I will be putting on my thermal suit and Michael Meyers Mask around 8:30 and take a walk around the neighborhood

 

[theoak01]

haha hell yes,let me know if you get any kids that cry,last year I got 20,this year Im hoping for 45.

 

[theoak01]

nobody else is dressing up to scare the children? dammmit?

sublime35 and I came up with the same idea of being scarecrow and freaking them out,the rest of you should get involved aswell

 

[sublime35]

nobody else is dressing up to scare the children? dammmit?

sublime35 and I came up with the same idea of being scarecrow and freaking them out,the rest of you should get involved aswell

lol yup I can't wait

 

[biteme]

Yeah. I'll scare them by just opening the door.

 

[theoak01]

lmao,Brad do you get many kids where you live?

we get about 50-100 but the last few years its been less kids each year,which means more candy for Oaksgut

 

[shamrock11]

Did this a couple years ago. Mr and a friend of mine had this skit planned out that we would hid and when people came up to get candy in a bowl on the porch he would run out screaming and I would chase him and stab him with a fake knife right in front of them. We had the fake blod pack the squirt and everything it was a dam riot. Scard thos shit out of kigs and parents.

 

[alien amp pharm]

When i lived at home I dressed up as a scarecrow. I had straw and stuff coming out of the clothes so it looked unhuman.

I'd let them go by and get their candy from my mom at the door so they'd be convinced that it wasn't a person in the getup.

As they walked confidently back to the car I'd jump up and scare the crap out of them.

Take a chainsaw and cut off a few of their limbs for added effect.

 

[theoak01]

thats karma worthy

 

[theoak01]

ok kids are coming now time to scare AHAHAHAHA

 

[biteme]

lmao,Brad do you get many kids where you live?

we get about 50-100 but the last few years its been less kids each year,which means more candy for Oaksgut

Very few. Where I live, it's like living in a campground. Very dark, no streetlights. THe few that do venture out must be very brave.

 

[theoak01]

we had very few kids so far to,which means lots of candy for me, but I only got to scare 2kids the rest have been too little.

one kid had the nerve to start yelling that he didnt want the candy I gave him,little bastard,his parents didnt bat an eye

 

[HardHat87]

Im just gonna open the door and have on a wife beater and drinking a forty. The I'll yell at them in a drunken slur to get off my lawn before I make them in to my prison bitch. That will scar them for life!!

 

[wootoom]

im gonna wear my michael myers mask and pretend walking up the stairs real slow beind daisy when he handing out candy and pretend to stab her when the kids are gettin candy. the knife will be fake lol

 

[biteme]

Didn't get a one. Could be that my grass is nearly 6 feet high and I have a beer cooler on the front porch. Not really sure.

 

[biteme]

Or maybe the parents said, "You can't go to that house, that's where the crazy man lives that wanders around his yard talking to himself and gets his mail in his underwear and house shoes."

 

[theoak01]

lmao ya bro I think that will do it

 

[theoak01]

btw I only got to scare a few bigger kids,we didnt get many kids at all and the ones we did were like 5 and under so I couldnt terrify them.

then I went to bed as I was ill