anybody know any good yo' momma jokes?

[dusty2]

I love those insult jokes. Need a little laugh every now & then.

 

[Irie]

look in the mirror or between your legs if it is a laugh you seek sir

 

[dusty2]

Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "sorry,we don't do curtains."

 

[onerepmaximum]

You momma's got feet growing out of her titties. That bitch fell down and kept runnin.

(stupid I know, but it's funny to me)

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yo mama' teef so yellow... dat da bitch spit butta'milk.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Yo momma's ass is so big, when she takes a shit, it looks like two pigs fightin over a milk dud.

 

[d3track]

your mamma's so fat taht when god said let there be light....
he had to tell her to move her fat ass out da way

your mama's so fat that after bangin her last night....
i rolled over twice and was still on the bitch

 

[onerepmaximum]

She's so fat that her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

 

[spin721]

Yo mamma's so fat, her birthday fell off the calendar.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was the scale.

 

[CollegeKid2]

yo mamma's so fat, when she backs up she beeps