any other jews here that were robbed by santa

[nangiggles]

we celebrate festivus. We decorate a poll, air our grievances, and have feats of strength. It's a great time.

lol

 

[binö]

hayez you were a jew growing up in d-town?
damn no wonder you joose you proly got your ass kicked daily

 

[EnderJE]

My parents came from a country that didn't really have the Xmas spirit.

"Dad, are we going to get a tree?"

"Do you know how many people in my country starved to death today?"

It was kind of a downer.

Now, I treat my kids the same.

"Dad, can we have a tree?"

"Do you know how many people in my country starved to death today?"

"Yes, 115."

"Curse you, Wikipedia!"