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any oldtimers got any good juicer/gym stories?
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No, I wouldn't say more "pure". You had much better piece of mind knowing your shit was definetly real and made by a legit pharma company and not in some 3rd world country where you have no idea as to purity. What people considered an average dose was much diff. back then. For example, Eq usually came in 50mg/ml strength and the average guy might do three of four shots of that EW. Now guys do 600 mg of eq a week. One other big change is PCT. Very few would do anything at all for PCT back then. Now its considered a must.vlad878 said:
I had a buddy who didn't take well to propionate. After a week of severe hobbling around he wanted to tough it out. He decided he wanted to do a quad shot. So I humored him. His leg twitched so hard it ripped the pin out of my hand. I said Dude don't fucking do that shit. He looked like he was going to pass out, his face was white and you could see he was saluvating excessively. I asked him he wanted me to quit, he said no just do it. After he was done we laughed are asses off at him being a bit of a sissy.
I have 2 friends one that is experienced (Joe) and the other who is extremely niave to gear (Fred). Fred asks Joe, who is shredded what kind of supplements he can take to put on some solid muscle. So Joe sends Fred to a supplement shop owned by a friend and tells him to pick up some deca and winny. So Fred goes in and asks for some deca and winny and the cashier tells him they don't sell it. They forgot to mention that they were illegal. So Fred calls Joe saying they don't sell it. So Joe tells Fred to get his ass back in there and don't take no for an answer, the good stuff is in the back room. Fred walks back in with an attitude saying he knows they sell it and to quit fucking around. The cashier tells him he's mistaken. Fred tells them to get off their ass and go get him his fucking winny and deca. The female cashier tells him to leave before she calls the cops and they don't sell steroids. Fred tucks his tail and walks out to only get a phone call from his buddy who owns the place an hour later, threatening to kick his ass. Joe had called his buddy in advance to let him know what was going on. So Fred is freaking out and doesn't talk to Joe for 3 weeks. The owner pulls the security video and played it for Joe to see. Joe said it was the funniest thing he's ever saw. Fred is a rich kid who throws tantrums to get what he wants, but this time he thought he was in some deep shit trying to buy steroids. lol
I got tons of these. I helped a buddy do his first cycle. The first time he got an injection I fucked with him bad. I told him it hurt and would cramp real bad. So its time to do the hokey pokey and instead of actually using the pin, I poked his ass as hard as i could with my finger. He screamed a blood curdling scream and jumped like a little girl. I laughed for 10 minutes before I could calm down enough to actually give him the injection.
Another time a buddy of mine ran out of pins. He called me and asked what to do. I asked if he had any old ones sitting around. I know its a newbie story. So he said yes. We ran some rubbing alcohol through it. Good to go, lol! This was the first time he had an injection in his left cheek as we were only doing injections once a week, he always went on the right side. So I stick him and he said it burned a little. When I started to push the plunger he just screamed out FUCK LEFT SIDE BURN. I was giggling a little before I even stuck him, fuck that shit was funny.
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