Am I a slut?

[sawastea]

Went out last night with this chick. She came over and we were drinking it up. Crown, Jack, Jim, The Captain, it was insane. Went to a party and we started hooking up. I don't remember too much of the details but I do remember that I coped a feel. It was grand. Anywho, I left and she stayed. I went to another party a few blocks away in NYC and met this chick I haven't seen in like 2 years. Hooked up with her, but it was a quickie. Afterwards, I went to a bar and hooked up again. The last chick was easy, but maybe my game is just that damn good. Regardless, I left the bar and called chick #1 up. I told her I was heading home and if she wanted to come. She did. When I got home I passed out (like 6 am). Long story short, hooked up with 3 chicas and got no arse. Am I a slut?

 

[perkele]

Went out last night with this chick. She came over and we were drinking it up. Crown, Jack, Jim, The Captain, it was insane. Went to a party and we started hooking up. I don't remember too much of the details but I do remember that I coped a feel. It was grand. Anywho, I left and she stayed. I went to another party a few blocks away in NYC and met this chick I haven't seen in like 2 years. Hooked up with her, but it was a quickie. Afterwards, I went to a bar and hooked up again. The last chick was easy, but maybe my game is just that damn good. Regardless, I left the bar and called chick #1 up. I told her I was heading home and if she wanted to come. She did. When I got home I passed out (like 6 am). Long story short, hooked up with 3 chicas and got no arse. Am I a slut?

You're so funny. lol

 

[Redshoteye]

Went out last night with this chick. She came over and we were drinking it up. Crown, Jack, Jim, The Captain, it was insane. Went to a party and we started hooking up. I don't remember too much of the details but I do remember that I coped a feel. It was grand. Anywho, I left and she stayed. I went to another party a few blocks away in NYC and met this chick I haven't seen in like 2 years. Hooked up with her, but it was a quickie. Afterwards, I went to a bar and hooked up again. The last chick was easy, but maybe my game is just that damn good. Regardless, I left the bar and called chick #1 up. I told her I was heading home and if she wanted to come. She did. When I got home I passed out (like 6 am). Long story short, hooked up with 3 chicas and got no arse. Am I a slut?

no, just a make out whore

 

[Gambino]

you've accomplished more in one night than the combined lives of fleygello, ulcaster, and sublime...congrats

 

[Becoming]

maybe my game is just that damn good....

Am I a slut?

I would have to agree with makeout hoar.

A lot of women out there in your league. I would be impressed if you nailed each of them in 3 seperate dank bathrooms.

I also think once you get some success, you are hot all night - so good move exploiting this (although you should have exploited it fully)

Puking also works. For some reason every time I puked I got laid....?

Don't ask me how.

 

[hamstershaver]

you hooked up with chicks?

 

[Becoming]

you hooked up with chicks?

he just calls him that bro.

you know, denial and everything.

 

[Redshoteye]

I would have to agree with makeout hoar.

A lot of women out there in your league. I would be impressed if you nailed each of them in 3 seperate dank bathrooms.

I also think once you get some success, you are hot all night - so good move exploiting this (although you should have exploited it fully)

Puking also works. For some reason every time I puked I got laid....?

Don't ask me how.

puking results in attention... attention from a female, good or bad, usually results in conversation, which in turn results in poonanny

 

[Becoming]

puking results in attention... attention from a female, good or bad, usually results in conversation, which in turn results in poonanny

I thought it funny that you could be making out with a girl 5 minutes after puking - don't they taste that shit?

the beer mouth taste of a drunk chick is soooo good btw..

 

[aandd]

Hmmm, I've reworded this 3 times, and it still sounds bad... I hope you don't take this wrong... LOL, but...

You hooked up with 3 chicks and didn't get laid by any of them? I don't understand how that could make you a slut? Maybe I need a new understanding of the word 'slut'.

 

[Becoming]

Hmmm, I've reworded this 3 times, and it still sounds bad... I hope you don't take this wrong... LOL, but...

You hooked up with 3 chicks and didn't get laid by any of them? I don't understand how that could make you a slut? Maybe I need a new understanding of the word 'slut'.

this boy, i mean this boy is quick.

green karma for him.

 

[Redshoteye]

I thought it funny that you could be making out with a girl 5 minutes after puking - don't they taste that shit?

the beer mouth taste of a drunk chick is soooo good btw..

Yea good point, but some chicks man........ i was kissing a girl 10 minutes after she saw me throw in some chew. must have been hard for her

and beer mouth taste usually doesn't bother me cause usually im pretty drunk myself haha

 

[chewyxrage]

I think we have different definitions of "hooking up"

 

[Becoming]

and beer mouth taste usually doesn't bother me cause usually im pretty drunk myself haha

no, I really like it.

LOL at the chew. broads can be much dirtier than dudes if they see something they want.

 

[perkele]

I thought it funny that you could be making out with a girl 5 minutes after puking - don't they taste that shit?

the beer mouth taste of a drunk chick is soooo good btw..

I've French kissed a chick right after she puked. yum. lol

 

[nycgirl]

I agree with aandd, you aren't slut. You kissed and felt up three girls. To be deemed a slut, one must have sex - and you didn't.

 

[UA_Iron]

thats somewhat of a solid night. I'd be impressed with myself if I pulled off the same thing.

But my e-inner-thug says that I must be angry at you, you failed to seal the deal, no oral, no anal.

Better luck next time.







Oh does being help you get chicks or something?

 

[hamstershaver]

I've French kissed a chick right after she puked. yum. lol

thats nasty

 

[powerslave]

So basically you just pulled an aap with three chics on the same night. Good job cuddle boy.

 

[Redshoteye]

broads can be much dirtier than dudes if they see something they want.

so very true

 

[perkele]

thats nasty

I know lol

 

[redguru]

I've French kissed a chick right after she puked. yum. lol

Just be glad you weren't kissing her while she puked, don't ask how I know.


I don't know.


really.


I should just shut up.

 

[aandd]

this boy, i mean this boy is quick.

green karma for him.

I'm a gurl....

 

[hamstershaver]

I'm a gurl....

the F in your gender confused him

 

[perkele]

the F in your gender confused him

lol



lol

 

[aandd]

the F in your gender confused him

Meh. I'm obviously too tired to post intelligently today.. so I'll just read until I get some sleep. Carry on.

 

[sawastea]

You kissed and felt up three girls. To be deemed a slut, one must have sex - and you didn't.

I only felt up one.

I woke up a few hrs ago with a spliting headache. Ironically, the two that I knew called me and I didn't pick up.

Retief is gonna win this.

 

[Spanky11]

you didn't get laid...

you pulled an aap.

and thats the bottom line.

 

[Mr. dB]

Long story short, hooked up with 3 chicas and got no arse. Am I a slut?

How is it "hooking up" if there was no action?

 

[redguru]

hmmm, looked on wikipedia for cuddle monkey. Found a picture of aap holding a pair of fish.

 

[Spanky11]

i bet this thread didn't turn out how you planned...huh?

 

[sawastea]

Hooking up = kissing, feeling, etc
Fucking = fucking
Getting laid = fucking
Getting ass = fucking

Pulling an aap = priceless

 

[redguru]

Hooking up = kissing, feeling, etc
Fucking = fucking
Getting laid = fucking
Getting ass = fucking

Pulling an aap = priceless

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to sawastea again.

 

[pintoca]

Went out last night with this chick. She came over and we were drinking it up. Crown, Jack, Jim, The Captain, it was insane. Went to a party and we started hooking up. I don't remember too much of the details but I do remember that I coped a feel. It was grand. Anywho, I left and she stayed. I went to another party a few blocks away in NYC and met this chick I haven't seen in like 2 years. Hooked up with her, but it was a quickie. Afterwards, I went to a bar and hooked up again. The last chick was easy, but maybe my game is just that damn good. Regardless, I left the bar and called chick #1 up. I told her I was heading home and if she wanted to come. She did. When I got home I passed out (like 6 am). Long story short, hooked up with 3 chicas and got no arse. Am I a slut?

lol, that shit is hilarious... you started to sound like GD

 

[UA_Iron]

lol, that shit is hilarious... you started to sound like GD

yeah minus the excessive use

 

[Spanky11]

yeah minus the excessive use

and the fact that he actually kissed a girl

 

[pintoca]

and the fact that he actually kissed a girl

and groped another one... that is leagues beyond GD'S abilities

 

[Spanky11]

GD = pwned by spanky11, and pintoca 19.06.05

 

[musclemuscle]

who fuking cares...

men are expected to screw around

women are expected to be tight

thats our society

 

[slat1]

My buddy in NYC and I had a great plan for hooking up. If we failed at all the regular spots we would pick up a few girls and take them to this bar Meow Mix. Its a lesbian bar and you can't get in unless you are with a girl.
Once inside we would just keep to ourselves and talk to people at the bar. It would never fail that some bi girls would be there and didn't find any other women they were attracted to. So they would come chat with us. Next thing you know its on!
I love NYC

 

[SoreArms]

I had a bunk hook up mission too, with a stupid little 18 year old to top it off

 

[hamstershaver]

Retief is gonna win this.

 

[fortlaud]

I don't know about being a slut, but you are definately in the running for my new role model. Do you do tutoring?

You go boi ; )

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol, that shit is hilarious... you started to sound like GD

he may have started to sound like me, but he'll never look this good

 

[Spartacus]

They? Why, they is the plain and fancy they, that's who they is. Caught you didn't they? Tied a tin can to your tail. Led you in and waltzed you out again. Oh my what a bunch. Big tough ones, hunh? Here you are with a hand full of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with. They? Who the hell is they?

 

[bran987]

for the last few weeks thought you were really gay, interesting!

 

[will b huge]

Hmmm, I've reworded this 3 times, and it still sounds bad... I hope you don't take this wrong... LOL, but...

You hooked up with 3 chicks and didn't get laid by any of them? I don't understand how that could make you a slut? Maybe I need a new understanding of the word 'slut'.

I thought the exact same thing......i thought he banged all 3, and I was thinking the bro had a pretty good night, but kissing 3 chicks???? have you been to spring break???? cancun??? south padre???? that happens every night bro.....

 

[Sub-Zero]

you've accomplished more in one night than the combined lives of fleygello, ulcaster, and sublime...congrats

who says iv never hooked up?

 

[sawastea]

I thought the exact same thing......i thought he banged all 3, and I was thinking the bro had a pretty good night, but kissing 3 chicks???? have you been to spring break???? cancun??? south padre???? that happens every night bro.....

Been to it all broheim. Fuck, I used to get more action daily at the univ of florida. Times have changed. I'm getting older and I frequent the party scene less. I kinda feel like Jerry O'Connell in "Can't Hardly Wait."

 

[nutsnack]

i think u r a slut

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you've accomplished more in one night than the combined lives of fleygello, ulcaster, and sublime...congrats

Damn, never saw this. You fuck