Age old Problem...

[kcpmeo22]

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the
bottom of an age old problem. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If the letters:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's
the bullsit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[Carmen]

*yawn*
the problem is, you're "little mathematical formula" is stupid.
sorry.

 

[MAX 300]

^^^ What she said

And I didn't click on this just to look at her boobs.

Really

 

[coverguy]

nice. finally, it all makes sense!

 

[kcpmeo22]

*yawn*
the problem is, you're "little mathematical formula" is stupid.
sorry.

If you actually read it to get something more than a laugh out of it.... your bad. It's more of an Corporate America "JOKE", which in a lot of cases is true (as far a asskissing and bs). Sorry it didn't tickle your fancy, but it was post for the people who could relate.

 

[Carmen]

nice. finally, it all makes sense!

see, coverguy, i told you all of lifes inconsistancies would be solved if you'd just assign each letter of the alphabet a number!!

 

[Code]

Jesus, did you search the web for the Oldest, most forwarded e-mail joke??

 

[Carmen]

If you actually read it to get something more than a laugh out of it.... your bad. It's more of an Corporate America "JOKE", which in a lot of cases is true (as far a asskissing and bs). Sorry it didn't tickle your fancy, but it was post for the people who could relate.

ohhhhhhhhh. i thought you were serious.
i get it.
lol.

 

[Carmen]

If you actually read it to get something more than a laugh out of it.... your bad. It's more of an Corporate America "JOKE", which in a lot of cases is true (as far a asskissing and bs). Sorry it didn't tickle your fancy, but it was post for the people who could relate.

ohhhhhhhhh. i thought you were serious.
i get it.
lol.
(i'm just messing with you- relax!)

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Well I found it amusing. So a few of us got it. The rest have never worked in corporate America I guess...

 

[kcpmeo22]

Jesus, did you search the web for the Oldest, most forwarded e-mail joke??

I need proof to support your theories in the category of "oldest" and "most forwarded". Once again, the post was for the people who will enjoy it! Lighten up people, smile more often... it's not that bad!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Once again, the post was for the people who will enjoy it! Lighten up people, smile more often... it's not that bad!

Hey everyone, it's Tony Robbins! Hi Tony!

For the record, this thread made my day-- shitty

 

[kcpmeo22]

Hey everyone, it's Tony Robbins! Hi Tony!

For the record, this thread made my day-- shitty

One would assume your day wasn't much of a day...if altered by a thread!

 

[jerseyart]

I liked it. Gave me a chuckle

 

[RottenWillow]

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the
bottom of an age old problem. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If the letters:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's
the bullsit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

and H A V I N G B I G T I T T I E S = 152 %

 

[kcpmeo22]

and H A V I N G B I G T I T T I E S = 152 %

Amen!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

One would assume your day wasn't much of a day...if altered by a thread!

if threads have no emotional effects at all, then why post? I'm tired of this profoundly retarded logic.

 

[kcpmeo22]

if threads have no emotional effects at all, then why post? I'm tired of this profoundly retarded logic.

Well I post to pass along information, get information, ask questions and sometimes to put things out there for others to enjoy... Never to waste time or make days "shitty". Secondly, if it was a complete waste of your time to read the post... why continue to waste your time with a reply? If you didn't like it.....move on, there are a quite a few who did enjoy it, and to them was this post directed! I am a programmer...logic is my forte.