About to call this new chick I like....

[*ebony*]

for date:
Get a room at a really nice hotel
Invite her for dinner in the room
The room should have a hot tub
have cocktails in the hot tub
then have sex
perfect night !!!


hahahaha j/k
you should talk about something you have a mutual interest in on the phone. for a first date the best place to go is a comedy club. its hard to make a bad date when you're laughing thru the whole thing.

 

[Cal_21]

"i thought we had something?!?!" lmao!

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__major.jpg

 

[housemusik83]

I wish I had a picture, she's pretty enough that I'm a little nervous to call her.

oh-oh bro the best way to bag ANY broad is to act like you are better than her! Dont get sucked up with her looks bro, im serious, when she speaks only reply with responces that makes you better than her! then she will beg to be with you! hahaha even cut her off middle sentences women love that

 

[lartinos]

for date:
Get a room at a really nice hotel
Invite her for dinner in the room
The room should have a hot tub
have cocktails in the hot tub
then have sex
perfect night !!!


hahahaha j/k
you should talk about something you have a mutual interest in on the phone. for a first date the best place to go is a comedy club. its hard to make a bad date when you're laughing thru the whole thing.

yeah, that's not a bad idea.

 

[miplank]

call her and tell her that you'll mow her lawn for free...

 

[chris302001]

call her and tell her that you'll mow her lawn for free...

lolol and trim her hedges!

 

[Cal_21]

oh-oh bro the best way to bag ANY broad is to act like you are better than her! Dont get sucked up with her looks bro, im serious, when she speaks only reply with responces that makes you better than her! then she will beg to be with you! hahaha even cut her off middle sentences women love that

lol It works for me.

He should ask her a question & be like: "IT WILL SPEAK TO THE LARTINOS WHEN IT IS SPOKEN TO!!!!!!"

She's like...."omg wtf lol"

Then he should be like:

"BITCH YOU EATIN' ALPHABET SOUP OR SUM'n'!!? SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE IT GETS WIRED SHUT AND I HAVE TO FORCE FEED YOU MY SEMEN VIA I.V."

Then he can send her a vid on his phone of him running around with his shirt off head bunting the walls. She'll be drippin wet like turkey fat.

 

[jnevin]

lol It works for me.

He should ask her a question & be like: "IT WILL SPEAK TO THE LARTINOS WHEN IT IS SPOKEN TO!!!!!!"

She's like...."omg wtf lol"

Then he should be like:

"BITCH YOU EATIN' ALPHABET SOUP OR SUM'n'!!? SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE IT GETS WIRED SHUT AND I HAVE TO FORCE FEED YOU MY SEMEN VIA I.V."

Then he can send her a vid on his phone of him running around with his shirt off head bunting the walls. She'll be drippin wet like turkey fat.

gold

 

[lartinos]

oh-oh bro the best way to bag ANY broad is to act like you are better than her! Dont get sucked up with her looks bro, im serious, when she speaks only reply with responces that makes you better than her! then she will beg to be with you! hahaha even cut her off middle sentences women love that

I tend to cut chicks off anyway, lol.

 

[housemusik83]

lol It works for me.

He should ask her a question & be like: "IT WILL SPEAK TO THE LARTINOS WHEN IT IS SPOKEN TO!!!!!!"

She's like...."omg wtf lol"

Then he should be like:

"BITCH YOU EATIN' ALPHABET SOUP OR SUM'n'!!? SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE IT GETS WIRED SHUT AND I HAVE TO FORCE FEED YOU MY SEMEN VIA I.V."

Then he can send her a vid on his phone of him running around with his shirt off head bunting the walls. She'll be drippin wet like turkey fat.

lmao!!! hahaha have that voice from Tropic Thunder the black guy!

" I KNOW WHAT KIND OF DUDE I AM WHAT KIND OF DUDE ARE YOU"