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A Perfect Day

nydj66

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Dropped the kids off at school
Jerked off to pron
Played Sudoku online
Capped some D-bol
Capped some viagra
Watched Bachelorette on Netflix
Posted on FB
Jerked off to pron
Picked up the kids from school

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funny I fapped to porn at least twice today too

lets be besties
 
I popped off three loads today. Cleaned out the garage, fired up the snow blower, took a bunch a boxes to the recycling station, vacuumed the living room and kitchen. Good day today.
 
I ate an entire box of pancake mix, snorted two pain pills, drank some Jager mixed with my PWO, and chipped a couple boxes of golfballs towards my neighbor's house.

Now I'm watching CNN in my underwear eating Chex Mix Cheddar style
 
I went for sushi at lunch, drank a bunch of cold sake, came back to office drunk & I've been hiding in the bathroom most of the afternoon.
 
Cool story


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Every time I turn on the news, another sinkhole in South America. Buncha South Americans getting sucked into the ground. That's where Sinkhole de Mayo came from. That's why they call it that.
 
Asian's are all rude. They want 50 cents for a refill of coke, and when you act surprised they tell you to get out. I couldn't see them allowing me to blow a steamy load on the tuna tataki.
 
so now wait, fapping in a messican joint is ok but a sushi bar isn't?
 
I ate an entire box of pancake mix, snorted two pain pills, drank some Jager mixed with my PWO, and chipped a couple boxes of golfballs towards my neighbor's house.

Now I'm watching CNN in my underwear eating Chex Mix Cheddar style

Well ok. At least my day was a close 2nd.

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Sounds like a sexy lunch you guys
 
I need to find a messican restaurant lol
 
I had leftover beef roast so I shredded it, refried some black beans and stuffed it all together with some cheese into burritos. My own messican.

No need to beat off now either. I can just climb on the wife tonight.

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I popped off three loads today. Cleaned out the garage, fired up the snow blower, took a bunch a boxes to the recycling station, vacuumed the living room and kitchen. Good day today.

Tablefun sure knew how to party. I miss him!
 
Oddly enough, I was just thinking about this thread last night. I made it as far as jerking off. Never got around to capping some raws.
 
I ate an entire box of pancake mix, snorted two pain pills, drank some Jager mixed with my PWO, and chipped a couple boxes of golfballs towards my neighbor's house.

Now I'm watching CNN in my underwear eating Chex Mix Cheddar style


^^^
this never happened
 
i'm convinced if you pull your cawk out in any asian establishment. food,hair,nail etc. one of them is bound to come over and jerk you.

someone confirm
 
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