A Perfect Day

[nydj66]

Dropped the kids off at school
Jerked off to pron
Played Sudoku online
Capped some D-bol
Capped some viagra
Watched Bachelorette on Netflix
Posted on FB
Jerked off to pron
Picked up the kids from school

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[WoodyO]

How much you want for that Dbol (assuming you didn't jerk off on it)?

 

[shirlene29]

funny I fapped to porn at least twice today too

lets be besties

 

[WoodyO]

All this jerk off talk made me think of this scene:

 

[nydj66]

funny I fapped to porn at least twice today too

lets be besties

Sure, maybe tomorrow we could facetime; or at least have phonesex.

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[TableFun]

I popped off three loads today. Cleaned out the garage, fired up the snow blower, took a bunch a boxes to the recycling station, vacuumed the living room and kitchen. Good day today.

 

[bigbassturd]

I ate an entire box of pancake mix, snorted two pain pills, drank some Jager mixed with my PWO, and chipped a couple boxes of golfballs towards my neighbor's house.

Now I'm watching CNN in my underwear eating Chex Mix Cheddar style

 

[WoodyO]

I went for sushi at lunch, drank a bunch of cold sake, came back to office drunk & I've been hiding in the bathroom most of the afternoon.

 

[wootoom]

Cool story


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[bigbassturd]

Every time I turn on the news, another sinkhole in South America. Buncha South Americans getting sucked into the ground. That's where Sinkhole de Mayo came from. That's why they call it that.