A miracle has occured. I can go without sex...

[Ulcasterdropout]

well, yours is anothert story. Mine is this: my husband works at night, so he is gone from 4pm till 6am. He wakes up at 2:30. We still cant do anything, cause the kids are up. Have to wait for the weekend...

you have till the weekend? OMG.THE FUCKING HORROR!!
How do you live?

 

[swole]

This turns into an e-flirting "I'll take your virginity" thread in 3,2,1...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

This turns into an e-flirting "I'll take your virginity" thread in 3,2,1...

I've never seen one of those since I've been here...be a nice change though. LOL

 

[~Lexy~]

Eaaaaasy virgins. No need to get bitter. Just master the art of cunnilingus and the opportunities are endless.

Of course it helps if you don't look like the elephant man and are finacially successful too.

Ulcasterdropout doesn't believe me.

 

[needtogetaas]

Ulcasterdropout doesn't believe me.

o.this is going to be fun.

 

[Redshoteye]

Eaaaaasy virgins. No need to get bitter. Just master the art of cunnilingus and the opportunities are endless.

Of course it helps if you don't look like the elephant man and are finacially successful too.

Dont worry Rico... true players don't need cunnilingus to snatch their prey. I've only had to administer a handful of times

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Eaaaaasy virgins. No need to get bitter. Just master the art of cunnilingus and the opportunities are endless.

Of course it helps if you don't look like the elephant man and are finacially successful too.

Don't pull the 'eaaaasy virgins' shit with me, fuck. Don't brag, just shut up and go away...

 

[evansteve]

A miracle has occured. I can go a whole lifetime without sex.



[size=-3]Someone shoot me 8-{[/size]

At the very least, I would find a hooker before you die. That way you can know what you have or havent been missing out on.
(this coming from a person who normally doesnt believe in premarital sex)

For the folks that dont know, I'm a virgin somewhere in between the age of Sublime and Ulcaster (I'm 21).

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

I can live w/o sex

as long as i am with the people that I care about and love me

who cares about sex




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[Ulcasterdropout]

At the very least, I would find a hooker before you die. That way you can know what you have or havent been missing out on.
(this coming from a person who normally doesnt believe in premarital sex)

For the folks that dont know, I'm a virgin somewhere in between the age of Sublime and Ulcaster (I'm 21).

Why the hell would I want to find a hooker before I die? To know how I missed the best thing about life, only to taste it a brief moment to die the next.
I'd rather just get the death thing going. I don't wanna know...To find out would be bad.