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Mind you, I heard this joke from a 60-something year old sweetheart of a man while out on my last motorcycle expedition...
The truth... God made woman first. Eve was made with three tits... yes, three. They were perfect in shape and size, but Eve decided that one day the tit in the middle was pointless. So she asked God "God, is there anyway you can make it so I only have two tits? This third one just doesn't seem quite right." God granted her request, removed the tit and threw it into the bushes. Eve was very pleased. A few weeks go by and Eve realizes she's a little lonely. Once again she turns to God for a request... "God? Is there any chance you can take that useless tit and make a man out of it?"
Don't get me wrong, I love men... I also admire a good joke when I hear one.
The truth... God made woman first. Eve was made with three tits... yes, three. They were perfect in shape and size, but Eve decided that one day the tit in the middle was pointless. So she asked God "God, is there anyway you can make it so I only have two tits? This third one just doesn't seem quite right." God granted her request, removed the tit and threw it into the bushes. Eve was very pleased. A few weeks go by and Eve realizes she's a little lonely. Once again she turns to God for a request... "God? Is there any chance you can take that useless tit and make a man out of it?"
Don't get me wrong, I love men... I also admire a good joke when I hear one.
