a lesson on insults

[yonkers weights]

Your mom drives a garbage truck and wears combat boots always works!

 

[stilleto]

Your mom drives a garbage truck and wears combat boots always works!

no, see, it doesn't.
those kind of insults are retarded because my mother drives a lexus and wears cute shoes.

 

[yonkers weights]

I WAS ONLY MESSING AROUND!

You mom kicked Kimbo's ass.

 

[digimon7068]

You're pretty immature for someone rapidly approaching middle age. And your dog is short.

. . .and your tits are heeeeeuuuuuuggggeee!

 

[redguru]

jnev's geigh, pick3 said his penis tasted like poo.

 

[biteme]

Redguru's I.q. is in the moronic range.

 

[redguru]

Redguru's I.q. is in the moronic range.

Forget your lithium today? Sheesh, what is the derivative of the natural logarithmic function to any power?

 

[biteme]

I can't call you fat anymore because you claim to have lost your fat, dimply ass. So, I'll just go with ugly

Forget your lithium today? Sheesh, what is the derivative of the natural logarithmic function to any power?

 

[the_clockwork]

1. it's generally not an insult to call someone old. whoever you are saying it to, generally knows what age they are and knows they are older than you. when you try to insult someone by calling them old, you look immature. Think about whether you'd feel insulted if you got into an arguement with a 15 year old and they called you old.
you'd laugh and think they were an idiot for thinking that was an insult.

2. on the same hand, its not really an insult to tell someone they are young and have growing up to do. they will just think you sound old, and not really consider it an insult. nobody EVER thinks they have a lot of growing up and learning to do... they think that whatever their age is- that they already know about life.

3. insulting someone by calling them some arbitrary name does nothing. if i tell AAP he's fat and ugly, do you think that will bother him? he's NOT fat and ugly. telling someone that owns a house or has a good job that they need to go back to their trailer park or factory makes you look stupid and naive, and not very original.

4. Leave people's kids/parents/spouse out of any insult. it makes you look lower than low.

5. the "BRILLIANT!" thing is overplayed, but it is a good way just to end it and get in the last word.

6. the best insults are anything to do with calling someone canadian.

Shut up you old, ugly bitch.. your husband is just like and you two need to go back to the trailer park.. BRILLIANT!

 

[slat1]

Why insult someone in the first place. It makes you look worse then who ever you are describing!