a lesson on insults

[stilleto]

1. it's generally not an insult to call someone old. whoever you are saying it to, generally knows what age they are and knows they are older than you. when you try to insult someone by calling them old, you look immature. Think about whether you'd feel insulted if you got into an arguement with a 15 year old and they called you old.
you'd laugh and think they were an idiot for thinking that was an insult.

2. on the same hand, its not really an insult to tell someone they are young and have growing up to do. they will just think you sound old, and not really consider it an insult. nobody EVER thinks they have a lot of growing up and learning to do... they think that whatever their age is- that they already know about life.

3. insulting someone by calling them some arbitrary name does nothing. if i tell AAP he's fat and ugly, do you think that will bother him? he's NOT fat and ugly. telling someone that owns a house or has a good job that they need to go back to their trailer park or factory makes you look stupid and naive, and not very original.

4. Leave people's kids/parents/spouse out of any insult. it makes you look lower than low.

5. the "BRILLIANT!" thing is overplayed, but it is a good way just to end it and get in the last word.

6. the best insults are anything to do with calling someone canadian.

 

[jnevin]

You're pretty immature for someone rapidly approaching middle age. And your dog is short.

 

[stilleto]

You're pretty immature for someone rapidly approaching middle age. And your dog is short.

i'm younger than you, missy.

 

[PICK3]

in

cuz my current insults are getting stale

 

[jnevin]

i'm younger than you, missy.

The way you price your artwork is a disgrace.

 

[puddlemonkey]

It reeks of retirement home in here.

 

[stilleto]

The way you price your artwork is a disgrace.

ok now that was actually not bad. at least it was specific and designed to hit a sore spot.

it didn't work, but it was a good try.

 

[stilleto]

It reeks of retirement home in here.

that's nathan. someone peed on his shoes.

 

[redguru]

Your feet are bigger than your bewbs.

 

[PICK3]

Yes

You look fat in all of your pants.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Your feet are bigger than your bewbs.

Yours aren't :0

 

[DannoMight]

you got a set of fake tits and now you think ur someone

 

[jnevin]

ok now that was actually not bad. at least it was specific and designed to hit a sore spot.

it didn't work, but it was a good try.

It was not. I thought your thread was funny.

 

[redguru]

It was not. I thought your thread was funny.

you got a little corn on your nose.

 

[stilleto]

you got a set of fake tits and now you think ur someone

i think puddlemonkeys tits are real dude.

 

[jnevin]

you got a little corn on your nose.

Non shirt having polock.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You look fat in all of your pants.

Funny you mention this. I was doing some closet cleaning while on my vacation and came across a like new pair of CK pants. I usually don't wear CK pants, don't even recall buying them actually. Anyway, I usually wear a 34 or 36 waist depending on my diet/training, I'm currently feeling pretty thin with all the running I've been doing lately, most of my 34's fit perfect. So these CK pants are a size 38, I try them on and I'm blown away I can't even get them buttoned! I'm thinking about suing for mental anguish, what do you think?

 

[PICK3]

I'm thinking about suing for mental anguish, what do you think?

Ummmmh ... I think you're

 

[puddlemonkey]

i think puddlemonkeys tits are real dude.

100% natural, soft and supple!

 

[stilleto]

Funny you mention this. I was doing some closet cleaning while on my vacation and came across a like new pair of CK pants. I usually don't wear CK pants, don't even recall buying them actually. Anyway, I usually wear a 34 or 36 waist depending on my diet/training, I'm currently feeling pretty thin with all the running I've been doing lately, most of my 34's fit perfect. So these CK pants are a size 38, I try them on and I'm blown away I can't even get them buttoned! I'm thinking about suing for mental anguish, what do you think?

i think you may need to run more.

 

[puddlemonkey]

i think you may need to run more.

Sued!

 

[gotmilk]

you were a fat fuck

 

[velvett]

The ultimate insult is to ignore the existence of someone that knows you know they're a bumbling idiot.

They'll be so busy waiting for you to go off on them in public that they avoid you and that's really the best result possible and they get out of your way all on their own.

 

[heatherrae]

My uterus is sore.

 

[Smurfy]

The ultimate insult is to ignore the existence of someone that knows you know they're a bumbling idiot.

agreed.

 

[heatherrae]

Funny you mention this. I was doing some closet cleaning while on my vacation and came across a like new pair of CK pants. I usually don't wear CK pants, don't even recall buying them actually. Anyway, I usually wear a 34 or 36 waist depending on my diet/training, I'm currently feeling pretty thin with all the running I've been doing lately, most of my 34's fit perfect. So these CK pants are a size 38, I try them on and I'm blown away I can't even get them buttoned! I'm thinking about suing for mental anguish, what do you think?

I think that your woman had another man over and he was more lean than you. He left his pants.


Translation: She's cheating on you.

 

[jh1]

Go back to your trailer, you fat ugly old woman. Your husband is stupid, your parents smell like old people, and your kids are the dumbest of all.

Your 'Post' about INSULTS is nothing short of BRILLIANT!

 

[jnevin]

You're such a classless pig, you'd carry jh1's child.

 

[PICK3]

You're geigher than Java.

 

[wootoom]

im insane

 

[Faizakafez]

You're such a classless pig, you'd carry jh1's child.[/QUOTE

bwhwhwahahahahha

 

[jackangel]

stilleto has nothing but contempt for her customers and knows nothing about stuff. good work on ruining the entire marketplace and industry for individual artists, selfish-guy.

 

[stilleto]

you were a fat fuck

i was.

 

[stilleto]

stilleto has nothing but contempt for her customers and knows nothing about stuff. good work on ruining the entire marketplace and industry for individual artists, selfish-guy.

that was good!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Translation: She's cheating on you.

lol, that's impossible! I always make sure I am the "other guy", and never "the guy", so she's cheating on him.

 

[jackangel]

The ultimate insult is to ignore the existence of someone that knows you know they're a bumbling idiot.

They'll be so busy waiting for you to go off on them in public that they avoid you and that's really the best result possible and they get out of your way all on their own.

c creatures

 

[stilleto]

c creatures

thanks a lot.

 

[buffer1]

thanks a lot.

freak

 

[superqt4u2nv]

6. the best insults are anything to do with calling someone canadian.

 

[stilleto]

that was meant for woot, not you.

 

[Smurfy]

good morning.

 

[stilleto]

good morning.

hi. i gotta get to the gym (at work). ttyl.

 

[Smurfy]

i want a gym at my work!

 

[habitualhealth]

saved by #3. whew.


ps-does this mean i can't bust my always funny old fart jokes on you anymore? i'm not sure how i feel about this.

 

[stilleto]

i want a gym at my work!

its great for the convenience factor, but not so great that my coworkers see me sweating and lifting. more than once someone has made a comment about my strength and I'd rather be thought of more professionaly.

I also continue to sweat after I shower and get to my desk, so that's not so great either.

 

[stilleto]

saved by #3. whew.


ps-does this mean i can't bust my always funny old fart jokes on you anymore? i'm not sure how i feel about this.

you can, but i've never found them to be insulting.

 

[heatherrae]

Stilleto, you nefarious torturer of children via anaphylactic shock, you!

 

[stilleto]

Stilleto, you nefarious torturer of children via anaphylactic shock, you!

lol
that's true. were you here when i sent a kid into siezures at my house?

 

[heatherrae]

lol
that's true. were you here when i sent a kid into siezures at my house?

Oh yeah. Funny as hell. That is what I was referring to.

 

[bigmann245]

i once went to an AA meeting to pick up chicks. come to find out i have a drinking problem. so i took a few of them out for drinks. and then i realized im not making any sense, but then again im supposed to be in bed.

 

[yonkers weights]

Your mom drives a garbage truck and wears combat boots always works!

 

[stilleto]

Your mom drives a garbage truck and wears combat boots always works!

no, see, it doesn't.
those kind of insults are retarded because my mother drives a lexus and wears cute shoes.

 

[yonkers weights]

I WAS ONLY MESSING AROUND!

You mom kicked Kimbo's ass.

 

[digimon7068]

You're pretty immature for someone rapidly approaching middle age. And your dog is short.

. . .and your tits are heeeeeuuuuuuggggeee!

 

[redguru]

jnev's geigh, pick3 said his penis tasted like poo.

 

[biteme]

Redguru's I.q. is in the moronic range.

 

[redguru]

Redguru's I.q. is in the moronic range.

Forget your lithium today? Sheesh, what is the derivative of the natural logarithmic function to any power?

 

[biteme]

I can't call you fat anymore because you claim to have lost your fat, dimply ass. So, I'll just go with ugly

Forget your lithium today? Sheesh, what is the derivative of the natural logarithmic function to any power?

 

[the_clockwork]

1. it's generally not an insult to call someone old. whoever you are saying it to, generally knows what age they are and knows they are older than you. when you try to insult someone by calling them old, you look immature. Think about whether you'd feel insulted if you got into an arguement with a 15 year old and they called you old.
you'd laugh and think they were an idiot for thinking that was an insult.

2. on the same hand, its not really an insult to tell someone they are young and have growing up to do. they will just think you sound old, and not really consider it an insult. nobody EVER thinks they have a lot of growing up and learning to do... they think that whatever their age is- that they already know about life.

3. insulting someone by calling them some arbitrary name does nothing. if i tell AAP he's fat and ugly, do you think that will bother him? he's NOT fat and ugly. telling someone that owns a house or has a good job that they need to go back to their trailer park or factory makes you look stupid and naive, and not very original.

4. Leave people's kids/parents/spouse out of any insult. it makes you look lower than low.

5. the "BRILLIANT!" thing is overplayed, but it is a good way just to end it and get in the last word.

6. the best insults are anything to do with calling someone canadian.

Shut up you old, ugly bitch.. your husband is just like and you two need to go back to the trailer park.. BRILLIANT!

 

[slat1]

Why insult someone in the first place. It makes you look worse then who ever you are describing!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Why insult someone in the first place. It makes you look worse then who ever you are describing!

Nice job thread killer

 

[stilleto]

I can't call you fat anymore because you claim to have lost your fat, dimply ass. So, I'll just go with ugly

you've obviously learned NOTHING by this lesson.

redguru is neither fat, ugly, or stupid, so your insult backfired.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you've obviously learned NOTHING by this lesson.

redguru is neither fat, ugly, or stupid, so your insult backfired.

Quit being so biteme.