9 days into Melanotan II...

[RottenWillow]

Oh, and they werent joking about the whole constant erection thing. Jesus H Christ I feel like a perv.

P.S. the hacker is telling you to "BUY STEROIDS"

 

[SpyWizard]

Have you been doing the dutch oven thing with the wife??/ then you end up with an uncontrollable erection.. i'm sure she's in the mood then..

good times..

 

[75th]

Dutch ovens are a must, broheim. What I usually do, though, is let out an SBD, wait about 10 seconds, then simply lift up the covers and act like Im readjusting. That way the stench makes it into her mouth as shes talking.

 

[miplank]

Dutch ovens are a must, broheim. What I usually do, though, is let out an SBD, wait about 10 seconds, then simply lift up the covers and act like Im readjusting. That way the stench makes it into her mouth as shes talking.

Do this...Slide your hand into your crack, and cup it. Make a seal over your oring and let one out silently. Close hand tightly, slowly bring it out from under the covers and put your hand over her mouth/nose and hold it their.

She'll fuckin' love it bro.

 

[75th]

But then Id have to get up and worsh my hands.

 

[Strongbow]

Do this...Slide your hand into your crack, and cup it. Make a seal over your oring and let one out silently. Close hand tightly, slowly bring it out from under the covers and put your hand over her mouth/nose and hold it their.

She'll fuckin' love it bro.

Your twisted sickness grows with your every breath. Remind me when we meet to not shake your hand.

 

[SpyWizard]

Dutch ovens are a must, broheim. What I usually do, though, is let out an SBD, wait about 10 seconds, then simply lift up the covers and act like Im readjusting. That way the stench makes it into her mouth as shes talking.

got ya.. so we'll assume you don't kiss during sex.. that's cool relationships are always evolving..

 

[miplank]

But then Id have to get up and worsh my hands.

it'll be worth it bro

 

[shrimp poboy]

Do this...Slide your hand into your crack, and cup it. Make a seal over your oring and let one out silently. Close hand tightly, slowly bring it out from under the covers and put your hand over her mouth/nose and hold it their.

She'll fuckin' love it bro.

What a good husband you are Bwaaaahaaaaa I use to the same fuckin thing!!!

 

[nydj66]

Do this...Slide your hand into your crack, and cup it. Make a seal over your oring and let one out silently. Close hand tightly, slowly bring it out from under the covers and put your hand over her mouth/nose and hold it their.

She'll fuckin' love it bro.

The best is when you tell your wife, "Hey, watch me spit on the ceiling". Then you make the hcccccch sound and she hides her head under the covers. That's when you let a really loud one rip.

Does wonders for a marraige.