4:22 AM Wake-Up Time -- Los Angeles Here I Come!

[mrplunkey]

Being a mean-spirited capitalist is surprisingly long hours.

 

[nangiggles]

Salmon with democrats.?

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[WoodyO]

Make sure you visit Roscoes chicken & waffles.

 

[mrplunkey]

Salmon with democrats.?

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Naw. This is a purely commercial trip.

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[-SD-]

Brunch with Koch brothers?

 

[caligirl85]

or the Kardashians?

 

[Strongbow]

This thread fucking sux

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[wootoom]

Wtf is this shit

 

[nangiggles]

Why don't you ever have business in Orlando

 

[WoodyO]

Why don't you ever have business in Orlando

Because that's where old people go to die

 

[wootoom]

Don't matter, he wouldn't visit your immigrant ass anyways. Please respond.

 

[-SD-]

Please respond!

Fuck im dying over this

 

[WoodyO]

Lol. I already used it about 5 times in the office this morning.

 

[wootoom]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[miplank]

lol@4:22am...


I got up at 2 am to fly out for work, and went to bed at midnight.



pussy.

 

[WoodyO]

I woke up at 6am, and laid around contemplating getting up for an hour.

 

[nangiggles]

Im oncall so I had to drive all over the county from 8pm to 2am. Then woke up at 820 realizing I had to be in court by 9 FML

 

[miplank]

nobody cares

 

[WoodyO]

That was an amazing story.

 

[wootoom]

Back to back?

 

[WoodyO]

World Champs!

 

[sexyMFer]

lol@4:22am...


I got up at 2 am to fly out for work, and went to bed at midnight.



pussy.

you fly out of town to sell used cars?

 

[miplank]

you fly out of town to sell used cars?

To buy them, yes.

 

[sexyMFer]

that never happens

 

[WoodyO]

Auto auctions

 

[miplank]

that never happens

Oh it happens you slimy piece of orangutan shit.


Please respond.

 

[WoodyO]

lolololol

 

[sexyMFer]

Oh it happens you slimy piece of orangutan shit.


Please respond.

Chill bro. Pdaddy wanted me to ask

 

[wootoom]

Chill bro. Pdaddy wanted me to ask

Hahahahahahahaahahah

 

[mrplunkey]

Why don't you ever have business in Orlando

We have some spectacular customers in Orlando!

 

[WoodyO]

Exactech is a pretty big ortho company in FL. Not really sure where Gainesville is in relationship to Orlando and I'm sure not going to make an effort to look.

 

[PICK3]

Not really sure where Gainesville is in relationship to Orlando and I'm sure not going to make an effort to look.

Let me help you out with that little buddy.

 

[WoodyO]

Let me help you out with that little buddy.

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Great, now can you find me Cigar City Brewing and Dunedin Brewing as well as a direct flight from either SD, John Wayne or Ontario to FL?

 

[PICK3]

Great, now can you find me Cigar City Brewing and Dunedin Brewing as well as a direct flight from either SD, John Wayne or Ontario to FL?

I'll find you dick

 

[C0LUMB0]

Totw

 

[nangiggles]

I'll find you dick

Can you find me dick too?

 

[caligirl85]

Lol me too

 

[nangiggles]

Lol me too

Cindy too, rumor has it she's been window shopping on match.com

 

[miplank]

lol@cindy shopping around..

 

[-SD-]

Please respond cindy

 

[caligirl85]

Cindy too, rumor has it she's been window shopping on match.com

I got a lecture today from an older nurse on the merits of eharmony! Gag!!

 

[WoodyO]

I'm undateable

 

[caligirl85]

I'm undateable

There's a tv show called the undateables

 

[WoodyO]

Am I on it?

 

[caligirl85]

I think you're too high functioning to be on it!

 

[WoodyO]

I could take it down a notch if needed

 

[miplank]

please respond cindy

+1

 

[-SD-]

I got a lecture today from an older nurse on the merits of eharmony! Gag!!

I was on that site about 10 years ago and I hope their matchmaker software has improved since then because it was dick.

 

[WoodyO]

I'm joining Farmersonly.com

 

[-SD-]

sunnisseekshiites.com

 

[WoodyO]

pissmops.com

 

[-SD-]

what does that even mean rob

 

[WoodyO]

It's a website where people piss on each other.

 

[bigbassturd]

Crack cold ones

 

[miplank]

fuck off n00b; please respond.

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm looking for drugs

 

[sexyMFer]

Get some coke rob

 

[bigbassturd]

I'll do it all. Kinda wanna pull a hat trick, just not sure which three hard drugs to combine

 

[-SD-]

I'll do it all. Kinda wanna pull a hat trick, just not sure which three hard drugs to combine

viagra/coke/suspension

 

[mrplunkey]

I'm joining Farmersonly.com

ChristianMingle.com = teh win!

 

[caligirl85]

ChristianMingle.com = teh win!

Ugggghhhhh

 

[miplank]

WTF?
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http://www.eharmony.com/profile/mrplunkey.php

 

[caligirl85]

I clicked dammit!

 

[miplank]

lmfao

 

[-SD-]

hahahaahhahahahahahahah

never fails to dupe some poor sap

 

[caligirl85]

You calling me a poor sap??

 

[nangiggles]

I clicked dammit!

It gave u a semi

 

[caligirl85]

I'm drinking so just a partial ..marshmallow in a keyhole kinda thing

 

[WoodyO]

Rubmaps.com or nude housekeepers on craigs list are both good options.

 

[nangiggles]

I'm drinking so just a partial ..marshmallow in a keyhole kinda thing

I don't get it...

 

[caligirl85]

It's an old saying about guys who are drinking and can't get it up. They'd say sex was like trying to shove a marshmallow in a keyhole.

 

[-SD-]

You calling me a poor sap??

Please respond?

 

[caligirl85]

Lol if the shoe fits!

 

[miplank]

It's an old saying about guys who are drinking and can't get it up. They'd say sex was like trying to shove a marshmallow in a keyhole.

Nan is only familiar w/the "hot dog down a hallway" analogy

 

[nangiggles]

Nan is only familiar w/the "hot dog down a hallway" analogy

Nope i've just never picked a significant other who needs to consume alcohol/mood altering substances weekly in order to feel good

 

[WoodyO]

I am offended

 

[caligirl85]

^^^which part?

 

[WoodyO]

The alcohol and mood altering substances comment.

 

[WoodyO]

Clearly I drink to enhance my less than charming personality

 

[miplank]

Nope i've just never picked a significant other who needs to consume alcohol/mood altering substances weekly in order to feel good

I'm not even sure what has to do with anything..

 

[miplank]

nan's ideal man is a non-smoker/drinker that would rather have sex with other men.

 

[WoodyO]

I don't get the marshmallow comment. I can go all night after I've been out drinking.

 

[caligirl85]

Let's just forget the marshmallow comment!

 

[WoodyO]

Fuck this, I'm walking the dog to cold stone now.

 

[miplank]

I got the comment!

 

[WoodyO]

Oh, I got it, but who doesn't get horny while drinking?

 

[caligirl85]

I got the comment!

Thank you!!

 

[WoodyO]

I'm just finishing up my 1st tequila sunrise for the day and I'm already in the mood.

 

[miplank]

I could go for some ice cream

 

[WoodyO]

Me too. It's hot as fuck here and I need to take the dog out.

 

[caligirl85]

Lol it was a bad joke..

 

[caligirl85]

Im going to find a coffee

 

[cindylou]

Im drinking one now its noon and Im still sleepy

 

[WoodyO]

I need a nap

 

[caligirl85]

Almost 11 here. I feel really lazy today. I used to have all my running around done by this time ..not today

 

[WoodyO]

I showered & cleaned up my ashes. My day is complete.

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm thinking about mixing some vodka in a fruit drink and walking around work until I pass the fuck out

 

[WoodyO]

Vodka is perfect for work since nobody can smell it on you.

 

[bigbassturd]

That was my thinking

Just need a mixer idea

Maybe sprite?

 

[cindylou]

WTF?
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http://www.eharmony.com/profile/mrplunkey.php

DAMMIT! How did I fall for it?!