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NicolePap said:
Didnt you have a good one freak?

Sunday night I blew my guy at Haceinda (a mexican restarant) at the table-- but when I was trying to get out from underneath I nearly knocked over the table- and almost spilled the margaritas... that would have been a nightmare!
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Hehe that's funny!!

No my weekend fucking sucked!! My football team lost the most important football game in history.

Caught my best buds GF stripping at some cheezy strip club!!

I got no fucking sex!!

Care to cheer me up a bit!!!
 
NicolePap said:
Im not much of a therapist-- but Id sure like to help--

any suggestions???


What do you need today baby, to make you feel better?
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hmmmmmmm

Let me think!!!!

Maybe a tossed salad might help!!! :-)

Did you have anything good in mind?
 
NicolePap said:
Freak-- wow a salad tossing will cheer you up??

You are so easy-- I thought you said you had a bad weekend?

I certainly thought you'd need minimum- hot tub- blow job and anal sex---


Tell me more about your friends girl whos a stripper? Howd she look?
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But of course that would cheer me up!!

Well supposedly it was her second day and she looked great!!
I had no clue she worked there.

When she saw me she freaked out and started to cry and then ran in the back room to change an leave.

I proceeded to call the boyfriend to tell him his girl has decided to pick up stripping as a hobby. Boy lemme tell ya he was fucking DEVASTATED!!! He said it's the worst he's ever felt in his life.

Anyways he raced up to the strip club to catch her before she left and he basically ripped her a new asshole in the parking lot for 2 hours. Poor girl was so embarressed that she got busted. LOL
 
OK...this thing is slowing down...so I'm going to post one more.

I went to a wedding last weekend and drank too many shots of Beam...now I feel like bloody hell....

Thank you for sharing.
 
NicolePap said:




Ouch!!

Shots of Beam--

Was this Saturday? And your still hung over?
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Yikes now thats a hangover. I drank about half a bottle of Vanilla Stoly's...WOO HOO...no hangover. The trick it to take a couple of Chitosan before you go to bed. They dont really work as a fat trapper, but they really get all the crap from the booze and dont let it in your system!
 
NicolePap said:


Wow-- That poor guy--

I think stripping is fine but you have to keep that stuff on the up and up when your in a realationship-

How old is he- a young guy? Just curious-
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No he is 34 and doesn't put up with bullshit like that!!
 
kronk said:


Yikes now thats a hangover. I drank about half a bottle of Vanilla Stoly's...WOO HOO...no hangover. The trick it to take a couple of Chitosan before you go to bed. They dont really work as a fat trapper, but they really get all the crap from the booze and dont let it in your system!
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I think I'll stick with my kind bud :-)
 
FreakMonster said:


I think I'll stick with my kind bud :-)
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Dont have to tell me that twice bro....I rarely drink, but when I do, I never get hangovers with this trick. Hits of kind are much better!:D
 
NicolePap said:
kronk--


good tip - Ill have to try that--

I have been drinking mostly Capt Morgan lately-- but this weekend I was drinking some serious Margaritas.. mmmmm


34?? How old was she? I can see why he'd flip!
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Nicole,

Yea, it REALLY works. We take it on vacation with us every year. We just buy the Optibolic GNC brand. If you take it in the middle of drinking or after, you WILL NEVER get sick or have a hangover.

Kronkette was so wasted in Mexico this year...I gave her two pills and in less than 1 hour, she was almost sober. It really works!
 
NicolePap said:
kronk--


good tip - Ill have to try that--

I have been drinking mostly Capt Morgan lately-- but this weekend I was drinking some serious Margaritas.. mmmmm


34?? How old was she? I can see why he'd flip!
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She's 24 with nice boobies
 
kronk said:


Dont have to tell me that twice bro....I rarely drink, but when I do, I never get hangovers with this trick. Hits of kind are much better!:D
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Plus when your high sex is great. It makes me concentrate more on the task on hand!! And it makes me cum harder.
 
kronk said:


Nicole,

Yea, it REALLY works. We take it on vacation with us every year. We just buy the Optibolic GNC brand. If you take it in the middle of drinking or after, you WILL NEVER get sick or have a hangover.

Kronkette was so wasted in Mexico this year...I gave her two pills and in less than 1 hour, she was almost sober. It really works!
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What's this stuff that your talking about? And when are you supposed to take it. Before or after drinking?
 
FreakMonster said:


What's this stuff that your talking about? And when are you supposed to take it. Before or after drinking?
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Chitosan fiber. They say it is a "fat trapper" and traps all the fat that you eat. The studies show it really doesnt work all that well for fat trapping. However, it has been used for decades at water treatment plants. They lat it down on the water and it absorbs like 7 times its weight in "crap" or whatever is in the water then they skim it off.

I came up with the idea to try it when drinking. I drink very rarely as I prefer to smoke kind :-) however, when I did drink I got all bloated and sick and always had a hang over.

I tried Chitosan and it works! It takes all the impurity out of the booze and its AWESOME!

I get it a GNC under the GNC brand Optibolic. Use it when I drink and never get sick or hung over again! WOO HOO

Now back to the weed thing. You are so right about having sex after getting high. Personally, I love to "go down" on a girl like this, I will eat and eat and eat for at least an hour and nasty too! tossing salad and going all crazy...seems like 5 mins to me but its always over an hour....damn "time warps" you get with the "kind" HAHAHAHAHA
 
NicolePap said:
Thats fair!!


Not a bad deal--- girls are fun and when you can have 2-- its even more fun!---
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Lets see - - - two girls vs 1 girl...hmmmmm YEP think I will go with the two! Much more fun and even MORE fun to watch! Then again, throw a guy into the mix (NOT FOR ME!) and it gets even better. Never tried....but will soon! WOO HOO
 
kronk said:


Chitosan fiber. They say it is a "fat trapper" and traps all the fat that you eat. The studies show it really doesnt work all that well for fat trapping. However, it has been used for decades at water treatment plants. They lat it down on the water and it absorbs like 7 times its weight in "crap" or whatever is in the water then they skim it off.

I came up with the idea to try it when drinking. I drink very rarely as I prefer to smoke kind :-) however, when I did drink I got all bloated and sick and always had a hang over.

I tried Chitosan and it works! It takes all the impurity out of the booze and its AWESOME!

I get it a GNC under the GNC brand Optibolic. Use it when I drink and never get sick or hung over again! WOO HOO

Now back to the weed thing. You are so right about having sex after getting high. Personally, I love to "go down" on a girl like this, I will eat and eat and eat for at least an hour and nasty too! tossing salad and going all crazy...seems like 5 mins to me but its always over an hour....damn "time warps" you get with the "kind" HAHAHAHAHA
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I seem to get lost sometimes with the kind bud!!
 
NicolePap said:
"Now back to the weed thing. You are so right about having sex after getting high. Personally, I love to "go down" on a girl like this, I will eat and eat and eat for at least an hour and nasty too! tossing salad and going all crazy...seems like 5 mins to me but its always over an hour....damn "time warps" you get with the "kind" HAHAHAHAHA"

Does kronkette try to keep you stoned all the time?? I would!!!
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ROTFLMAO! So true. She will be like "honey, go smoke a bowl...you look stressed" then the next thing I know, I am inbetween her legs!! Its a WIN WIN thing..ya know!!
 
NicolePap said:
Thats what I thought!! Shes a smart woman!!
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YEA..smart and a horney nypho! Glad I can keep up with her! Of course, I can always use help! HEHEHEHE:p
 
NicolePap said:
Shes beautiful!!!!


Nice!!
Have you had a threesome with her yet-- or is she more the type to go to clubs and make out with random girls??? I was kissing girls well before I ever messed around with one...
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She has a beautiful pussy too!!

Yes we've had one 3some.

And she likes to get down, dirty, and nasty with other chicks!!

She is possibly setting up a 3 some for this weekend. WOO HOO
 
FreakMonster said:


She has a beautiful pussy too!!

Yes we've had one 3some.

And she likes to get down, dirty, and nasty with other chicks!!

She is possibly setting up a 3 some for this weekend. WOO HOO
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All I got to say is "isnt it nice to have a woman like that". Being married to one is even better!

Hope you have a GREAT weekend...awesome!
 
kronk said:


All I got to say is "isnt it nice to have a woman like that". Being married to one is even better!

Hope you have a GREAT weekend...awesome!
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It's mighty fantastic. She's very agressive when persueing chics too.

I LOVE IT!!!
 
NicolePap said:
Kronk-- me and gettingdiesel maybe the next 2 flying out to the rocky mountians!! lol!!!


Freak-- shes a good girl!!! Keep her.
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Yes and she is very faithful as far as not sleeping or talking to other guys.

So would you toss her salad? Hehe
 
NicolePap said:
Of corse I would--


We hit the 500 Mark!! Half way there--

We may have to kick it into high gear tomorrow... that other thread has got us...

Kronk may have to recruit his wife to play with us..
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*Grins*
 
NicolePap said:
Of corse I would--


We hit the 500 Mark!! Half way there--

We may have to kick it into high gear tomorrow... that other thread has got us...

Kronk may have to recruit his wife to play with us..
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im gonna drop it down to third gear so we can accelarate quicker..come on we need to beat the other thread!
 
NicolePap said:
So Freak whats your fave drink of all time? When you are going out to get blasted-- what do you drink?
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For a quick and easy buzz I go for Long Island Ice Tea's!

But I'm a Absolut/Cranberry guy!!
 
pauly said:
i had lots of gas today
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LMAO!! Get that cleared out by January...or buy some charcole tabs....HAHAHAHAHAH ROTFLMAO!!

BUMP - - - Lets get to the 1000! FIRST!
 
JustinM said:
hrmmmmmm walk to talk about..ah to hell with it this thread sucks..

bump
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i fucked that post up but by correcting it as another post insteac of editing it i will use up 1 more on our road to 1000..its walk=what....but i dont really think it matter

bump again
 
saint808 said:
i'm betting pictures of kronkette would get this to a 1000 easy... :)
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your too sweet....but thats a good idea...hahahaha....since we are not between the sheets...can I post dirty pics here? hhhmmmmmm
 
kronkette said:


your too sweet....but thats a good idea...hahahaha....since we are not between the sheets...can I post dirty pics here? hhhmmmmmm
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they don't have to be dirty... you are pretty hot with clothes on too :)
 
I will see what I can do. Got some that I posted before I could prob put up here.

But till tomorrow, you gotta wait. WHo cares...let get this sucker up to 1000!!!!
 
man where is the night crew? i am kinda disappointed. maybe i should start posting nude pictures to get people to post.
 
since no one is reading his, i'm going to keep posting here so i keep getting more posts on my countermeter thingy.
 
bourbon is the worst... especially when chugged. It refused to mix with the others. Just sat in my stomach all night in its evil little way.
FEAR BOURBON!!!
 
NicolePap said:
bump for the kronks!!


Pics girl!! post some!
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Weird...I tried to post pics...but it said that I cant cause I already posted them before under my old threads on the pics of women page....I had ALL of those posts pulled down.....apparently they are still somewhere when the mods can access or something...cause it had a link for it then would let me access it...and I am PLAT. WTF!
 
kronkette said:


Weird...I tried to post pics...!
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Send 'em to me....;)
I'll post them... I promise.
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BUMP

Lets dont let the thread go away....keep it going. I might just sit here and post a bunch of nonsense later to get my post count up. I want my avatar! HA
 
BUMP

So not much going on around here. Just working, well I guess not really working cause Im on EF
 
For the third time since Kronkette's boob job, we were able to have real sex last night. Still have to be very careful and that makes it hard to do. I cant bounce her around at all, so it has to be real slow and I cant really move her
 
Thank GOD for oral sex. At least we can still have sex everyday, and my god I love to go down on women...man thats good!
 
Damn. The software business is going to shit right now. Business is so damn slow, I dont know what to do. I am in the process of getting certified through ISSA and I hope to do something with that. Kronkette is as well and she is already a CMT
 
NicolePap said:
kronk !

Your a good boy--

My hunny ate my pussy all night last night-- and I do mean all night- I havent hardly slept at all!! Im beat and I have to work till 5 and I have 2 aerobics classes after work!!
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Hey there, thought I was going to be in here "post masturbating" HAHA. Glad that you dropped in. Lucky fucker your man....I would love to share a piece of that pie!:p

Damn, sucks that you got two classes after work. Your going to be dead tonight!
 
NicolePap said:
So kronk how do the boobies look??? Are they still swollen?
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Her boobs are starting to look real good. Stiches are out and she isnt going to scar at all. They have dropped and are still a little swollen. She also is still bruised. However, the bruises move around its weird!

They look SOOOOOO good, and it sucks cause I cant do anything with them!:bawling:
 
NicolePap said:
I work for a Software company-- Office Manager--

We just had a small lay off.. but its the 3rd one this year-- we closed our international offices and everything!!
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Really? How cool is that. Yea, I have been in software now for about 6 years. I am in executive sales. It was real nice for a few years, kinda like that movie "boiler room" ya know...now, sheez who knows?
 
NicolePap said:
did she get the incision around the nipple?? and what size?
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Yea, went arond, but this guy just did a A+ job. SHe is a real firm d-cup now. They are not Porno big, and they look AWESOME!
 
Damn, I wish I could post pics. I guess I need to buck up and go plat. Kronkette is plat and she is having probs posting her pics...weird.
 
NicolePap said:


Company moral was down for a bit-- but last weeks sales were the biggest in 8 months.. so things are picking up a bit..
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Yea, I am in the field and keep moral up for me is a bitch. I dont ever see anyone! I was working with UML tools, then with RM tools, now im doing SCM and CM stuff. Went through 3 lay offs in 1 year, damn sucks!!!
 
NicolePap said:
That stinks about kronkette not being able to post-- I wonde rif she emails them to someone else whos Plat- if they could do it..

We can use her to draw posts...lol
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She can post new pics, just not any of the old ones and right now she doesnt want to take any new ones. She deleted all the old posts off the Plat board, but it still says she has already posted them and will not let her re-post
 
I need a hit of kind bud and a pussy and I will be set. Man I could go for some of that right about now...going down that is.
 
Im just gonna keep posting and posting here for a while. Maybe I can help get the count up...plus I want my avatar!
 
NicolePap said:
Oh no!! Bummer about all the pics!!


Shed get this thread to 1000 in no time flat.. even with some of the cleaner ones...
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Let me see what I can do real quick....I will try and re-name a pic..log in as her..and post it. brb
 
NicolePap said:
hey toga!

Whats happenin? hows you iron levels? feeling betteR?
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Not much..I am back to teaching tommorrow!! :)

I was going crazy...iron still low so they gave me an injection!
Ouch!!


How about you....?
 
HAHA

Cool it WORKED. I will let her know when she gets back. She will be happy. How crazy can pics be that she posts here? I dont know how many porn type ones she will want to post. She has calmed that down..if so they will be ones that she has already posted.
 
FreakMonster said:
PLEASE POST A PIC OF YOUR ASS AND I WILL GIVE YOU KARMA!!
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Cool, you gonna give ME Karma for posting a pick of my ass! LMAO!! ROTFLMAO!

J/K I will tell her that you guys want that and get her to post something for you!
 
NicolePap said:
LOL! 500 I think for your avatar.. post away
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Well, I dont want to post anymore pics..without asking her first. I will see what I can do.

Yep, gotta get to 500..and at the same time, I can get this one to 1000
 
NicolePap said:
Are you putting you wife on your avatar?
Or maybe something kinky of the 2 of you?
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It will either be of me...or of us together doing something nasty!
 
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