1000 post thread?

[FreakMonster]

LOL!!

Hey boys!!


Whats going on this fine afternoon?


Everyone have a good weekend?

We know you had a good weekend!! I'm jealous!!!

 

[FreakMonster]

Didnt you have a good one freak?

Sunday night I blew my guy at Haceinda (a mexican restarant) at the table-- but when I was trying to get out from underneath I nearly knocked over the table- and almost spilled the margaritas... that would have been a nightmare!

Hehe that's funny!!

No my weekend fucking sucked!! My football team lost the most important football game in history.

Caught my best buds GF stripping at some cheezy strip club!!

I got no fucking sex!!

Care to cheer me up a bit!!!

 

[FreakMonster]

Im not much of a therapist-- but Id sure like to help--

any suggestions???


What do you need today baby, to make you feel better?

hmmmmmmm

Let me think!!!!

Maybe a tossed salad might help!!!

Did you have anything good in mind?

 

[FreakMonster]

Freak-- wow a salad tossing will cheer you up??

You are so easy-- I thought you said you had a bad weekend?

I certainly thought you'd need minimum- hot tub- blow job and anal sex---


Tell me more about your friends girl whos a stripper? Howd she look?

But of course that would cheer me up!!

Well supposedly it was her second day and she looked great!!
I had no clue she worked there.

When she saw me she freaked out and started to cry and then ran in the back room to change an leave.

I proceeded to call the boyfriend to tell him his girl has decided to pick up stripping as a hobby. Boy lemme tell ya he was fucking DEVASTATED!!! He said it's the worst he's ever felt in his life.

Anyways he raced up to the strip club to catch her before she left and he basically ripped her a new asshole in the parking lot for 2 hours. Poor girl was so embarressed that she got busted. LOL

 

[JustinM]

looks liek the i nede help with my computer thread is going to get to 1000 first..uh oh..come on guys!!

bump

 

[TN MuscleBear]

OK...this thing is slowing down...so I'm going to post one more.

I went to a wedding last weekend and drank too many shots of Beam...now I feel like bloody hell....

Thank you for sharing.

 

[kronk]

Ouch!!

Shots of Beam--

Was this Saturday? And your still hung over?

Yikes now thats a hangover. I drank about half a bottle of Vanilla Stoly's...WOO HOO...no hangover. The trick it to take a couple of Chitosan before you go to bed. They dont really work as a fat trapper, but they really get all the crap from the booze and dont let it in your system!

 

[FreakMonster]

Wow-- That poor guy--

I think stripping is fine but you have to keep that stuff on the up and up when your in a realationship-

How old is he- a young guy? Just curious-

No he is 34 and doesn't put up with bullshit like that!!

 

[FreakMonster]

Yikes now thats a hangover. I drank about half a bottle of Vanilla Stoly's...WOO HOO...no hangover. The trick it to take a couple of Chitosan before you go to bed. They dont really work as a fat trapper, but they really get all the crap from the booze and dont let it in your system!

I think I'll stick with my kind bud

 

[kronk]

I think I'll stick with my kind bud

Dont have to tell me that twice bro....I rarely drink, but when I do, I never get hangovers with this trick. Hits of kind are much better!