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NicolePap said:
OH SHIT!! That was funny as hell! Damn near dropped my pipe..I mean diet coke with lemon!
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OH SHIT!! That was funny as hell! Damn near dropped my pipe..I mean diet coke with lemon!
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NicolePap said:
Right back at you, with a lick, nibble and some salad tossing!
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kronk said:
CLASSIC! LOL
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NicolePap said:
Of course I do..now the real question as I have put to the EF crew is this... If The vegetable wash "FIT" makes vegetables so clean they squeek...if applied prior to tossing salad...would the rim squeek when you rub your finger around it?
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Only if you are in the woods!
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captaintude
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BEEEEE...UUUMMMPPP
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What is this thread doing way down there! Up to the top I say!
I can die a happy man! LOL
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I can die a happy man! LOL
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BUMP
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late night crew better start taking over thisthread, i'm about to go and we can't let this fail!! we are almost there.
i'm going to post a link to a picture of me and see if anyone is paying attention... i am the one on the far left with a black cardigan on and a gray tank top.
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/gstroop1...17/lst?&.dir=/Our+Photo+Album&.src=ph&.view=t
i'm going to post a link to a picture of me and see if anyone is paying attention... i am the one on the far left with a black cardigan on and a gray tank top.
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/gstroop1...17/lst?&.dir=/Our+Photo+Album&.src=ph&.view=t
O'Stanozol
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I dissagree!!!
ConstantChange
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so who are all those pimps and players in that pic?
captaintude
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Mens rules for women....
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.
2. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
3. Don't make him hold your purse in the mall.
4. Shopping is not fascinating.
5. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking.
6. Unless the answer is yes.
7. In which case, can he videotape it?
8. If you REALLY want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking assholes.
9. The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
10. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny.
11. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada.
12. Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (i.e. Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc.) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
13. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
14. He heard you the first time.
15. You know, YOU can ask HIM out too... Let's spread the rejection around a little.
16. If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
17. Of COURSE he wants another beer.
18. The guy doesn't ALWAYS have to sleep on the wet spot.
19. Dogs good. Cats bad.
20. Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny.
21. If he has to sit through "Legends of the Fall", you have to sit through "Showgirls".
22. "Fine." is not an acceptable way to end an argument.
23. Do not question a man's innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
24. He was not looking at that other girl.
25. Well, okay... maybe a little.
26. Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked at another guy...
27. There is nothing inherently wrong with the word "pussy".
28. He is the funniest, strongest, best-looking, most successful man you have ever met.
29. And all your friends think so too. Especially the cute ones.
31. Your (select appropriate item
butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
32. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will NEVER fake an orgasm.
33. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him.
34. Remember: that Nair bottle looks an awful lot like shampoo if left in the shower.
35. Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
36. Dirty laundry comes in several categories: Looks fine/smells fine, Looks fine/smells bad, Looks dirty/smells fine. Unless you intend to wash it, do not try to disrupt piles organized in this manner.
37. Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt / Antonio Banderas / Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you're with.
38. Of course size matters, and boy does he have the granddaddy of them all.
39. His (fill in appropriate selections bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute.
40. Don't hog the covers.
41. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until the half-time show to act upon that...
42. He does not just want to be friends.
43. A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence: "You know, why don't we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?"
alright, alright, so I was bored...and too tired to go looking for any good jokes...so you get old shit....
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.
2. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
3. Don't make him hold your purse in the mall.
4. Shopping is not fascinating.
5. When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking.
6. Unless the answer is yes.
7. In which case, can he videotape it?
8. If you REALLY want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking assholes.
9. The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
10. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room is not funny.
11. Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada.
12. Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (i.e. Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc.) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
13. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
14. He heard you the first time.
15. You know, YOU can ask HIM out too... Let's spread the rejection around a little.
16. If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
17. Of COURSE he wants another beer.
18. The guy doesn't ALWAYS have to sleep on the wet spot.
19. Dogs good. Cats bad.
20. Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny.
21. If he has to sit through "Legends of the Fall", you have to sit through "Showgirls".
22. "Fine." is not an acceptable way to end an argument.
23. Do not question a man's innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
24. He was not looking at that other girl.
25. Well, okay... maybe a little.
26. Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked at another guy...
27. There is nothing inherently wrong with the word "pussy".
28. He is the funniest, strongest, best-looking, most successful man you have ever met.
29. And all your friends think so too. Especially the cute ones.
31. Your (select appropriate item
butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking. 32. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will NEVER fake an orgasm.
33. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him.
34. Remember: that Nair bottle looks an awful lot like shampoo if left in the shower.
35. Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
36. Dirty laundry comes in several categories: Looks fine/smells fine, Looks fine/smells bad, Looks dirty/smells fine. Unless you intend to wash it, do not try to disrupt piles organized in this manner.
37. Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt / Antonio Banderas / Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you're with.
38. Of course size matters, and boy does he have the granddaddy of them all.
39. His (fill in appropriate selections
bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute. 40. Don't hog the covers.
41. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until the half-time show to act upon that...
42. He does not just want to be friends.
43. A successful date always starts with the woman uttering the sentence: "You know, why don't we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?"
alright, alright, so I was bored...and too tired to go looking for any good jokes...so you get old shit....
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FreakMonster
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Good AM how are you?
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NicolePap said:
I HATE ALL THIS DRAMA!!
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NicolePap said:
DAMN YOU!!!
Just what I wanted to see!! LOL
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NicolePap said:
ahhhhh....ghetto booty!....YUMMY!
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NicolePap said:
hahaha! yep...about all I can still do is have him go down and also toss! still in some pain and cant get the boobies jiggled....try having hot sex and not moving your upper body! it sucks! but as usual........YUMMY!!! I could have my kitty licked ALL day and night!!!! that and some salad tossing does me just right!!!
I gotta break out of here and go to the gym...i will chat at you later!
kronkette said:
hahaha! yep...about all I can still do is have him go down and also toss! still in some pain and cant get the boobies jiggled....try having hot sex and not moving your upper body! it sucks! but as usual........YUMMY!!! I could have my kitty licked ALL day and night!!!! that and some salad tossing does me just right!!!
I gotta break out of here and go to the gym...i will chat at you later!
what does kitty licked all night long mean? I'm only 13 and i don;t get these sexual connotations of cunnilingus... oh wait... guess i do... nevermind... but hey... one more post on our way to 2000
MuSuLPhReAk
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Deca...did they seize my Deca??? 
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Holy shit! I leave for a day and Nicole and SAint are hooking up! HAHAHA...sweet! Funny stuff you crazy peeps!
SO wazzzzzzup everyone! SHit, I dont think this damn post is ever going to get to 1000, and now, it wont be the first. Guess its a good spot to hang though. I like the company in here better!
SO wazzzzzzup everyone! SHit, I dont think this damn post is ever going to get to 1000, and now, it wont be the first. Guess its a good spot to hang though. I like the company in here better!
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NicolePap said:
Whats up with that Saint? You should be working over here..HAHAHA.. j/k
So my horney little software girl, do I need to fly out there and start the morning with some salad tossing? I got a real nice dressing that you can put on it...its low cal, low carb and tastes like pineapple!
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NicolePap said:
Get her drunk saint....
LMAO!
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NicolePap said:
Glad you liked the FIT post, I thought it was funny!
High protien dressing is good stuff girl! I will be more than happy to provide. However, seeing that you know how to trick me into major cool oral sex, I bet I would spend a lot of time licking that hot wet pussy of yours. I would meet you and you would be like "Kronk, why dont you toke on a bowl first" then the next thing you know, I have been eating you and your salad for about 60-70 mins and you cum 10 times! LMAO!
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NicolePap said:
LOL - I bet you would. I think that I would like to spend some time, licking those abs too! Maybe rubbing you down with some sweet almond oil and grinding on you a bit. Then take a few shots of booze, but IM TALKING BODY SHOTS! WOO HOO....get some Capt Morgans and drip it down your hot tight abs while I lick it all off you! Now thats a shot!
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NicolePap said:
How dare you knock on yourself like that. Your ghetto booty pic is hot, that ass is kicking!! Damn nice! YUMMY!!!!!
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Here is a useless post to bump the thread number abd my own. I need to get to 250 today
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NicolePap said:
Not kind, just truthful! I cant help it if I want to stick my tounge in your ass
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NicolePap said:
Damn...thats like over 40 posts in the next two hours or so...thats possible. I will try to help, cept I gotta go eat some protien (ISOPURE) HAHA, not the other kind!
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NicolePap said:
Good...had a mango one. I love that stuff. Every three hours!
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Nic - - looks like you offline. I will cum back later
FreakMonster
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NicolePap said:
Oh ok!!
LOL!!
I sent you a PM too..
you realize I expect a pic in return right! Any pic- doesnt have to be a booty shot..
I guess I gotta send mine too. I forget last night but I will.
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NicolePap said:
*kronk enters room* *takes huge hit* *sticks tounge in Nicoles ass, while inserting vib into pussy and rubbing clit*
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NicolePap said:
I just PM'd You
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NicolePap said:
Banana and cream kicks ass too, pretty much all the tropical ISOPURE rules, I love this protien!
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NicolePap said:
ditto on the lust thing. I will email you her addy right now, I want to see the pic too
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NicolePap said:
WOO HOO, I will have to go check her email right away, brb....
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Hi everyone! How are all of you tonight?
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What up Bass, you chilling? Hope things are cool with ya!
Nicole, I didnt get the pics yet, but I got to make a quick run to GNC, and then go and tan. I will be back soon. If you are not on, I will chat at you later.
See ya later sugar or should I say sweet as sugar. YUM!
Nicole, I didnt get the pics yet, but I got to make a quick run to GNC, and then go and tan. I will be back soon. If you are not on, I will chat at you later.
See ya later sugar or should I say sweet as sugar. YUM!
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NicolePap said:
Kick ass at the gym sweetie! Have a blast! Sweat real hard for me, then take a shower and have some fun dreaming! I will be there!
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Took off early and snuck in 18 holes with my boss! I had a beautiful drive today... 350yards as far as we could tell!
So I say I am having a great day!
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So I say I am having a great day!
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BTW is anyone else having trouble giving out karma. One shot and I'm out! What the hell is up with that!
I see that Momma is having a similar problem
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I see that Momma is having a similar problem
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Yes it doesJustinM said:
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We need 6 more posts to make it to 900. Nicole wanted that, so I will deliver. They will be posts that are worthless, but they will get us to 900!
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Cool, I think when I get to 250 posts, I will get a little star under my name too!
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I am a snowboarder, anyone else here ride?
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I ride Burton boards and only wear there gear. Cool stuff, boards are sweet. Personally, I love just carving it up in fresh powder. Then again, nothing quite as sweet as hitting a back bowl! WOO HOO
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Few more posts and we will have 900!
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All I want for x-mas is a shitload of gear!
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Well, gear, and of course some foursome action. Damn I cant wait to get a piece of that!
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FINALLY - - POST 250 for Kronk!
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Well Nicole, I got us over 900 to 905 or so. Time for me to get out of here and go eat some freshly showered kronkette. Have a great night!
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Austin316 said:I want gear too, specifically some eq/winny/fina/test/clen
No shit! Also, the gear needs to be american made and human grade, none of that mexican shit. I am TKO on ttokkyo!
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manny78 said:
I know...I know.....of course they make it for humans....I was just bitching! LOL
. They make good shit, as a matter of fact, thats all I have ever used. I even have a Bboddy by Ttokkyo shirt. I dont wear anywhere but the house, but its cool!
kronk said:
I know...I know.....of course they make it for humans....I was just bitching! LOL
fuck I've been looking for such a shirt. I think I will just print a photo and make my own......
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manny78 said:
fuck I've been looking for such a shirt. I think I will just print a photo and make my own......
Do a search right here on EF. One of the mods is selling some cool ones. There are some other avail for like $15. DO the search under Ttokkyo Shirts and you will get a whole page of places to buy them.
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