i love my pets, but jesus are they gross.

[stilleto]

i had to clean out the litter box tonight. I really should have done it this morning, but I have this kind that doesn't smell, and it's in a remote part of the house so I forgot.

I go to clean it out and one of my cats must have eaten something that didn't agree with them. it was gross. like, i gagged. then dry heaved, then

nevermind. Talking about it now is making me gag.

anyway, i finish up and i'm sweating and gagging and running outside for fresh air while I bring my dogs outside.
afterwards, I bring the dogs upstairs and start to get ready for bed, when my maltese is running around like a lunatic.
Aww, so cute, my crazy little puppy.

Then he squats down and takes a shit.

so then i had to clean that up (easy), but now it doesn't smell good and I feel sick. Luckily, all the windows in my room and bathroom are wide open, so the smell should go away soon.

 

[Smurfy]

lol nasty

 

[Smurfy]

wait, is this a poop thread?

 

[stilleto]

wait, is this a poop thread?

no.
(don't ban me)


re-reading my post made me gag.

 

[Mr. dB]

Try cleaning up a chewed up and partially digested rat after the cat pukes it all back up.

 

[bigtravis]

wait, is this a poop thread?

YES IT IS GET ER! MOD WRESTLING EVERYONE! I mean mud wrestling.

 

[stilleto]

Try cleaning up a chewed up and partially digested rat after the cat pukes it all back up.

*barf*
2 of my cats are indoor cats. The most hunting they do is spiders and gnats.

 

[binö]

*barf*
2 of my cats are indoor cats. The most hunting they do is spiders and gnats.

 

[timtim]

we built a small attachement to the house for the cat litter boxes. we have 3 cats. the attachment has a window with a grate in front of it. i dont know how but these fuckers get mice all the time and when i go to feed them there are dead carcasses and blood all over. sick bastards.

 

[BlueBird]

...and because it is, I've always wanted to tell this story.


As kids, we would take badminton rackets and fling the dog's poop from the yard onto the side of the house. It was a mosaic of fudgey crayons. My mom was not pleased.