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alright, so here's the deal.
if told you previously about my lazy roommate. who is back to his old never doing the dishes habits. lol.
i'm not trying to complain, but i'm in a sticky situation here.
so bear makes fun of the lazy roommate all the time. mainly because he is a pathological liar and tells us he knows celebrities and hangs out with O.J. Mayo and other athletes. said he started for one of the top D1 football schools in ohio, but he has no muscle whatsoever. so crazy roommate added a dude from his high school and the dude told him T never played football.
so you get the idea, dude lies to make himself look cool. so bear and myself and the crazy dude, E, constantly mock the lazy one. but we ONLY do it because he sits in his room with his door locked 12 hours a day, everyday. he's been doing this for six months. lol.
So his sister came down a few weeks ago. he wasn't trying to let her drink because she is 17. And bears creepy 21 year old roommate begged her to come over at like 3am.
Bear E and myself were dressed up as the new haircut guys and drinking heineken as a joke. we get there. playing kings, shes totally gunning for me.
so i make her dance with crazy E and it's hilarious. he starts freebasing minced garlic and copenhagen and going crazy. T's sister goes in bed with the creepy dude when shes wasted and we made fun of T for 12 hours and continued drinking. lol
next week she shows up again with this dude who's a tool.
dude says, "wtf is this shit" and looks at my protein. then says "keystone, that stuff sucks". and hes sixteen. lol.
i couldn't help but make fun of the kid.
they leave. i'm cooking. they come back without her brother. they close and lock the door, fuck in the bed, shes screaming so i blast techno music. they leave
me and E go somewhere and drink. come back, eat salmon, drink more. T comes back and finds out i fucked up his whole facebook since his sister left his door open.
i turned it gay and made him become a fan of tampons, oprah, ellen degeneres and joined a bunch of messed up groups like gay pianists, midget tranny clown lovers, ect.
then his sister comes back and he wont let her drink. he goes in his room and locks the door like usual and wont even play pong. his sister chills with us. i make her and mix drink since she kept asking for one. she was giving me the eyes the whole fucking time. on her third mixed drink which i didnt even make heavy she threw up (which was sick).
the whole time she is telling us how T says were horrible roommates, and how we always make fun of him for never leaving his room, ect. i just told her i make fun of him to try and get him out of his room. that shit ain't normal. he doesn't lift or do much at all.
quick side story. i bought some makeup online that was free to get 600 mafia points and put it in my creepy roommates name. it came by april fools and he couldnt find out how the fuck he got makeup. she put it on him and he was acting all creepy talking about the devil and shit. some weird shit.... lol.
back to story, anyways i made some red meat before bed and T came out and told me, "you better not fuck my sister, or else".
she kept saying she wanted to sleep with me and calling my name before she passed out. T was super pissed. i did not really care.
so what should a man do? should i hit it? kind of scared since shes not 18. i have bad luck sometimes and i could see the roommate trying to pull some shit. i turn 20 the 24th.
also had to throw this in there. roommate owed me 100 bucks for 2 months until he just subtracted it from a bill. when the electric bill comes he tries to make us pay him on the first day. says he needs the money for cigarettes and gas since hes broke.
should i let it ride or throw my cards away?
if told you previously about my lazy roommate. who is back to his old never doing the dishes habits. lol.
i'm not trying to complain, but i'm in a sticky situation here.
so bear makes fun of the lazy roommate all the time. mainly because he is a pathological liar and tells us he knows celebrities and hangs out with O.J. Mayo and other athletes. said he started for one of the top D1 football schools in ohio, but he has no muscle whatsoever. so crazy roommate added a dude from his high school and the dude told him T never played football.
so you get the idea, dude lies to make himself look cool. so bear and myself and the crazy dude, E, constantly mock the lazy one. but we ONLY do it because he sits in his room with his door locked 12 hours a day, everyday. he's been doing this for six months. lol.
So his sister came down a few weeks ago. he wasn't trying to let her drink because she is 17. And bears creepy 21 year old roommate begged her to come over at like 3am.
Bear E and myself were dressed up as the new haircut guys and drinking heineken as a joke. we get there. playing kings, shes totally gunning for me.
so i make her dance with crazy E and it's hilarious. he starts freebasing minced garlic and copenhagen and going crazy. T's sister goes in bed with the creepy dude when shes wasted and we made fun of T for 12 hours and continued drinking. lol
next week she shows up again with this dude who's a tool.
dude says, "wtf is this shit" and looks at my protein. then says "keystone, that stuff sucks". and hes sixteen. lol.
i couldn't help but make fun of the kid.
they leave. i'm cooking. they come back without her brother. they close and lock the door, fuck in the bed, shes screaming so i blast techno music. they leave
me and E go somewhere and drink. come back, eat salmon, drink more. T comes back and finds out i fucked up his whole facebook since his sister left his door open.
i turned it gay and made him become a fan of tampons, oprah, ellen degeneres and joined a bunch of messed up groups like gay pianists, midget tranny clown lovers, ect.
then his sister comes back and he wont let her drink. he goes in his room and locks the door like usual and wont even play pong. his sister chills with us. i make her and mix drink since she kept asking for one. she was giving me the eyes the whole fucking time. on her third mixed drink which i didnt even make heavy she threw up (which was sick).
the whole time she is telling us how T says were horrible roommates, and how we always make fun of him for never leaving his room, ect. i just told her i make fun of him to try and get him out of his room. that shit ain't normal. he doesn't lift or do much at all.
quick side story. i bought some makeup online that was free to get 600 mafia points and put it in my creepy roommates name. it came by april fools and he couldnt find out how the fuck he got makeup. she put it on him and he was acting all creepy talking about the devil and shit. some weird shit.... lol.
back to story, anyways i made some red meat before bed and T came out and told me, "you better not fuck my sister, or else".
she kept saying she wanted to sleep with me and calling my name before she passed out. T was super pissed. i did not really care.
so what should a man do? should i hit it? kind of scared since shes not 18. i have bad luck sometimes and i could see the roommate trying to pull some shit. i turn 20 the 24th.
also had to throw this in there. roommate owed me 100 bucks for 2 months until he just subtracted it from a bill. when the electric bill comes he tries to make us pay him on the first day. says he needs the money for cigarettes and gas since hes broke.
should i let it ride or throw my cards away?
