don't do it, dood!
even though your wife asked you to do it...if you DO she will eventually hold it against you.
this is called "feminine logic"
I actually agree with everything in this post except for the feminine logic part, per se
Strongbow, she may be very proud of you, and she may really want to show you off to her girlfriends, but IMHO, if you do it, sooner or later I guarantee you will have a conversation with your wife that goes a little something like this:
Her: "So what did that look between you and _____ (insert random chick's name) mean?"
You: "Huh?"
Her: When you were getting down to your g'string you looked right at ____, I saw you.
You: "What? What look?"
Her: "And it seems like you spent an awful lot of time around her ..."
You: "Huh?"
Her: "You know she broke up with her boyfriend last month."
You: "What? What's that got to do with me?"
Her: "Wasn't she the one you said you thought was cool that time after the party two years ago?"
Unless you haven't noticed, at this point in the conversation you have officially reached the center of the mine field and guess what, you don't have a metal detector.
So whatever your decision, I wish you all the best
