Doofus, I still live with a girl I broke up with in 2005. This shit is tired. I'm looking at a nice place that's only $1,400.
Same in L.A. No way you get out for less than 30% unless you live in South Central or East L.A.
Besides, I gots to have reserved parking. Fuck that trying to remember where you parked your car last night and hoping it's still there. In this place I can get my own locked garage for $150.
dood, why do you still live with her if you split 3 years ago