so, am I dysmorphic?

[nangiggles]

I am less than 5 hours from Montreal and I get there several times a year.

Also, I'm 47, plenty experienced, and at the upper end of "big" (just before huge).

Blueta is a girl with no penis so I think she's not ur type

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[zwhit]

that's rude

 

[nangiggles]

that's rude

Nobody asked your fucking opinion, cuz nobody cares

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[zwhit]

wow

 

[WoodyO]

How do you know she has no penis? Maybe a penis sized clit?

 

[digimon7068]

I did that with smurf! Apparently I didnt sound mexican enought to her
I have the # of several EFers but haven't really called them, I feel like it might creep them out if I just call them out of the blue, I've only ever talked to poboy, nimbus, SD and young chrisdom, once called SB but he didn't answer

that sister-banging, beer-swilling, snuff-chewing, goat-roping, swamp-dwelling, toothless, redneck, fuck doesn't know how to operate his phone...









































...real talk.

 

[nangiggles]

that sister-banging, beer-swilling, snuff-chewing, goat-roping, swamp-dwelling, toothless, redneck, fuck doesn't know how to operate his phone...









































...real talk.

Lol, actually I think ir was a work phone and he wasn't in... I'm a luttle tipsy and debating between calling Dom, shirl or cindy

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[digimon7068]

Lol, actually I think ir was a work phone and he wasn't in... I'm a luttle tipsy and debating between calling Dom, shirl or cindy

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you're drinking already...man...i won't knock off work until at least 8 pm...then i'll probably do cardio and abs before i have a cocktail

 

[nangiggles]

you're drinking already...man...i won't knock off work until at least 8 pm...then i'll probably do cardio and abs before i have a cocktail

Well in all fairness I got up at 730am Friday morning and I haven't slept since so my sense of time is distorted, Also I was hot as Fuck and wanted a drink in the pool

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[nydj66]

Blueta is a girl with no penis so I think she's not ur type

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I could still do her in the pooper and just pretend.