Can i get married today?

[zeosim]

Congrats, I hope your wearing cowboy boots and hat. Texan style

 

[hardrock]

Good luck Robert Zemeckis.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using EliteFitness

 

[binö]

Weddings always make me cry... for the groom

every wedding i've been to i've had to be escorted out by police...and i don't even drink.

 

[binö]

and SD with a heavy heart i wish you a special wedding and i hope a masculine child will
begin to grow inwomb tonight.
but i wanted you to be single for ever, cycling around and banging sleaze
discuss

 

[smurf2]

All women remember the date and time of their last blowjob ever.

lol my husband still gets amazing blowies from me!

 

[wootoom]

Wear teh jacket bro!!! Congrats brother..to my best EF bud

 

[bigbassturd]

Congrats to my best EF bud

Wtf!

 

[-SD-]

ok wedding was sweet, mariachi band played, she was hot, im sick as fuck, its cold as fuck, murdercycle and Teh Jacket was cool as fuck, everyone was awesome.

I cant sleep since ive been so sick so figured i would check in with my robs

Robert Earl Keen

 

[the_alcatraz]

Congrats bro. Marriage is a beautiful thing but it's really tough too. I went through so much shit with my failed marriage it breaks my fucking heart. I hope you fare better than I did.

 

[ceo]

take a dose of NyQuil, Robert Duvall.

If that don't work, get some cough sizzurp with codeine from your doctor, Robert Louis Stevenson.