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WoodyO said:
If I remember correctly, she's only seen turtlenecks. She has some sort of uncanny ability to spot uncut men. at least that's the way it was explained to me.
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Correct. Lol
My statistical anomaly is going strong.

...but right now I'm with the perfect one. It's a keeperrrrr.
 
Mr. dB said:
Buncha jealous scarred amputees up in here.
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LMAO! At my birth the doctor told the nurse. "This is such a pretty baby, I don't know whether to make him male or female?"
The nurse said, "DOCTOR?" If that had happened, I'd be writing for "Vanity Fair"! lol My mom was on a local anesthetic and heard everything they said!
 
[email protected] said:
LMAO! At my birth the doctor told the nurse. "This is such a pretty baby, I don't know whether to make him male or female?"
The nurse said, "DOCTOR?" If that had happened, I'd be writing for "Vanity Fair"! lol My mom was on a local anesthetic and heard everything they said!
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shut the fuck up homo
 
[email protected] said:
LMAO! At my birth the doctor told the nurse. "This is such a pretty baby, I don't know whether to make him male or female?"
The nurse said, "DOCTOR?" If that had happened, I'd be writing for "Vanity Fair"! lol My mom was on a local anesthetic and heard everything they said!
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that's because they couldn't see your microscopic peenar, not because you were pretty
 
How in the fuck are you calling me a HOMO? You are a envious fuck! A dick in my ass???
Sucking a dick!??? Name the place! I live in Detroit,48238! Let's get real fucker!
 
[email protected] said:
How in the fuck are you calling me a HOMO? You are a envious fuck! A dick in my ass???
Sucking a dick!??? Name the place! I live in Detroit,48238! Let's get real fucker!
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Ive been putting off mopping your fucking email named ass since your name is so fucking long and useless I didnt feel like typing it in the bomb screen. But now I seem to have found the time
 
wootoom said:
How's the fam bro? My girl is full term today...could be anytime now
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Doing well man. We're at the lakehouse this weekend enjoying a little getaway and couldn't be happier. She's super healthy and sleeps all night long, almost never cries!

What'd you guys decide to name the baby?
 
bigbassturd said:
Doing well man. We're at the lakehouse this weekend enjoying a little getaway and couldn't be happier. She's super healthy and sleeps all night long, almost never cries!

What'd you guys decide to name the baby?
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We haven't picked out a name yet haha...we have a couple names but we are waiting until she comes out
 
dabuffguy said:
Your first mistake was letting your son have a girlfriend so young.


Being raised with a strict rule that dating is to wait until 16, I never did have sex as a teenager because usually by 16 you have better control over raging hormones. In fact, I'm in my mid 20's, single and still a virgin because I was raised that sex is for marriage and to wait, and I am waiting. There have have been several opportunities for me to score but I chose not to.

Tell your kid that if he's horny to spank it before hooking up with his girl.

If he was trying to talk her into it, then she probably doesn't want to and he's in the wrong for being aggressive about getting that poon, which is not love at all. Sex and love are not the same thing.
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dabuffguy said:
Yes, I ferreal.

I'm "olde fashioned" I suppose. I believe fornication is wrong, and the whole societal mindset nowdays is that "it's going to happen, so don't worry about it" which is a terrible approach.

Is it going to happen? Sure.

Should we just not care? Pfft, of course we should care.

Sex is not for teenagers. A large portion teens regret having done it. They think they are being big and grown up when they commit to a sexual relationship, and the two don't really have anything to do with eachother.
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Dad is that you
 
how would dabuffguy follow through with any online flirting lol

guess she would be in for some hot petting action
 
zeosim said:
Have you completely cock blocked your son yet v?
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Yea....about that....

So mom called me back, I just told her that he daughter seemed like a lovely girl, blah blah blah, she said my son was a very respectful young man and she was excited to finally meet her daughters boyfriend. Then I told her that I picked up my son's cell phone and discovered some disturbing texts and I'm concerned about sex. She told me that she will not be having my son over anymore, lol (fine by me) and she will discuss it with her husband. I told her that I felt that keeping them completely apart may not be possible. I felt they will try to get together, I very gently suggested birth control. She sucked her chair up her ass and kinda shut down on me. I decided that maybe now wasn't the time to go on suggesting the types I would put her on. We had a tense good bye.


oh yea.....

And my son won't really talk to me. And he wants to live with his dad.

Fun fuckin times :(
 
just...v said:
Yea....about that....

So mom called me back, I just told her that he daughter seemed like a lovely girl, blah blah blah, she said my son was a very respectful young man and she was excited to finally meet her daughters boyfriend. Then I told her that I picked up my son's cell phone and discovered some disturbing texts and I'm concerned about sex. She told me that she will not be having my son over anymore, lol (fine by me) and she will discuss it with her husband. I told her that I felt that keeping them completely apart may not be possible. I felt they will try to get together, I very gently suggested birth control. She sucked her chair up her ass and kinda shut down on me. I decided that maybe now wasn't the time to go on suggesting the types I would put her on. We had a tense good bye.


oh yea.....

And my son won't really talk to me. And he wants to live with his dad.

Fun fuckin times :(
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You did the right thing.

You need to assure your son that you love him. Not only by telling him, but by showing him. It can't seem to be an extra effort because you are "apologizing" for having cock-blocked him, as someone else put it, either. He'll read that in two seconds. You do not need to apologize for anything. Just do little things.

One thing I like to do is go to my cousin's school after he leaves for the day and put a favorite treat and a note in his locker giving him praise and encouragement, or check him out for lunch during the day.

Also, like I said before, kiss him goodnight and tell him you love him and that he is your whole world, etc. Every night.

Parents should do all this stuff anyways.

Of course your son is upset, but he knows why you did it (the real reason is to protect him) and he will eventually respect you for that and love you more when he understands your reasons and intentions. That will take a while, but in the mean time he will get over it.
 
dabuffguy said:
You did the right thing.

You need to assure your son that you love him. Not only by telling him, but by showing him. It can't seem to be an extra effort because you are "apologizing" for having cock-blocked him, as someone else put it, either. He'll read that in two seconds. You do not need to apologize for anything. Just do little things.

One thing I like to do is go to my cousin's school after he leaves for the day and put a favorite treat and a note in his locker giving him praise and encouragement, or check him out for lunch during the day.

Also, like I said before, kiss him goodnight and tell him you love him and that he is your whole world, etc. Every night.

Parents should do all this stuff anyways.

Of course your son is upset, but he knows why you did it (the real reason is to protect him) and he will eventually respect you for that and love you more when he understands your reasons and intentions. That will take a while, but in the mean time he will get over it.
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This sucks :(

I hate it when he is mad at me.
 
Lol I can't believe you actually did it, IMO I would've just talked to your son, because that definitely crossed boundaries and now he's going to go plow her bareback for 12 hours. A similar thing happened to me and I just said fuck it and moved out at 17 never looked back
 
dabuffguy said:
You did the right thing.
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I am not so sure. My son doesn't want to keep his d*ck in his pants so you need to put your daughter on birth control.

Phrased differently, my dog is in heat so you need to spay your dog, rather than me neutering mine. Yes, she should but that's not your business.
 
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Dial_tone said:
I am not so sure. My son doesn't want to keep his d*ck in his pants so you need to put your daughter on birth control.

Phrased differently, my dog is in heat so you need to spay your dog, rather than me neutering mine. Yes, she should but that's not your business.
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Yeah, easy to see why she'd get pissed. And if her dad is any kind of man at all he won't let the boy back in his sight.
 
Dial_tone said:
I am not so sure. My son doesn't want to keep his d*ck in his pants so you need to put your daughter on birth control.

Phrased differently, my dog is in heat so you need to spay your dog, rather than me neutering mine. Yes, she should but that's not your business.
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That is not how I worded it.

Women have all the power in these situations and men have no say. I am not taking responsibility from my son. I did what I could on my end, but condoms break, slip off, whatever. I talk to him about not having sex, about the possible effects on her life not just his and if he cares about her he will wait, blah blah blah. But there needs to be back up birth control.

And it is my business. If she ends up pregnant, it affects me, BOTH my sons, their retarded father, not just her and her family. I would never allow my son to walk away and not take responsibility.
 
lol @ you being surprised that basically a complete stranger gets pissed when you suggest how they should raise their kid
 
bigbassturd said:
lol @ you being surprised that basically a complete stranger gets pissed when you suggest how they should raise their kid
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I wasn't surprised, dipshit. I made and entire thread on how to bring this up. I knew that she would be pissed. I tried to be as tactful as I could.
 
just go ahead and start buying some oversized Tshirts from walmart that say 'worlds best grandma' and move on.
 
just...v said:
I wasn't surprised, dipshit. I made and entire thread on how to bring this up. I knew that she would be pissed. I tried to be as tactful as I could.
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then why are you acting surprised that everyone's pissed?

May have been better to ask her opinion first, like get her to discuss your options before jumping into the 'your hor kid needs sex meds' convo....if it was her idea she would have been less likely to go tightlipped and shit
 
bigbassturd said:
then why are you acting surprised that everyone's pissed?

May have been better to ask her opinion first, like get her to discuss your options before jumping into the 'your hor kid needs sex meds' convo....if it was her idea she would have been less likely to go tightlipped and shit
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Why do you keep thinking I'm surprised. I knew my blunt ass was gonna screw it up, but you guys only had suggestions on how to talk to my son. I asked over and over what I should say to the parents...now you're full of advice.
 
just...v said:
Why do you keep thinking I'm surprised. I knew my blunt ass was gonna screw it up, but you guys only had suggestions on how to talk to my son. I asked over and over what I should say to the parents...now you're full of advice.
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lol after half the cold hearted uncalled for shit I have posted on this site, how much of my advice could you take seriously. Be honest...
 
dabuffguy said:
There's nothing you can do but ride it out. It's painful.

If it's awkwardly silent in the car because he's ticked with you, then say something that will make him feel appreciated.
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I just told him before he got out of the care that I knew he was mad, but i really really love him.

He didn't say anything back.
 
But I have to remember that it's the hard things that are the right things sometimes. I'm not here to be his best friend or win a popularity contest, I'm here to be his mother.

That's why I don't care if I stepped on the girl's mom's toes. I have to protect my son.
 
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