I used to have a cornish rex....some asshole stole her
I even know who the asshole is and she denied it...ya know...cuz its a totally common cat...
whore
Some crazy broad down the street keeps stealing our cat, then we have to play some stupid with her to get the damn cat back. It really pisses me off.
And our cat that ate the head off the rabbit is a Bengal...
After we found the dead the rabbit by the slider I told my daughters "looks like there is not going to be an easter this year.