Any Six Sigma black belts here...

[superqt4u2nv]

Coffee nailed shit. He obviously never went through any Six Sigma training.
<~~ Not manufacturing and Six Sigma trained.

Just because Toyota And Harley used it to turn their Manufacturing around. It does not mean its only for manufacturing. Six Sigma looks at Every aspect of any business. Any.... business....
Not going to Six Sigma train y'all. Coffee prolly just youtubed it...



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It's almost as good as googling it wikipedia to see what it is how it works. It's going to give a basic idea but not the scope of what it is. I wouldn't tend to give my opinion based on a google search.

Like I said a lot of clerical procedures are done in another part of the world process maps they get but if you try to explain it to them in simple English after 30 or minutes of talking you will want to kill yourself.

 

[brownbrown]

It's almost as good as googling it wikipedia to see what it is how it works. It's going to give a basic idea but not the scope of what it is. I wouldn't tend to give my opinion based on a google search.

Like I said a lot of clerical procedures are done in another part of the world process maps they get but if you try to explain it to them in simple English after 30 or minutes of talking you will want to kill yourself.

Lol and its sad because it was invented by an American

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[redsamurai]

lmao i have to admit it took a couple ticks to realize who you were referring to. <golf clap> well done.

But he was right it's just soothing tones and marketing veneer. Everyone wants to come up with their own metrics and slap a patent on quality control measures. So i'm not arguing that "six sigma" is anything bad or stupid, it's just the ridiculous branding i'm laughing at. That belt system is just....i don't know.....it just makes me want to rub my temples and say the word "really" over and over again. I just pray to god that they don't actually hand out real belts or I am seriously pondering the end of rational civilization. I can just envision old samurain looking on with a wtf expression for what they would perceive as "doing your job".

Coffee nailed shit. He obviously never went through any Six Sigma training.
<~~ Not manufacturing and Six Sigma trained.

Just because Toyota And Harley used it to turn their Manufacturing around. It does not mean its only for manufacturing. Six Sigma looks at Every aspect of any business. Any.... business....
Not going to Six Sigma train y'all. Coffee prolly just youtubed it...



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[mrplunkey]

lmao i have to admit it took a couple ticks to realize who you were referring to. <golf clap> well done.

But he was right it's just soothing tones and marketing veneer. Everyone wants to come up with their own metrics and slap a patent on quality control measures. So i'm not arguing that "six sigma" is anything bad or stupid, it's just the ridiculous branding i'm laughing at. That belt system is just....i don't know.....it just makes me want to rub my temples and say the word "really" over and over again. I just pray to god that they don't actually hand out real belts or I am seriously pondering the end of rational civilization. I can just envision old samurain looking on with a wtf expression for what they would perceive as "doing your job".

I'd think anything that could lead to gainful employment would be an anathema to you. So how would your you even know what "doing your job" is?

Could you use six sigma to optimize the rate of hay bailing? Isn't that the job of the truck you're chasing?

 

[-SD-]

I'd think anything that could lead to gainful employment would be an anathema to you. So how would your you even know what "doing your job" is?

Could you use six sigma to optimize the rate of hay bailing? Isn't that the job of the truck you're chasing?

He can use six sigma to extend his education into perpetuity by finding the most efficient way to obtain student loans to live off of. So he never has to actually get a job ever

 

[mrplunkey]

He can use six sigma to extend his education into perpetuity by finding the most efficient way to obtain student loans to live off of. So he never has to actually get a job ever

I've already figured that out.

What we're witnessing is a rat stringing-out the gubment cheese.

 

[-SD-]

I've already figured that out.

What we're witnessing is a rat stringing-out the gubment cheese.

Such a paradox using six sigma to gain from the most innefficient entity of all time: teh federal goobermint

 

[redsamurai]

He can use six sigma to extend his education into perpetuity by finding the most efficient way to obtain student loans to live off of. So he never has to actually get a job ever

I am a co owner of a small business dude. lols. And was so "before" i went back to school. How do you think i've been able to not work a 9 to 5 job the last 3 years? HOw do you think i've been able to pay for school and buy a condo? I've talked about being involved in a family business...can you not put two and two together? Take plunkeys nuts out of your mouth for just a day dude. Just one day.

 

[-SD-]

I am a co owner of a small business dude. lols. And was so "before" i went back to school. How do you think i've been able to not work a 9 to 5 job the last 3 years? HOw do you think i've been able to pay for school and buy a condo? I've talked about being involved in a family business...can you not put two and two together? Take plunkeys nuts out of your mouth for just a day dude. Just one day.

Ive not heard about any of this, plunkey would have mentioned it by now lol

what sort of business is it?

 

[mrplunkey]

I am a co owner of a small business dude. lols. And was so "before" i went back to school. How do you think i've been able to not work a 9 to 5 job the last 3 years? HOw do you think i've been able to pay for school and buy a condo? I've talked about being involved in a family business...can you not put two and two together? Take plunkeys nuts out of your mouth for just a day dude. Just one day.