Any Six Sigma black belts here...

[redsamurai]

Where have you been this evening? Tell your mom to get off adultfriendfinder earlier in the evenings and stop tying up the computer. Now I have to go to bed because I have work tomorrow (thats what employed people do during the weekdays. I'll explain more about that later).

I"ve been at the gym, and you? <---- lols again

 

[javaguru]

Didn't read the thread but six sigma just means you can document your proces, It's a huge marketing tool in manufacturing and just means you can document your supply chain....I need to invent twelve sigma as the next standard that everyone needs to pay me to achieve.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Didn't read the thread but six sigma just means you can document your proces, It's a huge marketing tool in manufacturing and just means you can document your supply chain....I need to invent twelve sigma as the next standard that everyone needs to pay me to achieve.

I have two processes I have to map out this quarter for my MBO's. It makes sense for global companies that have clerical functions in other parts of the world.

 

[Ffactor]

And Management of any type.

Disagree, I work in corporate finance and six sigma would not be relevant.

 

[Ffactor]

sould have read thread even MORE carefully; she works in tech

I know she works in tech. I don't think it will be useful for her. Dummy!

 

[brownbrown]

Disagree, I work in corporate finance and six sigma would not be relevant.

Placing equip in the best area for efficiency of movement, reducing waste, and finding more efficient ways to do shit is Bad for business?

Okay

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[Ffactor]

Placing equip in the best area for efficiency of movement, reducing waste, and finding more efficient ways to do shit is Bad for business?

Okay

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Once again Not relevant in private equity or investment banking!

 

[brownbrown]

Once again Not relevant in private equity or investment banking!

Oh you dont use printers, staplers or paper? Or send folders to other people?
You Obviously dont know what 6 sigma is dude.

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[redsamurai]

Didn't read the thread but six sigma just means you can document your proces, It's a huge marketing tool in manufacturing and just means you can document your supply chain....I need to invent twelve sigma as the next standard that everyone needs to pay me to achieve.

java nailed it...in the end it's just nice soothing words that put supply chain managers into a blissful trance. And golly jeepers if you got yourself a green or, gasp, even a black belt in it...why you just might get fellated by said supply chain manager in the backroom on your lunch break. Some touring corporate lecturer/consultant though made a killing off it. It's just a byword for quality control.

 

[brownbrown]

java nailed it...in the end it's just nice soothing words that put supply chain managers into a blissful trance. And golly jeepers if you got yourself a green or, gasp, even a black belt in it...why you just might get fellated by said supply chain manager in the backroom on your lunch break. Some touring corporate lecturer/consultant though made a killing off it. It's just a byword for quality control.

Coffee nailed shit. He obviously never went through any Six Sigma training.
<~~ Not manufacturing and Six Sigma trained.

Just because Toyota And Harley used it to turn their Manufacturing around. It does not mean its only for manufacturing. Six Sigma looks at Every aspect of any business. Any.... business....
Not going to Six Sigma train y'all. Coffee prolly just youtubed it...



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