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what's the first thing a girl does when she's alone?

Remember the one from two weeks ago that looked like she had just woke up (cause she had) and her hair was a birds nest? Similar scenario, this one had zero make-up on last night.

In her defense she was in a rush just to get to the point where we could spend some time together. Plus I don't really mind, I always tell girls 'less is more'. I'd much rather them look 'as-is' than a rodeo clown. I remember one from a couple years ago that had her hair wrapped up in a bun, minimal make-up on (base?), and sweat pants that were about a half size too big hanging just low enough to show some hip and the top of her pelvic region. By the time I finally got those things off I had pre-cum'd the shit out of my boxers. It's not always about looking your best, ladies.
 
puddlemonkey said:
Remember the one from two weeks ago that looked like she had just woke up (cause she had) and her hair was a birds nest? Similar scenario, this one had zero make-up on last night.

In her defense she was in a rush just to get to the point where we could spend some time together. Plus I don't really mind, I always tell girls 'less is more'. I'd much rather them look 'as-is' than a rodeo clown. I remember one from a couple years ago that had her hair wrapped up in a bun, minimal make-up on (base?), and sweat pants that were about a half size too big hanging just low enough to show some hip and the top of her pelvic region. By the time I finally got those things off I had pre-cum'd the shit out of my boxers. It's not always about looking your best, ladies.
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must have missed that one...soooooooo...
 
She's got some purdy green eyes, hard to tell from this cropped shot (had to remove the identifiable shoulder tattoo).






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puddlemonkey said:
She's got some purdy green eyes, hard to tell from this cropped shot (had to remove the identifiable shoulder tattoo).






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ooohhhh, pretty face...that's always been my weakness...for me, you can have a lot less than perfect body if you have a pretty face...very nice...you go, girl!!
 
also my buddy was just in portland and said it's pretty much packed with strip clubs, what's up with that?
 
nimbus said:
also my buddy was just in portland and said it's pretty much packed with strip clubs, what's up with that?
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I've heard a couple different statistics. One being we've got the most strip clubs of any state, period. And the other saying the most per capita (Nevada being the only state with more actual clubs). Not sure which is true.

Either way, the laws here are very lax. All the clubs are full nudity, many states required girls to keep their undies on and shit over their nips. All the girls from Washington come down to Oregon to dance, so basically we need enough clubs for two states worth of girls.
 
digimon7068 said:
you can tell this from looking at half of her profile??? you got x-ray vision and you can see that her septum has been eroded from snorting coke and crystal meth??
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No, I have normal vision that can see extremely dark circles and wrinkles under the eye. combine that with the fact she was an ex-stripper, and the hypothesis is most likely true.

put on your glasses old man
 
calveless wonder said:
No, I have normal vision that can see extremely dark circles and wrinkles under the eye. combine that with the fact she was an ex-stripper, and the hypothesis is most likely true.

put on your glasses old man
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hahaha...you're over-analyzing the situation. i have dark circles too...i have allergies and i don't get enough sleep...viola!!
 
CoBra666 said:
we use alot. all the people who say we use brackish water so that we can be allowed to use more of it, due to its un-consumabilty is bull. we use just normal water, apparently we are only allowed to use so much daily, but it would be interesting to know how much we use. All the SAGD plants like mine in comparison to a normal drilling derrick must use a ridiculous amount of water, as the actual way the plant extracts the oil is by heatin water to 296 degree celsius steam, shooting it into the ground at the speed of sound and using that as well as a lifting gas to withdraw the bitumen from several hundred meters below the ground
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you don't sound uneducated to me.
 
digimon7068 said:
yeah...but, i've always had the sinus shit, so they've always been there...
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sinus issues suck! I used to make fun of my friends who had allergies, calling them genetically inferior, pussies, telling them to stop crying, etc. A couple years ago I got allergies myself for the first time, karma is a motherfvcking bitch!
 
I thought you had a Droid brah
That phone looks like a flea mkt special

pre paid?
 
puddlemonkey said:
sinus issues suck! I used to make fun of my friends who had allergies, calling them genetically inferior, pussies, telling them to stop crying, etc. A couple years ago I got allergies myself for the first time, karma is a motherfvcking bitch!
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Hahaha you pussies with sinus problems.....


I never get allergies. :D



Knock on wood :confused:
 
I had an allergy test, found out I'm not allergic to anything on the allergy test panel.
 
puddlemonkey said:
No fail, I logged out of my tiny account and used the general tinypic uploader. I requested a place to host nudes like two pages ago and none of you stepped up with a suggestion. The FAIL is on you!
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You've asked this before and have been given the answer!
 
puddlemonkey said:
No fail, I logged out of my tiny account and used the general tinypic uploader. I requested a place to host nudes like two pages ago and none of you stepped up with a suggestion. The FAIL is on you!
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Mitch should help you out there. He is hosting nudz all the time.
 
the super chicks know who the super guys are
but the super chicks are likely the least adept at making a move themselves
so they end up with Mr B+
 
samoth said:
Time is the fire in which we learn
Time is the fire in which we burn



:cow:
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I paid 15.30 for a pizza that they too long to deliver
just went ahead and paid after 22 minutes left and ate mcdonalds
I said "this isn't complicated food"
oh it's in the oven
me; "people have come and gone with thier chow since I seated"
in my head: fuvk this
what is worse is I think it was the proprieter that waited on me
what
did I have a "fuck me I'm Jesus" shirt on
 
I bet I could wear a T-shirt backwards
i.e. the little pcoket is over a shoulder blade
into an LA nightclub
and start a new fashion/trend
 
some of the old crew chime in from time to time
they want it the way it was
and not this cotton candy
 
Well, in any major city, minding your own business is a science.
First thing they teach women in rape prevention is never cry for help.
Always yell "fire".
Nobody answers to "help".
you holler "fire", they come running.
 
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