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Cat eating meds = expensive late night vet visit

calveless wonder

calveless wonder

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God damn it.

My crazy Bengal got into my cabinet where I keep all my meds, vitamins and protein powders. Everything was sealed except a bottle of excedrin migraine I lost the top for and a 1/3rd full vyvanse pill (adhd med) that I left out of the bottle so I don't mix it with the full ones.

Well. She knocked down the excedrin migraine bottle and literally there geltabs everywhere. I don't know how she did it but they dispersed all over the counter, in the sink, on the floor, and then later I found one in her water dish partially dissolved (scary).

I didn't see the vyvanse pill so it got me worried. Well, about an hour later I notice her acting weird. She was just standing the same spot constantly turning her head in different directions and sniffing around. She def looked tweaked out

So I called animal poison control and told them it was either some of the excedrin migraine that was in her water or she ate the vyvanse. I wasn't sure which and had No evidence she did. They basically said that either is really harmful and to take her to the vet (especially the aspirin and acetametiphen in excedrin).

So I take her to the emergency vet hospital, and this fuckin doctor who didn't look a day over 22(kinda hot but who cares) says a few things and hands me an $800 invoice. We didn't even know if she took anything and she's talking about keeping her there overnight, doing all this bloodwork, placing a catheter inside her and giving her all these injections. I was like uh...did you even check her vitals? Obviously if she took a stimulant her heart rate would be elevated, and that was like 99% of the reason I took her to the vet because I worried about her heart.

So she comes back and says her heart rate is pretty normal. It was clear to me she had very little idea what the fuck she was doing, she presented me with like 5 different options of treatment and wasn't even sure the best course of action. Keep in mind the whole time my cat is freaking the fuck out. When they took her away from me it was 5 minutes straight of the most awful cat noises you could possibly imagine.

End result: they try to get her to throw up by sedating her, doesn't work. They sedate her again and give her fluids via subq. Then they give me some activated charcoal syringes and muscle relaxers to give her when I get home. $350 fuckin dollars and they didn't even do any bloodwork etc


When I got home, she was doing the same god damn thing before I even took her there. It was pretty much a complete waste of time and money. I'm pretty sure she ate the vyvanse because of how long it lasted and now I think its finally wearing off (I've had to stay up all night watching her).

I felt like I was in that king of the hill episode where Hank is catsitting for a Marine and the marine's vet does all these uneccessary and over the top procedures and tests.
 
And yeah it's a long ass post but I don't give a shit because I'm deliriously exhausted. Wonder how many posts it'll take for someone to complain about it. word of advice: stfu about cliff notes , if you can't read a couple of paragraphs in 1-2 minutes you're dumb.

(sorry, that only applies to the one or two jerkoffs that do it in long threads)
 
lol wow

glad your cat is ok though. they have nine lives, so i wouldn't worry too much
 
I just googled and found out some crazy shit about cats being attracted to adderall. There's more cases of toxicity from adderall than any other human med. Cats normally dont eat meds or they bite or lick it and if doesnt take like food,they Leave it but for some reason they will eat adderall without hesitation.

Vyvanse isn't adderall but its similar structurally.

She sleeps like 14-16 hours a day and she's been up for about 17 hours straight, so I know she had to have eaten it. I'm just lucky it was only about 20 mgs worth because she might be dead if it was a full pill
 
or maybe she just used one of her lives, or maybe 3 lives are gone after that, lol
 
Awww sowwy about your cat. :( I would've freaked out seeing my pet that way too. At least it seemed to wear off. Hope she's ok.



...and I swear I fcking hate so many vets. Before I became friends with one and he became my regular one, I never had one that seemed to know enough or that I trusted.
 
KFeedz was super high once. I have a video on my phone of her slowly pawing at a tennis ball and missing repeatedly. It's kinda funny in hindsight.




She's fine now, though. :)
 
AFeedz said:
Awww sowwy about your cat. :( I would've freaked out seeing my pet that way too. At least it seemed to wear off. Hope she's ok.



...and I swear I fcking hate so many vets. Before I became friends with one and he became my regular one, I never had one that seemed to know enough or that I trusted.
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Yeah haven't had good luck w vets either. I feel like most of them just throw shit at the wall and come it sticks.
 
Cdubs cat is bad ass, glad to hear she's okay nugga.
 
If this ever happens again and you are in a 1 hour time frame of when she ate it then give her an extremely salty water shot to induce vomit (NEVER do this if she ate something sharp or acid) and if poison was involved add a teaspoon of activated charcoal tablets too.

My pug bit a cane toad and started foaming, I made him throw up, washed his mouth and monitored for a while to see if he kept foaming and it worked like a charm :)
 
I hope your cat is okay now.

Since I'm old and feeble I tend to drop things a lot, including medications when I'm trying to get them out of the bottle. Fortunately my cat seems to show no interest in them.
 
I would have blasted that cat with a shovel for eating my fuckin stash. Then found a sack and threw it off a bridge cats are fuckin worthless animals.
 
misguided03 said:
I would have blasted that cat with a shovel for eating my fuckin stash. Then found a sack and threw it off a bridge cats are fuckin worthless animals.
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How about I just cut your balls off and feed it to my cat so she recovers? That is, if the pasty soft bodied girl in your avatar hasn't already removed them
 
calveless wonder said:
How about I just cut your balls off and feed it to my cat so she recovers? That is, if the pasty soft bodied girl in your avatar hasn't already removed them
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I have been told my balls release a healing elixir but you don't have to cut them off just simply send your Facebook girlfriend over and I will send her back elixir in mouth.
That is if you have time in-between exchanging recipes with doodz on Facebook.

I'm getting a strong mo vibe from cave let's review.
Lives alone with a cat.
Doesn't have a GF.
Exchanges cooking tips/ recipes on Facebook.
Drinks wine.
 
misguided03 said:
I have been told my balls release a healing elixir but you don't have to cut them off just simply send your Facebook girlfriend over and I will send her back elixir in mouth.
That is if you have time in-between exchanging recipes with doodz on Facebook.

I'm getting a strong mo vibe from cave let's review.
Lives alone with a cat.
Doesn't have a GF.
Exchanges cooking tips/ recipes on Facebook.
Drinks wine.
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http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...our-thoughts-obama-748963-4.html#post10142719

yeah, i wouldn't expect a broke ass manual laborer to know anything about class or classy women

go drink your natty light and stfu
 
I've had wine with men I'm positive are not gay. Also, I think plenty of women are impressed by men who can cook.

Apparently I don't see the CW geighness. :confused:
 
misguided03 said:
Rofl ok

But seriously the only guys who live alone and are single that own cats are teh geighs and super villains. True story
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LOL @ making fun of someone for living alone intentionally.

either

a.) you're too broke and need to live with roomates

or

b.) You enjoy having an average wimmin being up in your shit 24/7.


No sane man would brag about living with their gf.

Also, i live a place where's a billion hot girls everywhere. you think i want a women living here? dipshit
 
AFeedz said:
I've had wine with men I'm positive are not gay. Also, I think plenty of women are impressed by men who can cook.

Apparently I don't see the CW geighness. :confused:
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He's not gay for cooking. He is geigh for swapping recipes on Facebook like a mo. Of course he could have been swapping interior decorating ideas and you would say women like men with nicely decorated houses.... That might be true but they don't like you cause they are geigh
 
miplank said:
a classy woman wouldn't resort to name calling and be an un-appreciative bitch when someone was obvioiusly doing them a favor. That would be a lack of "class"...

dumbass.
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says the guy who lives in a place with like 20 total wimminz.

i'm assuming you've never left the country either?

Going to vegas once or twice doesn't count
 
I don't care for wine. Not much of it I can tolerate. I like to cook and would "swap" (teehee) recipes. I don't have a facebook (that alone might make one gay).
 
calveless wonder said:
LOL @ making fun of someone for living alone intentionally.

either

a.) you're too broke and need to live with roomates

or

b.) You enjoy having an average wimmin being up in your shit 24/7.


No sane man would brag about living with their gf.

Also, i live a place where's a billion hot girls everywhere. you think i want a women living here? dipshit
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So your saying you could have pussy on tap yet you CHOOSE not too ?

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misguided03 said:
He's not gay for cooking. He is geigh for swapping recipes on Facebook like a mo. Of course he could have been swapping interior decorating ideas and you would say women like men with nicely decorated houses.... That might be true but they don't like you cause they are geigh
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You've never swapped a recipe in your life? That would mean you can only cook what you were born knowing how to cook a.k.a. nothing. And like I said, I think plenty of women like a guy who can cook for them sometimes, so you're doing yourself a disservice.

...& apparently Facebook doesn't make it gay either since he apparently got a date out of it.
 
calveless wonder said:
says the guy who lives in a place with like 20 total wimminz.

i'm assuming you've never left the country either?

Going to vegas once or twice doesn't count
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How did I know you were going to come back with a lame comment about where I live. :rolleyes:


oh, and fyi genius. Last time I checked Vegas wasn't outside of the country.
 
misguided03 said:
He's not gay for cooking. He is geigh for swapping recipes on Facebook like a mo. Of course he could have been swapping interior decorating ideas and you would say women like men with nicely decorated houses.... That might be true but they don't like you cause they are geigh
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lol @ a having a nice pad meaning you're a mo.

come back to this conversation when evolution has actually taken its course.
 
AFeedz said:
You've never swapped a recipe in your life? That would mean you can only cook what you were born knowing how to cook a.k.a. nothing. And like I said, I think plenty of women like a guy who can cook for them sometimes, so you're doing yourself a disservice.

...& apparently Facebook doesn't make it gay either since he apparently got a date out of it.
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afeedz uses facebook to troll for cock.
 
miplank said:
How did I know you were going to come back with a lame comment about where I live. :rolleyes:


oh, and fyi genius. Last time I checked Vegas wasn't outside of the country.
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it's pretty relevant. you're still in the same place you were born and raised right? Your basis for comparison isn't very strong if you haven't seen much of the outside world

and i said the vegas thing because I would have bet anything you'd have said "no, but i went to vegas and denver before"
 
AFeedz said:
You've never swapped a recipe in your life? That would mean you can only cook what you were born knowing how to cook a.k.a. nothing. And like I said, I think plenty of women like a guy who can cook for them sometimes, so you're doing yourself a disservice.

...& apparently Facebook doesn't make it gay either since he apparently got a date out of it.
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If I wanna cook something new I google it or experiment. I don't remember the last teh bros and I got together and dished over cooking maybe maybe bbq'ing tips.

Also lol @ him finding a classy women to date on fb.
 
misguided03 said:
If I wanna cook something new I google it or experiment. I don't remember the last teh bros and I got together and dished over cooking maybe maybe bbq'ing tips.
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So when you want a recipe, you go online and hope someone has shared one you like? You mean kind of like CW and his friend did?
 
calveless wonder said:
it's pretty relevant. you're still in the same place you were born and raised right? Your basis for comparison isn't very strong if you haven't seen much of the outside world

and i said the vegas thing because I would have bet anything you'd have said "no, but i went to vegas and denver before"
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Yes, born and raised in the same town. I have traveled a fair amount. I wouldn't say a ton though.

I'm not sure how that has anything to do with my basis for comparison as far as the classy woman comment was concerned. After what you did for you ex, and how she treated you is absolutely "classless"

You don't have to travel the world to know what having class is.

:chomp:
 
miplank said:
and fyi-I actually like cats.
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had nothing to do with cats. You jumped into an argument that had nothing to do with you. Not only that, your argument was asinine to begin with.

Not to mention the fact it was at best, a tangential analogy, a person's behavior in one specific instance doesn't define their entire identity.

therefore, her being a bitch in that instance, does not mean she was not a classy girl.

just like me being an asshole right now, doesn't mean i'm not a nice guy normally.
 
calveless wonder said:
had nothing to do with cats. You jumped into an argument that had nothing to do with you. Not only that, your argument was asinine to begin with.

Not to mention the fact it was at best, a tangential analogy, a person's behavior in one specific instance doesn't define their entire identity.
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I'll give you the 2nd part...
 
calveless wonder said:
had nothing to do with cats. You jumped into an argument that had nothing to do with you. Not only that, your argument was asinine to begin with.

Not to mention the fact it was at best, a tangential analogy, a person's behavior in one specific instance doesn't define their entire identity.

therefore, her being a bitch in that instance, does not mean she was not a classy girl.

just like me being an asshole right now, doesn't mean i'm not a nice guy normally.
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Then why judge me for bludgeoning fluffy for eating my imaginary stash ?
 
misguided03 said:
Then why judge me for bludgeoning fluffy for eating my imaginary stash ?
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Because, unlike someone who has a history to provide evidence to the contrary, you really haven't demonstrated thus far you're not a douchebag. So when you come into my thread about my sick cat and talk about cats being worthless animals, i'm going to tell you to go fuck yourself and stfu.

Your ensuing posts in this thread only validate that belief. Seriously, what moron makes fun of people having a nice house? Or brags about living with his GF? Most men go to great lengths to AVOID living with their GF. i know i have
 
There you went again editing your posts to add more.


I think you need to wait a minute or two before you submit to make sure you have everything in your post you want to say. Shit is confusing...
 
drinking wine is gay....

wtf,are you ? 12 years old?

Celebrities, athletes, music stars all drink Champagne regularly. are they all gay too? You know what champagne is? Wine with fucking bubbles

(that happens to be made in the champagne region of france)
 
calveless wonder said:
Because, unlike someone who has a history to provide evidence to the contrary, you really haven't demonstrated thus far you're not a douchebag. So when you come into my thread about my sick cat and talk about cats being worthless animals, i'm going to tell you to go fuck yourself and stfu.

Your ensuing posts in this thread only validate that belief. Seriously, what moron makes fun of people having a nice house? Or brags about living with his GF? Most men go to great lengths to AVOID living with their GF. i know i have
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I don't live with my GF lol I never said I did. Btw this is chat if your looking for a serious outlet to vent your feelings I'm sure I could find you a support group for emotional gay men.
 
calveless wonder said:
drinking wine is gay....

wtf,are you ? 12 years old?

Celebrities, athletes, music stars all drink Champagne regularly. are they all gay too? You know what champagne is? Wine with fucking bubbles

(that happens to be made in the champagne region of france)
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So basically the same thing only different gotcha I'm constantly learning how to present an logical argument please proceed.
 
Speaking of which.Moet, minus the nectar imperial and rose, is actually the worst fuckin champagne quality wise and taste. Rather drink Piper even if it's cheaper.

Perrier-Jouet and Veuve are the shit though...best midpriced champagne you can find
 
calveless wonder said:
Speaking of which.Moet, minus the nectar imperial and rose, is actually the worst fuckin champagne quality wise and taste. Rather drink Piper even if it's cheaper.

Perrier-Jouet and Veuve are the shit though...best midpriced champagne you can find
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mmm Veuve
 
misguided03 said:
So basically the same thing only different gotcha I'm constantly learning how to present an logical argument please proceed.
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Hopefully somewhere a long the line, you can learn about the use of commas.

So....the "bubbles" make it less gay? Please, explain that to me.

you're way too fuckin stupid to argue with.
 
But misguided likes the way it tickles the back of his throat. Reminds him of when he swallows a load of swimmers. So that's why he considers it less gay. :)
 
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